Sister Act Jokes
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An elementary school teacher was meeting her new class
She pointed to one student and asked "What does your father do for a living?"
The boy said "My father's a magician! He has a new act that ends with sawing people in half."
"That's wonderful!" said the teacher. "And do you have any siblings?"
"Yes," said the boy- "I have a half brother and a half sister."
What's the hardest part about hearing your sister has AIDS?
acting surprised
A priest and a nun ...
... are on a pilgrimage when they get caught in a blizzard. They make their way to a small abandoned cabin with a bed, a stack of blankets, and a sleeping bag. Now the priest, being a gentleman, offers the nun the bed and takes the sleeping bag for himself. They say their nightly prayers and tuck in for the night. The priest is nearly asleep when he is awoken by the nun, "Father, I'm cold!" The priest gets up, puts a blanket on her, checks that she's OK, and goes back to his sleeping bag.
This time he's starting to nod off when he's again awoken by the nun, "Father, I'm still cold!" So once again the priest gets up, places another blanket on the nun, and heads back to his sleeping bag. But when he's almost asleep this time she calls again, "Father, Father, I'm sooo cold!" The priest thinks on this situation and after a moment he responds. "Sister, we are in the middle of nowhere in a storm. No one but ourselves and the Lord God almighty will know what happens here this night. What would you say if, just for this night, we act as though we were married?" The nun thinks on this for a while and finally responds with an excited, "Yes Father, I'd like that!" To which the priest responds,
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"GET UP AND GET YOUR OWN d**... BLANKET YA HARPY!"
The Physical act of love
[When the couple were about to make love]
girl : i want you to hurt me.
boy : your sister's more successful than you.
girl : wait,
boy : not a big fan of the new haircut.
girl : stop please stop, it really hurts.
A joke my dad said just now.
Dad: "I'm just acting like a bra and being supportive."
Supporting my sister's cheerleading.
What do you call it when your mom's sister is acting like Jesus?
The Auntie-Christ
Why is eavesdropping at the Oval Office like watching Sister Act?
Either way, you're gonna hear a con-vent.
I hate it when my sister acts all holier-than-thou
I know we both have the same number of holes
A father and his 8 year old son are on a walk and come across two dogs h**....
"Dad, what are those dogs doing?" the boy asks.
"Well son, they're trying to make puppies."
That answer seemed to satisfy the son's curiosity, so no more was said about it and they finished their walk.
Later that night the boy had a nightmare and ran into his parent's room, only to catch them in the act.
"Dad, what are you doing."
"Well son, your mom and I are trying to make you a little brother or sister for you."
"Can you turn her over dad? I'd rather have a puppy."
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