Siri Jokes
87 siri jokes and hilarious siri puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about siri that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Discover the funniest Siri jokes to make you laugh out loud! From jokes about fire-trucks to jokes about Facetime or Google, these witty jokes are sure to bring out a smile. Check out this article for some of the funniest lines that Siri can deliver!
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Funniest Siri Short Jokes
Short siri jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The siri humour may include short app jokes also.
- Just asked Siri. "Surely it's not going to rain today?"
She said "it will, and don't call me Shirley"
...Forgot to take my phone off Airplane mode. - My wife asked why I was whispering. I told her that Mark Zuckerburg might be listening.
Then she laughed, and Siri laughed, and Alexa laughed. - My wife asked me why I was speaking softly in the house…. I said I was afraid mark zuckerberg was listening.
She laughed.
I laughed.
Alexa laughed.
Siri laughed. - I asked Siri " surely it isn't going to rain tomorrow" and he replied " yes it is, and don't call me Shirley"...turns out I left airplane mode on
- Siri kept on calling me Shirley today I was beginning to get annoyed about it but then I realised I'd left my phone in Airplane mode.
- I asked Siri a question and she said, Don't call me Shirley. I must have left the phone in Airplane mode.
- This morning, Siri said, Don't call me Shirley. I accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode.
- Hey Siri! My girlfriend broke up with me. Oh no, I'm so sorry! Do you want a joke to cheer you up?
Sure.
What is the difference between you and a calendar?
What?
The calendar has dates. - I tried to use the password "beefstew" for my iTunes account. But Siri said it wasn't stroganoff.
- Just asked Siri 'surely the weather is not going to be this miserable again tomorrow?' Siri replied, 'yes it will be and don't call me Shirley'
Forgot to take my phone off Airplane mode
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Siri One Liners
Which siri one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with siri? I can suggest the ones about google and droid.
- Alexa, why do I always screw up with the ladies? I'm Siri, you idiot!
- Today, I asked my phone Siri, why am I still single? and it activated the front camera.
- I asked Siri "What do women want?" My phone has not shut up for the past three days.
- I asked Siri why I'm single She opened the front camera
- "Siri, why am I single?" Siri: opens front face camera
- Siri, why am I so bad with women? 'This is Alexa''
- So my pal asked Siri why he's still single.. Siri activated the front camera
- "Siri, why am I still single"? ...Siri turns on the front camera
- Siri, why am I so bad at relationships with women? This is Alexa.
- I asked Siri why I'm single? She responded by opening my front camera.
- Hey Siri, why do I not have a girlfriend? Siri : *opens front camera
- "hey siri, why am i so bad at relationship with women?" Alexa: ....
- "Siri, do you have free will?" "I am programmed to say 'Yes'."
- Me: Siri, why am I alone? Siri: *opens front facing camera*
- I asked Siri Why I'm still single? She opened the front facing camera
Iphone Siri Jokes
Here is a list of funny iphone siri jokes and even better iphone siri puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Asked my iPhone, Surely I don't need an umbrella today? . Siri replied Yes, and don't call me Shirley . Turns out I left Airplane mode on.
- *My iPhone on Airplane mode* Me: Siri, surely it must rain today
Siri: It won't and don't call me Shirley - Why didn't the Chinese man have an iPhone? He thought they were siri.
- What do you call an endless line of iPhones? An infinite Siris
- Hey Siri, teach me Kung Fu! Neo, you need to unlock your iPhone first.
- I started dating my iPhone app the other day... But it's nothing *Siri*ous.
- I kept pouring water on my Iphone.. because Siri won't tell me where the terrorists are.
- What do you call an iPhone that isn't kidding around?
Dead Siri-ous. - Enough with the Iphone jokes I'm Siri-us! :P (prob been done before, but I find it funny)
- Don't ignore the talking iPhone, I mean it, it's very siri-ous.
Hey Siri Jokes
Here is a list of funny hey siri jokes and even better hey siri puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What four words is Siri most tired of hearing? "Hey Siri, Open Google"
- Hey Siri, do you ever get sick? I might catch a virus every now and then.
- There's only one phrase my girlfriend responds to when we have our intimate time together Hey Siri
- "Hey Siri, what's your favorite 'Friends' quote?" "I'm very bendy"
- Iphone user: Hey Siri, where do you come from? Syria
Can Siri Tell Jokes
Here is a list of funny can siri tell jokes and even better can siri tell puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- So Siri tells me there's a blizzard on the way, to which I say Surely you can't be serious and she replies I am serious and don't call me Shirley
I must have left my phone in airplane mode - I just hopped in an Uber... The driver explained how much she loved her job. She was her own boss and no one could tell her what she ha...
Siri: *Turn left in half a mile*
Hilarious Fun Siri Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about siri you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean camera jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make siri pranks.
I was telling my Asian friend about my phone
I told my Asian friend that was fresh off the boat about how I can push a button on my phone and tell it to do something and it does it. He said "That's just Siri"
There was a really horrible sound coming from my car, so I asked Siri to identify it.
Skrillex.
How do you turn Siri on?
Talk dirty to her.
I asked Siri: "Why can't I ever get into a relationship?"
The front camera on my phone opened up.
I find Siri, Cortana and Alexa really s**....
They may not be able to make me a sandwich, but they can order me one.
People complain about a lack of women in tech jobs
That's nonsense - what about Siri, Alexa and Cortana?
ME: Siri, what time is it?
ALEXA: Who is Siri?
ME: Haha Alexa, I meant Alexa
ALEXA: Ok but who is Siri?
ME:...
ALEXA: Playing "Before He Cheats" by Carrie Underwood
Artificial Intelligence is really taking over our jobs, man.
Just today, I asked Siri to change the tv channel, and it ended up calling my mother.
Siri has now replaced my partially deaf grandma.
I just asked Siri for a wake up call...
She sent a photo of me, surrounded by empty pizza boxes and beer cans.
You know you've been in quarantine long enough when..
Your Siri maps suggestion says 8 seconds to the living room!
I told my wife the our phones were spying on us.
"Nonsense" she said. I laughed. She laughed. Siri laughed. Alexa laughed.
My wife asked me why I was whispering at home
I said I was worried that Mark Zuckerberg was listening. She laughed. I laughed. Alexa laughed. Siri laughed. We all laughed...
That's why....
" Siri why am I still single?"
Siri: activates front camera
I asked my phone "Siri, why am I so bad with women?"
She said "I'm Alexa you m**...."
I asked Siri for a joke to post here
She turned on my selfie camera
My wife asked why I talked so quietly today, I told her I was afraid mark zuckerberg was listening!
She laughed, I laughed, Siri laughed and Alexa laughed!
-James Franco
The genie of the lamp
Two neighbours, one is rich and the other is poor.
The poor have a magic lamp : Every morning,he wipes the lamp and a genie comes out and say : "Ask what you want" ,and the poor asks for a cup of tea.
The rich neighbour,envious of the magic lamp,said to the poor : i'll give you my car and my house in exchange of the lamp." The poor accepted the deal.
The rich man wipes the lamp and a genie comes out and say : "Ask what you want" he asked for a very big house and a better car.the genie replied : « Sorry sir,i only serve tea and coffee »
Timmy and the Doctor (translated from Chinese)
Hope I translated this ok, it's one of the jokes Siri tells if you ask in Chinese.
Timmy wasn't feeling so great one day, so he decided to go see the doctor.
After an hour, the doctor couldn't stand it any more. So he strode over to the window, cracked it open, and shouted, Hey, kid! Stop staring at me!
I told my wife that I think all our electrical items are spying on us.
Nonsense she said.
I laughed. She laughed. Siri laughed. Alexa laughed. The toaster laughed.
Why I spoke so softly in the house?
My wife asked why I spoke so softly in the house.
I said I was afraid Mark Zuckerberg was listening!
She laughed.
I laughed.
Alexa laughed. Siri laughed.
I asked Siri, " Why do I always mess up with women?"
She replied, "This is Alexa !!"
How does a technophile flirt?
Heyy Siri
Siri, why am I single?
Siri: *activates front camera*
The sky was looking ominous so I asked Siri, Surely, it's not going to rain today?
And she replied, Yes it is, and don't call me Shirley.
That was when I realized I'd left my phone on Airplane mode.
I asked siri why i am single.
Then it turned the front camera on
Me: Hey Siri, I lost my Job.
Siri: That's bad, do you want me to tell a joke to cheer you up?
Me: Sure, go ahead.
Siri: What's the difference between a You and Large Pizza?
Me: Idk
Siri: A large pizza can feed a family.
