Sis Jokes

Funniest Sis Short Jokes

Short sis jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sis humour may include short nephew jokes also.

1. My sister made me some coffee today Me: You make a mean cup of coffee, sis
   Her: It was good?
   Me: I just said it was average.
2. My step sis asked me to bring her something hard to write on... Idk why she's so mad, it's really hard to write on scrambled eggs.
3. Just waiting for my sister at Heathrow Airport, as I saw her emerge in arrivals I shouted, "Hi sis, " Never seen as many armed police appear as quickly in my life!
4. My sister suddenly started sobbing talking about her job prospects with a philosophy degree. I said, Are you having an existential cry, sis?
5. A little boy says to his sister: "Guess what sis, I have two Blow Pops!" Sister: "Oh thank God, that means he won't make me do it tonight."
6. My older sibling is annoyed that I've started pretending to be her. She thinks I'm trying to steal her life, but I keep telling her I just identify as sis-gender.
7. Elise heard her little brother sniffling in the next room, so she went over and asked him what was wrong. I'm just having a bit of a cry sis, he said.
8. My sister graduated from college over a year ago and is still unemployed... I found her sobbing on the couch so I asked, "having an existential cry, sis?"
9. My sister when through a phase where she spontaneously split down the middle making two identical copies. Now they are... My one Sis and Mitosis.
10. Hey sis.. Stop hitting yourself, why are you hitting yourself I said My brother *Crying*: Is this why you wanted an open casket??

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Sis One Liners

Which sis one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sis? I can suggest the ones about uncle and sister.

1. What Do You Call A Schizophrenic Nun? Psycho-sis
2. What do you call it when your female sibling goes crazy? Psycho-sis
3. What did the step bro say to the step sis? NoChromo
4. What sis Selenium say to Xenon? U SeXe.
5. What did the developing embryo say to his fraternal twin sister? "My toes, sis'!"
6. What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe? "My toe sis!"
7. What did the fertile spot in the desert with water tell it's sister? Oh, ey sis
8. What did the drunk Scotsman say to the Iraqi nun? "AYEEEE SIS"
9. What do you hear when a sheep blows up? Sis boom baa
   ~Carnac
10. Sis-Boom-Ba... What sound does a sheep holding a stick of dynamite make?
11. My sister asked me what the point of blinking was I said moist your eyes sis
12. I got arrested at the airport yesterday. All I said was hi Jack, hi sis and bro
    wassup.
13. How do you get a sis after a mile is takin out Smilies
14. If Martin Shkreli had a sister... She would be a pharma sis
15. My sister constantly keeps water with her. I guess you can call her my oa-sis

Comedy Sis Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle

What funny jokes about sis you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean aunt jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sis pranks.