Sister Boyfriend Jokes

19 sister boyfriend jokes and hilarious sister boyfriend puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sister boyfriend that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Sister Boyfriend Short Jokes

Short sister boyfriend jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sister boyfriend humour may include short sister brother jokes also.

  1. My sister is moaning and screaming in her bedroom because she is sick. I'm happy that her boyfriend is there to comfort her.
  2. I can't believe my sister's new boyfriend is black.. I mean.. She said she met him at work..
  3. When your sister says daddy pass the salt... ...and you, your dad, her boyfriend, your uncle, and your cousin all grab the salt.
  4. I was picking up my sister from pre school when a teacher asked me: "Are you the father of Sophie?" He did not expect me to answer: "No, just her boyfriend".
  5. Son: Dad I just got a girlfriend. Dad: Good work son.
    Sister: Daddy I just got a boyfriend
    Dad: *Load's Shotgun*.
  6. I walked in on my sister with her boyfriends white stuff on her face. She really loves her ranch.
  7. I'm under the suspicion that my sister's boyfriend has been beating her. I don't have any proof, but her cooking has gotten a lot better since than last time we met.
  8. My sister's Canadian boyfriend just broke up with her. She says he told her he just wasn't so Inuit.
  9. What do you tell your sister whose fundamentalist boyfriend just went and blew himself up? Looks like you caught his I,SIS.

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Sister Boyfriend One Liners

Which sister boyfriend one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sister boyfriend? I can suggest the ones about daughter boyfriend and girlfriend boyfriend.

  1. My sisters boyfriend hates me Because I banged his girl 7 times 😎
  2. Who is that only black guy at the family reunion? Your fat sisters boyfriend

Uproarious Sister Boyfriend Jokes to Share with Friends

What funny jokes about sister boyfriend you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean brother and sister jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sister boyfriend pranks.

My boyfriend was dying. I was by his bedside when he said something with a weak voice, "There's something I must confess."

"Shhh" I said "There's nothing to confess. Everything is alright."
"No, I must die in peace" he said, "I had s**... with your sister, your best friend and your co-worker."
"I know" I whispered, "That's why I poisoned you... Now close your eyes."

I think my sister's boyfriend is beating her.

Now I don't have any physical evidence. I don't see any scratches or bruises. But I had dinner at her place last weekend and her cooking has gotten WAY better!

In class the teacher ask to students

In class the teacher ask to students if their parents have everything in life, a boy answer his family is wealthy and they have everything, the teacher ask him if they have a plane and the boy answer they dont, so they dont have everything in life, then a girl say their family is rich and they have a plane, the teacher ask him if they have a submarine, the girl answer they dont, so they dont have everything in life, then this little girl rise her hand and say "my family have everything in life, because last night my sister brought her punk boyfriend for dinner and my dad sayed Oh no, the last thing we needed".

A woman wants to test her boyfriend

She thinks he may be unfaithful, so she asks her sister to help her with something.
As the boyfriend pulls up to the house and enters to find a trail of roses leading up to a closed door. He opens the door to find his girlfriends sister, laying on the bed.
"So, do you fancy it? You know you want to", she asks.
The boyfriend spins round immediately and heads back down stairs towards the front door only to find his girlfriend beaming, "I knew you would never do it!"
She runs over to hug him.
The moral of the story? Always keep your condoms in your car.

Theory Vs. Reality

So a boy comes home from school and his dad asks him "Hey son, how was school?" the boy replies "Pretty good dad, but my last subject was about theory and reality... and to be honest, I didn't get it at all". The dad takes a seat and says "Son, let me teach you. Go upstairs and ask your mother if she would have s**... with ANY man in the world, aside from me, for 1 million dollars." So the boy goes upstairs and asks his mother "Mom, would you have s**... with any guy aside from dad for a million dollars?" to which the mother replies "Well, your sister is going off to college and we just took a second mortgage on the house... yeah, I'd do it." So the boy goes downstairs to his dad and says "dad, she said she would do it for a million dollars!" So the father goes "Alright son, now go upstairs and ask your sister if she would have s**... with any guy but her boyfriend for a million dollars." the boy runs upstairs and asks his sister if she would have s**... with any guy but her boyfriend for a million dollars... she instantly says yes. the boy runs downstairs again and says "dad dad, she didn't even hesitate, she would do it!"
So the dad says "You see son? In theory, we're sitting on two million dollars. but in reality, we're living with a couple of w**..."

Suzy asked her big sister Samantha how babies are made.

Samantha explains it to her.
"I still don't get it? Can you show me."
Suzy says.
"OK. Tonight, I will let you watch will my boyfriend, Jack and I screw."
That night, Jack laid Samantha 5 times but Suzy still didn't understand.
The next night Jack was tired of Suzy watching so he offered to have s**... with her.
"OK but I don't want Samantha to watch"
So Samantha went outside.
They are in there for almost an hour and when they come out Jack is smiling like crazy.
"That was fun but I still don't get it."
Says Suzy
The next day the same thing happened.
And the next day.
Finally 2 weeks later Samantha comes home crying.
"Whats wrong," Suzy says.
"Jack dumped me. He said there was someone better."
Said Samantha.
"Let's go talk to him maybe we can change his mind," said Suzy.
When they got there Jack said he made up his mind and there was nothing they could do to change it.
Then he asked to speak to Suzy privately.
He pulled off all of Suzy's clothes and started to screw her.
"OK," Jack said kissing Suzy's neck "I broke up with Samantha now tell me how you got to be so good in bed."
"Fine." She replied, "I asked all my other sisters how babies are made."