Sirloin Jokes

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A husband and wife went out to dinner

A husband and wife went out to dinner. They settled in a nice steak restaurant and begin ordering. The man told the waiter, "I would like a regular sirloin steak." The waiter asks, "and the doneness?" The man says, " I would like it b**...-rare." The concerned waiter asks, "what about Mad-Cow?" The man replies, "Oh, she can order for herself."

Three guys enter a steakhouse

o**... orderes a sirloin. Another guy the Porterhouse. The third the New York s**....
Once the plates arrive, the three men lift their meals above their heads.
The waiter asks "What are you all doing?"
The men replied "Raising the steaks."

What was the cow who was knighted called?


I treat my women like I treat my sirloin steaks

2 minutes on each side.

Why did the man eating the largest cut of sirloin feel super sad when he was told the restaurant was closing down?

Because he was the biggest steakholder.

Why is the sirloin the king of steaks?

It's the only one you have to address as sir

Jesus at a restaurant in Heaven...

"Holy cow!"
"Yes, Lord. I am both you server and your steak. How would you like me cooked?"
"Well done, my good and faithful sirloin."

a dyslexic customer walks into a bra

"how much for a beer?"
The bartender replies "$1".
The customer completely amazed, orders a beer then asks the bartender
"Well then how much for a NY sirloin, with side of mashed potatoes and salad, and an entire cheesecake for desert?"
The Bartender reply's "$5".
The guy still amazed then orders everything and after he is done eating his meal then says "Wow, this place is amazing, I really wish I could meet the owner of this place". The bartender then says "Oh well, he's upstairs in his office with my wife".
The guy looks all confused then asks
"What is he doing upstairs in his office with your wife?"
The bartender then says "The same thing I'm doing to his business".

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