Sister In Law Jokes

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Short sister in law jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sister in law humour may include short brother in law jokes also.

  1. My sister-in-law sat on my glasses and broke them. It was my own fault. I should have taken them off.
  2. Did you hear about the infamous bank robbers in the old wild west? One of them married the other one's sister. They were both outlaws and in-laws.
  3. A new law recently passed in Arkansas. When a man and woman are divorced, they can still be brother and sister.
  4. My sister-in-law has step-children and that's awful, why won't she use regular stairs like everyone else
  5. A German man was hitting on my sister-in-law... I told her "He wants to put his wiener in your schnitzel."
    She replied "Not happening, I guess he'll be stroganoff."
  6. A man gets married. Now, he has a father-in-law, a mother-in-law, a bother-in-law, a sister-in-law. And the wife? She is the law.
  7. My sister-in-law said her friend was studying abroad... My brother quickly replied, "what's her name?"
  8. My sister-in-law accidentally won a beauty pageant for vampire hunters She's the new Miss Stake.
  9. I'm fed up with the excuses women come up with to avoid having s**...... I'm tired. I'm washing my hair. I've got a headache. I am your sister-in-law.
  10. After a night of heavy drinking, when I woke up n**... in my sister's bed on New Year's day, I feared the worst. When my brother-in-law kissed me on the cheek, those fears were realized.

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Sister In Law One Liners

Which sister in law one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sister in law? I can suggest the ones about sister and daughter in law.

  1. What do you call a nun who has become a lawyer? A sister in law
  2. My sister in law got the covid vaccine yesterday. Her 5g reception has never been better
  3. What do you call a Nun that's also a lawyer? Sister in law
  4. What do you call a nun who just passed her bar exam? A sister-in-law
  5. My sister married a black man He's a lawyer. So now I have a brother in law.
  6. I was with my brother and sister-in-law
  7. I'm going to start a law firm and only hire nuns... I'll call it Sisters in law.
  8. I started a company.. ...with my wife. Then my sister in law joined us, now it's a crowd.
  9. My sister-in-law had a miscarriage Does that raise or lower her kill-death ratio?
  10. Jesse James married my sister. He's know my brother out-law
  11. I took my Sister-in-Law out yesterday evening. d**... I love being a s**....

Sister In Law Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter

What funny jokes about sister in law you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean son in law jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make sister in law prank.

My Wife and I Have...

Been trying to get pregnant for some time now. It's been a very emotional and trying experience. I however I got some good news recently, it seems the problem wasn't on my side. My sister-in-law just told me she was pregnant.

When you get married...

If you have a father, he becomes a father-in-law
If you have a mother, she becomes a mother-in-law
If you have a brother, he becomes a brother-in-law
If you have a sister, she becomes a sister-in-law
But, your wife, she becomes the law.

I'm talking to my daughter, sister in law and my dad just now. SIL: Have you ever had a pedicure? Daughter: oh yeah I have. Me: I've given her a pedicure before.

Dad: so I guess you could call yourself a... pediphile.
*Ugh* thanks dad.
And yes this actually just happened.

What do you call a Hurricane with a bad attitude?

What do you call a Hurricane with a bad attitude? A Hurri-cant!
Currently evacuated for the second time (Mathew, now Irma). Shared this joke with my sister in law last year and it's an all-star dad joke if I say so.

A guy once dated a very nice girl, and had a fair relationship with her family.

One night after she proposed to me, her sister came up and said: "I know you liked my sister all the way, but if you'd like one wild time before the wedding, come up to my room.
He immediately headed to the front door, and was met by his father-in-law with tears: "I always knew you were the right choice for our daughter, Wellcome to the family!"
Moral of the story: always keep your condoms in your car

TIFU by telling my brother-in-law I s**... my beard.

He wondered why I would want his sister to be bald.

While my brother-in-law was tapping away on his home computer, his ten-year-old daughter sneaked up behind him.
Then she turned and ran into the kitchen, squealing to the rest of the family: "I know Daddy's password! I know Daddy's password!"
"What is it?" her sisters asked eagerly.
Proudly she replied: "Asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk!"

moral of the story

A man is in the bar talking to his friend about what happened to him the other night. He tells the story of how he went home, and his fiancee's younger sister was waiting for him in l**.... The sister told him what she wanted him to do to her in graphic detail.
The man froze for a second and then open the door and walked out. His future in\-laws were waiting outside and told him that this was a test of his faithfulness to his future wife.
The man told his friend that the moral of the story was to keep your condoms in your car.

Slow learner

A man goes to work one Monday morning and notices on of his coworkers has two big bandages on both of his ears.
"What happened to your ears?" he asks.
"Well, its a long story." he replies, "You see, my wife and I are planning a trip with my sister in law, and we were expecting a phone call from her on Sunday. I was watching the football game and my wife was ironing some laundry behind me. The phone rang, so I reached back to answer it, but when I put the phone to my ear I realized I had grabbed the iron by mistake!"
"Well that explains one ear, but what happened to the other?"
"Well, wouldn't you know it, she called back."

Tony was in court filing for divorce just few months after marriage

Tony married one of a pair of identical twins.
A few months later, he was in court filing for a divorce.
"Would you tell the court your reason for wanting a divorce," the judge said.
"Well, Your Honor," Tony began, "periodically my sister-in-law would come over
for a visit and because she and my wife are identical,
occasionally I'd end up making love to her by mistake."
"I understand they're identical twins, but surely there must be some difference
between the two women," said the judge.
"Precisely, Your Honor," replied Tony "That's why I want a divorce."

Guy keeps calling off work on Mondays....

A guy works a new job on Thursday and Friday. On Monday he calls in and says, "I can't come in today. I'm sick."
He works the rest of the week, but the following Monday he calls in and says, "I can't come in today. I'm sick."
The boss asks the foreman about him, and the foreman says, "He's great. He does the work of two men. We need him."
So the boss calls the guy into his office, and says, "You seem to have a problem getting to work on Mondays. You're a good worker and I'd hate to fire you. What's the problem? Anything we can help you with? Drugs? Alcohol?"
The guy says, "No, I don't drink or do drugs. But my brother-in-law drinks every weekend, and then beats on my sister. So every Monday morning, I go over to make sure she's all right. She puts her head on my shoulder and cries, one thing leads to another, and the next thing you know, I'm f-----g her."
The boss says, "You f--k your sister?"
The guy says, "Hey, I told you I was sick."

Hospital Bill

A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. The store clerk called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor.
The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open heart bypass surgery.
He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at the Catholic Hospital. A nun was seated next to his bed holding a clipboard loaded with several forms & a pen. She asked him how he was going to pay for his treatment.
"Do you have health insurance?" she asked.
He replied in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."
The nun asked, "Do you have money in the bank?"
He replied, "No money in the bank."
'Do you have a relative who could help you with the payments?" asked the irritated nun.
He said, "I only have a spinster sister & she's a nun."
The nun became agitated & announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God."
The patient replied, "Perfect. Send the bill to my brother-in-law".

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