Following is our collection of funny Sis jokes. There are some sis tali jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sis uncle puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Me: You make a mean cup of coffee, sis
Her: It was good?
Me: I just said it was average.
Dad told me to ask mom if she would sleep with the neighbor for one million dollars. Mom said she would. Dad then told me to ask my sister if she would sleep with the neighbor for one million dollars. Sis said she would. Dad said right. In theory, we are sitting on two million dollars. In reality, we are living with two whores.
Idk why she's so mad, it's really hard to write on scrambled eggs.
--Ask your sister
--But I don't have a sis...
as I saw her emerge in arrivals I shouted, "Hi sis, " Never seen as many armed police appear as quickly in my life!
At Family Dinner:
Son: Dad, remember when I killed that butterfly and you told me, "no butter for a week?"
Dad: yeah...
Son: and when sis killed that honeybee and you said, "no honey for a week?"
Dad: yeah, that was a month ago. So what?
Son: Mom just killed a cockroach, should I break it to her?
I said, Are you having an existential cry, sis?
Mom is cooking up some mac and cheese for my little sis and says," Come get your macaroni and cheese."
To which my sister replies," I said I want mac and cheese, NO Caroni!"
My 5yr old sis is smarter than me
When the boy got home he found his parents on the couch.
"Mom, Dad, what do you think about abortion?" He asked.
"I don't know," replied his dad, "ask your sister."
"I don't have a sis-"
(Thanks to my friend, Alex, for telling me that joke.)
Sister: "Oh thank God, that means he won't make me do it tonight."
Or does it take longer if you're a boy?
You can explore sis mom reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean sis nephew dad jokes. There are also sis puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
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Thanks, sis.
U SeXe.
Ouch! My toe, sis!
I found her sobbing on the couch so I asked, "having an existential cry, sis?"
I said, Are you having an existential cry, sis?
The doctor said she only had 5 more years to live. Her last wish before she died was to go to Berkeley University. I thought it over for a while and said To Berk You Go Sis!
What is the sound of an exploding sheep?
My one Sis and Mitosis.
You gots the purdiest tooth I ever comed across, Sis.
"My toe sis!"
I said, "That's Ray, sis."
Oh, ey sis
"AYEEEE SIS"
Her sister condescendingly replies You just have problems with men sis
Hey sis, you awake?
My brother *Crying*: Is this why you wanted an open casket??
I said moist your eyes sis
No way, sis.
All I said was hi Jack, hi sis and bro
wassup.
"So rye ah, sis"
"Sorry ah, sis"
Smilies
She would be a pharma sis
Sis boom baa
~Carnac
2 Guys Were Following 2 Girls
Both Girls Took Rakhi & Tied To Their Hands.
1st Guy To Second-What Will We Do Now?
2nd Guy-U Marry My Sis,
I Will Marry Ur Sis
Overheard my sister talking to my friend when this was said.
Sis: "Do they have bush babies in Australia"?
Friend: "No, but they have plenty of dead babies in the bush".
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the sis francis jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working sis stepmom piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.