sitar Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious sitar puns

A girl asked if I play any Indian instruments.

I told her I play mandolin, violin and cello. Close, but no sitar.


I just got my best score on Sitar Hero 3!

I got five stars on "Curry On My Wayward Son"


I just got my best score on the new Indian video game "Sitar Hero 3"!!!

I got five stars on "Curry on My Wayward Son"


There is one instrument I just can't stand..

The Sitar


Did you hear about the failed Indian musician?

He was hoisted by his own sitar.


What are the most funny Sitar jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Sitar? Well, here are the best Sitar dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Sitar pick up lines to share with friends.


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