The Best 38 Sis Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Sis jokes. There are some sis tali jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sis uncle puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Sis Jokes and Puns

My sister made me some coffee today

Me: You make a mean cup of coffee, sis

Her: It was good?

Me: I just said it was average.

Dad explained the difference between theory and reality.

Dad told me to ask mom if she would sleep with the neighbor for one million dollars. Mom said she would. Dad then told me to ask my sister if she would sleep with the neighbor for one million dollars. Sis said she would. Dad said right. In theory, we are sitting on two million dollars. In reality, we are living with two whores.

My step sis asked me to bring her something hard to write on...

Idk why she's so mad, it's really hard to write on scrambled eggs.

"Dad, what do you think about abortion?"

--Ask your sister

--But I don't have a sis...

Just waiting for my sister at Heathrow Airport,

as I saw her emerge in arrivals I shouted, "Hi sis, " Never seen as many armed police appear as quickly in my life!

nsfw Son: Dad, remember when I killed that butterfly........

At Family Dinner:
Son: Dad, remember when I killed that butterfly and you told me, "no butter for a week?"
Dad: yeah...
Son: and when sis killed that honeybee and you said, "no honey for a week?"
Dad: yeah, that was a month ago. So what?
Son: Mom just killed a cockroach, should I break it to her?

My sister suddenly started sobbing talking about her job prospects with a philosophy degree.

I said, Are you having an existential cry, sis?

Not my joke but my 5 year old sister's

Mom is cooking up some mac and cheese for my little sis and says," Come get your macaroni and cheese."
To which my sister replies," I said I want mac and cheese, NO Caroni!"

My 5yr old sis is smarter than me

A boy learned about abortion is school one day...

When the boy got home he found his parents on the couch.

"Mom, Dad, what do you think about abortion?" He asked.

"I don't know," replied his dad, "ask your sister."

"I don't have a sis-"

(Thanks to my friend, Alex, for telling me that joke.)

A little boy says to his sister: "Guess what sis, I have two Blow Pops!"

Sister: "Oh thank God, that means he won't make me do it tonight."

I'm 18 and I have yet to have my period. My lil sis is 17 and has been having them since 13, I'm ashamed to talk to my friends because I don't know if I have a problem.

Or does it take longer if you're a boy?

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What did the step bro say to the step sis?


What does a redneck say after sex?

Thanks, sis.

What sis Selenium say to Xenon?

U SeXe.

What did the cell say to its sister when she stepped on its foot?

Ouch! My toe, sis!

My sister graduated from college over a year ago and is still unemployed...

I found her sobbing on the couch so I asked, "having an existential cry, sis?"

I saw my sister sobbing in her room, worried that her Philosophy degree might be worthless in today's job market.

I said, Are you having an existential cry, sis?

My sister was diagnosed with a terminal disease affecting the lungs...

The doctor said she only had 5 more years to live. Her last wish before she died was to go to Berkeley University. I thought it over for a while and said To Berk You Go Sis!

Sis. Boom. Bah.

What is the sound of an exploding sheep?

My sister when through a phase where she spontaneously split down the middle making two identical copies. Now they are...

My one Sis and Mitosis.

What did the redneck say after his girlfriend swallowed?

You gots the purdiest tooth I ever comed across, Sis.

What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe?

"My toe sis!"

My sister asked me who my "negro friend" was..

I said, "That's Ray, sis."

What did the fertile spot in the desert with water tell it's sister?

Oh, ey sis

What did the drunk Scotsman say to the Iraqi nun?


Two sisters are talking & one of them starts complaining about being on her period and starts venting about boy problems...

Her sister condescendingly replies You just have problems with men sis

What do you you call redneck foreplay?

Hey sis, you awake?

Hey sis.. Stop hitting yourself, why are you hitting yourself I said

My brother *Crying*: Is this why you wanted an open casket??

My sister asked me what the point of blinking was

I said moist your eyes sis

My sister wanted to know if I could think of a good name for her Mancunian britpop covers band

No way, sis.

I got arrested at the airport yesterday.

All I said was hi Jack, hi sis and bro

Knowing she has allergies and skin problems, he makes a sandwich for his sister

"So rye ah, sis"

What did the brothers, of a girl, with a skin problem and a really bad eye infection say when he found out?

"Sorry ah, sis"

How do you get a sis after a mile is takin out


If Martin Shkreli had a sister...

She would be a pharma sis

What do you hear when a sheep blows up?

Sis boom baa


Tied rakhi to the following boys

2 Guys Were Following 2 Girls
Both Girls Took Rakhi & Tied To Their Hands.

1st Guy To Second-What Will We Do Now?

2nd Guy-U Marry My Sis,
I Will Marry Ur Sis

Sorry, Australia...

Overheard my sister talking to my friend when this was said.

Sis: "Do they have bush babies in Australia"?

Friend: "No, but they have plenty of dead babies in the bush".

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