Siste Jokes
103 siste jokes and hilarious siste puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about siste that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Siste Short Jokes
Short siste jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The siste humour may include short dads jokes also.
- What noise does a frog engineer make? Rivet, rivet.
\- 2019, Sam: a dude sisting next to me in class
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Siste One Liners
Which siste one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with siste? I can suggest the ones about mad and sorority.
- Dad, what's i**... ? Ask your siste- Erm...I mean your mother.
- What is the most polite b**... fluid? Pus... it is always saying I in-sist
Cheerful Fun Siste Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy
What funny jokes about siste you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean niece jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make siste pranks.
My sister dressed up as a deer for Halloween.
All my friends fawned over her
my sister...
My sister asked if I wanted to have s**..., I said "well if you i**...."
My sister bet me I couldn't make a car out of spaghetti...
You should have seen her face as I drove pasta
There were two sisters called Petal and Fridge...
There were two sisters called Petal and Fridge sitting with their parents. Petal asked her mum,
"Mum, why am I called Petal?".
Her mum replied "Well it's because when you were a baby, a flower petal fell on you".
Then Fridge said "BLRGGGGGAAABLLRR!!!"
What do you say to your sister when she's crying?
Are you having a crisis?
What did the biologist's sister say to her sister after she dropped a beaker on her foot...
My sister-in-law sat on my glasses and broke them.
It was my own fault. I should have taken them off.
My sister said I'm being immature.
I guess she isn't getting her nose back
My girlfriend's sister invited me to have s**... with her today...
My girlfriend's sister invited me to have s**... with her today while we were waiting for my girlfriend to get home. I didn't say anything and started to walk to my car. As I opened the door, my girlfriend came out from the kitchen and hugged me with tears in her eyes as she told me that it was a test of loyalty and I had passed!
Moral of the story: keep your condoms in your car
My little sister made a face at my mom and said "Guess who I am?"
My mom answered "Who?"
"Your daughter"
courtesy of my 4 year old sister about 20 minutes ago
There were three sisters
One named Lilly, one named Rose, and the other named Cinderblock. One day Lilly went to their mother and asked, "Mom, why did you name me Lilly?"
"Well, when you were a baby, a lilly petal fell on your head," mother replied.
So then Rose went to her mother and asked, "Mom, why did you name me Rose?"
"Because when you were a baby, a rose petal fell on your head," mother replied.
So then Cinderblock went to her mother and asked, "der der duh der duh"
My sister didn't believe me when I said I could drive spaghetti.
You should have seen her face as I drove pasta.
My sister-in-law has step-children
and that's awful, why won't she use regular stairs like everyone else
There were two sisters
There were two sisters named Petal and Fridge.
One day Petal was curious and asked her father, "Why was I named Petal?"
His response was, "Well, when you were a baby a flower petal fell on you."
Then Fridge says, "BLARGHHHALHGLAHG".
My Sister recently started dating a depressed German airline pilot
She says his personality is really down to earth.
My father's sister is obsessed with killing germs,
we call her Auntie Bacterial.
What do your sister and snow have in common?
I plow both.
My sister is a 13 on the pH scale.
She's basic but can't even.
So my sister took her Driver's Ed test today...
She thinks she failed. Part of the reason was because of this fill-in-the-blank question:
*If the ______ is dead, the car won't start.*
She put "driver" as her answer.
My sister is an expert pastry-maker.
She has to be to stay employed, her job has a high turnover rate.
Two of my mom's sisters moved to the Alaskan wilderness.
it's a double aunt tundra
A man's sister is giving birth, but she can't think of what to name it.
So the man goes to his good friend and asks; "what should my sister name her child?"
And his friend says, "Denise."
The man asks, "but what if her child is a boy?"
And his friend asks for some time to think.
So the man waits a few days and then returns to his friend.
He asks, "have you thought of a name yet?"
"Yes, Denephew."
Sister Mary and Sister Francis are riding their bikes from the vestibule to the rectory....
Sister Mary says to Sister Francis, "I've never came this way before!"
And Sister Francis says "It must be the cobble stone street!"
My sister asked me if I was gay
I couldn't give her a straight answer.
My sister called to say she dropped my kid.
I was shocked, I didn't even know she was pregnant.
My sister is a theater teacher and asked her class, "What would the world be like without theater?"
One of her students replied, "Well, Abraham Lincoln would've lived a bit longer."
My sister got upset that I washed our puppy with my own, human shampoo.
I reassured her it had already been tested on dogs.
Two sisters
There were once two sisters, one called Petal and one called Fridge. One day, Petal asks her parents, "Why did you call me Petal?" and they replied "Because just after you were born, a petal fell on you."
"Bllaaarrarararraraaarg", says Fridge from the corner.
My sister said she won't let me see her kids because I'm a s**... offender!
Who would keep a father from their own kids?
Three sisters, ages 92, 94, and 96, live in a house together
One night the 96-year-old draws a bath. She puts one foot in a pauses.
She yells down the stairs, Was I getting in or out of the bath?
The 94-year-old yells back, I don't know.
I'll come up and see. She starts up the stairs and pauses.
Then she yells out, Was I going up the stairs or down?
The 92-year-old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea and listening to her sisters.
She shakes her head and says, I sure hope I never get that forgetful.
She knocks on wood for good measure.
She then replies, I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door.
My sister bought my dad a wok....
he responded by saying, "but I already wok everywhere." I'm 31 years old and my dad is 66. I just want everyone to know that dad jokes never die and will always mean something to someone.
My sister told me she's dating an Irish guy
I said, "Oh really?"
She replied, "No, O'Reilly."
My sister sat on my glasses and broke them...
I suppose it's my fault for not taking them off first
My sister got set up for a blind date
My dad said "Thank goodness he's blind, that way he doesn't have to see your face!"
My sister came home today and said "they have this great new machine at the gym.."
"it's got Malteasers, Twix, sodas, you name it!!"
My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti.
you should've seen the look on her face when i drove pasta
What is a sister working in your company?
Nun of your business.
My sister asked me to remove her clothes.
So I took off her shirt.
Then she said, "Take off my skirt."
I took off her skirt."Take off my shoes."
I took off her shoes.
"Now take off my bra and p**...."
and so I took them off.
Then she looked at me and said, "I don't want to catch you wearing my things ever again."
Sisters are like cats
They get hair everywhere, think they're better than you, and eat all your food.
My sister has just had a baby and she has decided to call him Mark, with a C.
Cark.
My sister is moaning and screaming in her bedroom because she is sick.
I'm happy that her boyfriend is there to comfort her.
My sister turns 42 on Monday
Considering it's a weeknight and we have kids and all, I told her not to get her hopes up.
"As it is," I say, "we'll only celebrate it for less than a minute."
When she asked what the heck I was talking about, I reminded her: "This is your forty-second birthday."
My sister walked up to me this morning and with disgusted look on her face said to me: 'You're on drugs again!!!' She could be right..
I'm an only child.
My sister and her husband live next to a bunch of cell phone towers, and they're concerned it's going to affect the health of their children.
*If* they can stop having miscarriages.
My sister made me some coffee today
Me: You make a mean cup of coffee, sis
Her: It was good?
Me: I just said it was average.
My sister is pregnant, and suddenly said, He's k**...!
So I punched her in the stomach. Can't believe her son thinks it's okay to hit women.
What do little sisters love to ride?
A nissan.
When i was 17, my sister caught me m**......
She called me a "SICK PERVERT!" and slammed the door.
A few days later, I caught her m**.... She called me a "SICK PERVERT!" and slammed the door.
My sister once told me I was her i**... brother
She's really sweet, despite her dyslexia.
My dad's sister doesn't speak with anyone....
We call her Aunty Social
My sister asked me for her lip balm. I accidentally gave her superglue
She's still not talking to me.
My sister told me that she's allergic to water
I told her, You're full of it.
I saw my sister on Tinder.
Can't believe she's cheating on me.
My sister keeps using up all the hot water in the shower
But jokes on her, I'm using up all the cold water
What does a little sister ride?
A Niisan.
'Dad, why is my sister called Rose?'
'Because we broke a vase with a rose in it when we made her'
'Alright, thanks for telling, Dad.'
'No problem, c**....'
I saw my sister m**... with a carrot......
I said, Come on, d**..., I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like carrots!"
My sister was bother my 5 year old niece while she was playing roblox on her iPod
My niece got fed up and said, "You better stop or I'm gonna buy this for real!" *Selects random IAP*
My sister has been pregnant for a long time...
It seems like a maternity.
My sister recently had a transplant...
... but then she traded it in for a b**... fern.
My sister has two kids, 7 and 9
Those aren't their ages but how much I hate them on a scale from 1-10
My sister is dating a diaper fetishist...
She doesn't like like it, but she thinks she can change him.
My sister wanted to have fun with me, I didn't want to but...
She incested
My sister wanted to be a model but she was too small.
So she became a scale model.
My mom's sister doesn't get Corona.
She has an auntie body.
My sister bet me a thousand dollars that I could not build a car out of noodles.
You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!
Why is Apollo's sister so easy to find?
Because she's Hard-temis.
My sister wanted a Cinderella themed party,
So I invited all her friends and made them clean my house.
My sister stepped on my toe.
Me being a biology student , I shouted - MITOSIS
My 4 yo sister came to me and told this joke?
Why didn't the ocean dry up?
Because it didn't have a towel.
my sister keeps on flipping between being bisexual and gay
it's almost like she can't think straight!
My sisters and I met yesterday to discuss whether or not to bury or cremate our mother..
We couldn't come to a decision between the two so we are letting her live for now.
My sister suddenly started sobbing talking about her job prospects with a philosophy degree.
I said, Are you having an existential cry, sis?
After God created 24 hours of alternating darkness and light, one of the angels asked him, "what are you going to do now?"
God said,
"I think I'm going to call it a day."
My sister told me this one
What is the similarity between girls and rocks?
The flat ones get skipped.
My sister said she doesn't like when I overhear her talking to other people
But she hasn't told me yet, so I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that.
My sister asked for a bath bomb for her birthday, so I gave her a toaster.
Same thing if you think about it.
One of my sisters got pregnant...
Which is odd since I'm the only priest in the nunnery.
My sister is so dumb, she tells everyone she is bipolar
Because she is working at two different s**... clubs.
My sister thinks shes so smart, shes said onions are the only food that makes you cry
So I threw a coconut at her
My Sister always got bullied at school for being adopted.
Homeschooling for us was fun though
I took my Sister-in-Law out yesterday evening.
d**... I love being a s**....