Sister Birthday Jokes

14 sister birthday jokes and hilarious sister birthday puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sister birthday that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Sister Birthday Short Jokes

Short sister birthday jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sister birthday humour may include short brother birthday jokes also.

  1. So, I bought my sister a fridge for her birthday. You should have seen her face light up when she opened it.
  2. My wife said she wanted to be surprised for her birthday So I took her sister to Hawaii for a week
  3. My sister asked for a bath bomb for her birthday, so I gave her a toaster. Same thing if you think about it.
  4. I asked my lesbian sister why she threw out the GPS I got her for her birthday. She told me that she hated it because it always told her to go straight.
  5. I Gave my sister two fish for her birthday and named them one and two So if one does, She'll still have two
  6. Most women would love to wake up on their birthday to the smell of fresh coffee, a nice breakfast, flowers and o**... But not my Sister.
  7. The wife said she wanted to go and see the j**... Springer show for her birthday.
    So I got her sister pregnant!!
    We're on next Wednesday!
  8. Most women would be happy to be woken up on their birthday with breakfast in bed, flowers and 20 minutes of great o**... s**...! But Oh no! Not my sister!
  9. I once went 13 years without s**.... Then came my 14th birthday and my elder sister with a strap-on.

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Sister Birthday One Liners

Which sister birthday one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sister birthday? I can suggest the ones about daughter birthday and brothers birthday.

  1. What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye matey
    Credit to my sister

Great Sister Birthday Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends

What funny jokes about sister birthday you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sister jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sister birthday pranks.

My sister turns 42 on Monday

Considering it's a weeknight and we have kids and all, I told her not to get her hopes up.
"As it is," I say, "we'll only celebrate it for less than a minute."
When she asked what the heck I was talking about, I reminded her: "This is your forty-second birthday."

Going to be Emceeing my sister's sweet 16 birthday tonight. Do you guys know any good jokes?

Just some clean jokes because there will be family there also and about 150 people in total and I cant find any amazing ones online.

My dad passed away a few months ago, today would've been his 61 birthday. Blame him for my sense of humor.

My sister messaged me. "How are you doing?"
I Responded. "My elbow hurts and I have a cold sore on my tongue."
"Two lessons learned, don't fight a h**... and don't kiss one."
Super deflect..