Sirius Jokes
45 sirius jokes and hilarious sirius puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sirius that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
The Sirius Jokes article explores some of the best gags involving Harry Potter's godfather, Sirius Black. From NPR's "Dead Sirius Mixtape" to funny quidditch matchups between Sirius and Albus Dumbledore, get ready to have a laugh. Discover the hilarious humor of Sirius Black today!
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Funniest Sirius Short Jokes
Short sirius jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sirius humour may include short radio jokes also.
- I found the first four books of the Harry Potter series to be quite lighthearted. But the fifth one—-dead Sirius.
- My friends, the Leas, are planning to name their firstborn after their favorite Harry Potter character. Sirius Lea, it's true
- I thought my roommate was joking when he said Gary Oldman was in the Harry Potter movies. He was dead Sirius.
- I found the first four Harry Potter books to be quite light hearted. The fifth one was dead Sirius.
- A man dressed as a harry potter character came up to me and told me he was a zombie. I thought he was kidding, but he was Dead Sirius.
- Son: (Sobbing) "Dad, my teacher said I would never be the brightest star in the sky" Dad: "You're not Sirius?!"
- My friend told me the north star wasn't the brightest in the night sky. I told him that's a Sirius accusation!
- Baby sister told me this one attn Harry Potter fans Sister: "Harry's godfathers middle name should be 'Lee'"
Me:"wait, whose the godfather?"
Sister: "Sirius Black"
Took me a minute. - I posted a question about the brightest star in the night sky, but all I got were joke replies. Should've added the [Sirius] tag.
- A guy I met told me he identifies as the brightest star in the night sky… I said- Are you Sirius?
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Sirius One Liners
Which sirius one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sirius? I can suggest the ones about potter and constellation.
- What's the brightest star in the night sky? Sirius replies only.
- I can't get my satellite radio to work I'm having sirius issues
- What is Harry Potter's favorite radio station? Sirius XM
- Legitimate question, what's that canine constellation called? [SIRIUS]
- AMA character from the Universal Studios Harry Potter world Really! I'm Sirius!
- Why was Sirius Black safe from COVID? Because he was quarantined in Maskaban
- There is a problem with a star in the sky It's very Sirius
- Why does Sirius Black get all the girls? Because he's a real dawg.
- XM radio suddenly went to the hospital It's in Sirius condition.
- What did the XM radio say to the skeptics? I'm Sirius.
- [ Definite OC] Why is Sirius in Azkaban Because the guards thought he was black.
- My dad just told me everyone in our family is named after a star He's sirius
- Did you hear about the new Harry Potter Movie? Dead Sirius
- Now Hiring: Wizard Mining Supervisor Sirius in quarries only.
- Which Harry Potter character is best suited for an apple product. Sirius black
Dead Sirius Jokes
Here is a list of funny dead sirius jokes and even better dead sirius puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- So, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, right? I guess that's when the books started getting *dead Sirius*
Sirius Black Jokes
Here is a list of funny sirius black jokes and even better sirius black puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Harry Potter sees a black dog... Harry: Sirius, is that you in disguise?
Sirius: I am, surely, and don't call me Sirius - No wonder Sirius was tried and sent to prison for a crime that he did not commit. He was Black.
Hilarious Sirius Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about sirius you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean astronomy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sirius pranks.
t**... holding dad at gunpoint-
t**...: "Say your last words!"
Dad: "Your last words!"
t**...: "What? ugh, you Americans. Be serious!"
Dad: "Okay, I'll be Sirius. Who are you going to be?"
t**...: "Stop. Why isn't this scaring your?"
Dad: "Nothing really scares me anymore; not since I saw that monster henway."
t**...: "What's a 'henway'"?
Dad: "About a pound and a half."
t**...: "Stop! I'm serious!"
Dad: "Hi Sirius! I'm Dad!"
James Potter and Sirius Black passed by each other in heaven.
James exclaimed, "Sirius, why are you here? Are you visiting?"
Sirius hung his head. "No, I actually died. Bellatrix killed me in the Department of Mysteries."
Potter just laughed. "What do you mean? You were a much better wizard than her. You can't fool me."
"I'm not kidding!" Black protested. "She killed me!"
**"Oh," James said, looking at his friend. "You're dead Sirius."** (dead serious)
Doctor, doctor, I keep suffering from halucinations that I'm the brightest star in the night sky.
Surely, you can't be Sirius.
2 Canadians are sitting outside watching the night sky.
When the first guy asks the other If you had to be one star in the night sky, which one would you be, eh?
The second guy thinks for a moment and says I'd probably be the brightest star in the sky.
To which the first guy quickly responds You can't be Sirius A!
So, what do you do? - I'm a supervillain
What's your name? - Autocorrector.
— HAHAHA! Are you Sirius?
What's your super powder? Wait a minion... what the help is happy ninja to me? PLEATS MAKE IT DUCKING STOP!
What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?
Shirley you can't be Sirius.
Me - So, what do you do?
Otto - I'm a supervillain.
Me - What's your name?
Otto - Corrector.
Me - HAHAHA! Are you Sirius?
What's your super powder?
Wait a minion……
what the help is happy ninja to me? PLEATS
MAKE IT DUCKING STOP!
I looked up at Canus Major and a star told me "I'm the brightest star in the sky!"
And I said "You can't be Sirius!"
Roger Federer, Pat Rafter and John McEnroe decide to go to a party dressed as stars.
"I'll be Betelgeuse," says Federer.
Rafter says, "OK, I'll be Sirius".
McEnroe says, "YOU CANNOT BE SIRIUS."
