Sith Jokes
90 sith jokes and hilarious sith puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sith that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
A look at some of the funniest Sith jokes and puns from the Star Wars universe. From references to Aang, Alderaan and Snoke, we have something for everyone!
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Funniest Sith Short Jokes
Short sith jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sith humour may include short jokes also.
- How many sith lords does it take to change a light bulb? None. They like it on the dark side.
- My wife said to me if I don't stop quoting Star Wars she's going to leave me I replied "Only a Sith deals in absolutes"
- What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say when he heard Anakin had joined the dark side? (shrugs)
"Well, Sith happens" - "Remember, Luke, a Jedi always has doubts about something. Only a Sith can be 100% sure about everything." "Dad, are you sure?"
"Absolutely." - Did you hear about the sith lord who went shopping? He went to the Maul. Everything was half off.
- What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord and a skyscraper? An ele-Vader.
- why is it general kenobi and not specific kenobi ? only a sith deals in absolutes
- Imagine a place where you can buy everything related to the Sith and the Dark Side It would be called the Darth Mall...
...and everything would be half off - Who is the oldest Sith Lord? Darth Ritis
- A sith lord became a karate sensei. It was master vader
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Sith One Liners
Which sith one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sith? I can suggest the ones about and .
- Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale? Only a Sith deals in absolutes.
- Where do Siths do their shopping? At the Darth Mall
- What do you call a Sith Lord with joint pain? Darthritis
- Which sith lord prefers to cripple his opponents rather than kill them? Darth Ritis
- How do the Sith ascend? Elevaders
- What is a Sith Lord's favorite drink at the bar? A Palpitini
- What is a Siths favorite thing to ride in? An elevader.
- Where did the sith go to get their robes The shopping maul
- Math is evil... Only the Sith deal in absolute values.
- What does an aging Sith lord with a bad hip use to get around? An Imperial Walker
- What do you call a Sith Lord who left his wife? Darth Evade-her
- Why won't the Jedi use parallel bars? Because only the Sith deal in |absolutes|.
- What kind of coffee do Siths drink? Darth roast.
- When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side? In the Sith grade.
- What do you call a sith lord that doesn't pay his taxes? Darth Evader
Sith Lord Jokes
Here is a list of funny sith lord jokes and even better sith lord puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What do you call a Sith Lord who lives in the woods? Darth Deciduous
- What do you call a Sith lord who refuses to fight? A sithy.
- What did the Sith Lord say when getting his picture taken? Make sure to get my dark side!
- Did you hear about the new TV show about a retired Sith Lord that becomes a criminal for hire? The title is: "Better Call Maul".
- Once in a restaurant I once worked in a restaurant where sith lord slaughtered all the customers with two pieces of cutlery.
He used the forks. - What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey? Darth Mule!
A joke, from third grade me...
Happy Star Wars day! - Where does a Sith Lord go when he poops? He goes to the Darthroom.
- Why can't Kylo Ren trick Luke into thinking he is a Sith lord? Luke knows its all Snoke and mirrors.
- Who is the Sith Lord of fear? Count Spooku
- Was helping somebody do their math homework dealing with absolute values. I then realized that her math teacher was a Sith Lord, because only Sith Lords deal in absolutes.
Star Wars Sith Jokes
Here is a list of funny star wars sith jokes and even better star wars sith puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- People keep comparing the election to Empire Strikes Back or Revenge Of The Sith... Personally I would have gone with The Star Wars Christmas Special
Revenge Sith Jokes
Here is a list of funny revenge sith jokes and even better revenge sith puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- The death of Mace Windu in Revenge of the Sith
- Carrie Fisher is dead? Revenge of the Sith II confirmed.
Charming Humor Sith Jokes with Loads of Fun
What funny jokes about sith you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sith pranks.
Why did Darth Sidious choose Vader for Anakin's Sith name?
So when he got an apprentice he would be called MasterVader.
What did the feminist Jedi say to Darth Tyrannus?
"Check your Force privileges, Sith Lord!"
Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?
Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.
^and ^it's ^non-differentiable ^at ^0
What is a Mathematician specializing in absolute numbers called?
A Sith.
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What's a Jedi's favorite brand of v**...?
Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut.
What do you call a bipolar Sith?
High-low Ren.
Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?
Only a Sith deals in absolutes
What would Anakin Skywalker's sith name be, if Luke was black?
Dearth Vader
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Why did Darth Maul j**... into a piece of fruit?
Because the sith always comes in pears
What did Mike Tyson say to the Death Star elevator attendant?
"Sith floor pleaths"
Why did Obi-wan not do his math homework?
Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.
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What is the difference between a shitlord and a sith lord?
They're pretty much the same; just the space.
Why couldn't Luke calculate Abs(-1)?
Only a sith deals in absolutes.
Why are the Sith never negative?
They only deal in absolutes.
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What do you say when a Jedi is killed by a Muslim Sith?
He's fallen to the dark Syed
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What will the Sith call the earth when they invade and take command?
The Force r**...
Did you hear what the Jedi council said about Mustafar?
They called it a Sith hole.
Darth Vader invites all of his sith buddies over for a BBQ,
he tells them that the burgers are made from Wookiee meat, to which someone replies "no wonder these burgers are so Chewie"
Why did the cab-driving sith get arrested?
He was a Taxi Vader.
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Why won't Obi-Wan mix you a v**... cocktail?
Only a Sith deals in Absoluts.
Why are Sith measurements not as accurate as Jedis'?
Because a Sith deals only in absolutes.
If you were in a 'choose a movie/comic book character, or you die' situation. Who would you be?
Sith. Because only a sith deals in absolutes.
Hayden Christensen got mad and punched an autograph seeker
The Sith really hit the fan!
Star Wars is about the eternal conflict between two opposing forces. One headhunts children across the galaxy, puts them into a religious cult, indoctrinates them, even forbids them from having a relationship, then sends them off to die in the nearest war.
The other is the Sith.
A Sith, a Jedi, and a Mandalorian walk into a bar...
They start talking and after a few drinks the conversation shifts to cars. The Jedi living a life of austerity and frugality only has a 1991 Camry. The Sith and Mando laughs at him saying he has a Bad Car. The Sith having manipulated others into giving him their wealth shows off his McClaren F1. The patrons at the bar are amazed and even the Jedi has to admit it's a nice ride. They both end up saying it's a Good Car. The Mandalorian walks around the corner and after a few minutes comes screaming back on his jet pack and blows up the other cars. He has the Beskar.
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Why did the Sith Lord cross the road?
To get to the dark side!
