Siren Jokes
40 siren jokes and hilarious siren puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about siren that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Siren Short Jokes
Short siren jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The siren humour may include short mermaid jokes also.
- I love long road trips with music.. ..Until the acid wear off and i realize i'm in an ambulance with the siren on.
- Whenever I reach 88 mph in my car, I always make a Back to the Future time traveling sound effect inside my head... ...and that's usually followed by a police siren sound effect outside my car.
- What happens when the PS and XBOX servers go down? The ambulance comes lights and sirens, "WII-U WII-U WII-U"
I'm sorry, I'll leave now ._. - Why do police officers keep water in the automobile trunk? Because they don't want the siren to die.
- In the city, you ignore sirens and listen for gunshots. In the country, you ignore gunshots and listen for sirens. In Detroit, you ignore both.
- A child overhears their parents saying his game would cost an arm and a leg! The child really wants that new game, he would do anything for it *Ambulance siren sounds in the background*
- Why do police cars have sirens and flashing lights? So the deaf drivers can see them and the blind drivers can hear them.
- Police chase I was racing towards a cliff with police sirens ringing in my ears when I noticed my mirror was broken and I realized there was no looking back now
- When I heard the sirens go off, I got out of the car and began to run. I don't think I was made to be a policeman.
- What is a cops favorite video game console? A Wii U!
They like it so much they make their cars sirens sound like it.... Wii u Wii u Wii u Wii u
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Siren One Liners
Which siren one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with siren? I can suggest the ones about sailor and car horn.
- How does the siren like her Captain Morgan? On the rocks...
- The tornado warning siren has just stopped going off That's either good or terrible
- Why did the black pirates jump overboard Because they heard the Sirens
- What is the Asian firefighter's favorite song? The Sound of Sirens
- What's the similarity between a sailor and a thief? Both have a phobia for sirens.
- How does someone without an alarm clock in Chicago wake up in the morning? Police sirens
- What do you call a mermaid cop? A Police Siren!
- Woke up tonight to the wails of sirens. Totally forgot to feed them.
- What's the #1 horror movie in the far east ? The Sirens of the Rams.
- Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.
- Have you hear the onomatopoeia police's new siren? It goes 'wee-woo wee-woo'
I apologize - What does a poor siren eat? Raw Men Noodles.
- What do you call a Siren with giant b**...? A booby trap.
Quirky and Hilarious Siren Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.
What funny jokes about siren you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean whistle jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make siren pranks.
Old man driving alone
An old man is driving along the road humming to himself.
Suddenly he hears a police siren and a motorcycle cop pulls him over.
He can't imagine what could be wrong.
"Sir, do you realize that you left your wife behind in the gas station?"
"I did? I am so relieved."
"You're relieved you drove off without your wife?"
The gent nods.
"But didn't you sense something was wrong?"
"Yes, I thought I'd gone deaf."
Excuse for speeding
This Middle aged man was going through his mid-life crisis so he went out and bought him a new bright red BMW. So he decided to take his new BMW on a test drive down the interstate one day.
He got up to about 85 mph and all of a sudden he saw this highway patrolman with his blue lights and siren blaring coming toward him. He decided he and his new BMW would outrun the officer. So the man sped up to 95 mph,and then to 105 mph, but the patrolman was still coming.
The man finally came to his senses and said to himself, "This is crazy, I could go to jail for this," so he pulled over.
The patrolman came to the car and told the man, "It has been a long day and I am tired. If you can give me an excuse no one else has ever given me I will let you go."
So the man told the officer, "Last night my wife ran off with a patrolman and when I seen you chasing me I thought you were trying to bring her back."
The officer looked at the man and said, "Have a nice day."
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A Fireman See's a Little Girl
that has her own homemade firetruck with her dog and a red wagon.He says to the little girl, "That's a nice looking firetruck little missy!" She then says, "Thank You!" He keeps checking it out when he notices that the rope that's tied to the wagon is tied to the dogs t**....He tells the little girl, "Sweetie, I think your firetruck would go a lot faster if the rope was tied to the dogs neck." She replies, "Oh I know that Sir!But then it wouldn't have a siren!"
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When my wife was in her 20s, she was so beautiful I swore she was a siren
Now she just sounds like one.
A boy was riding his toy firetruck down the street
A passerby saw that the firetruck was being pulled by a dog. The rope used to pull it was tied around the dogs privates, and as a result the boy was being pulled along rather slowly.
The passerby suggested that perhaps the boy would be able to go faster if he tied the rope around the dogs neck.
The boy responded:
"But if I did that, then I wouldn't have a siren."
I was tailgated going 15 over
I was going 15 over the limit in the fast lane and being tailgated so I moved to the slow lane. The car behind continued to stay on my bumper. I couldn't shake him and was becoming very annoyed.
He looked so ridiculous with his flashing lights and his annoying siren.
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Walk The Line
A cop is doing standard patrol when he notices a car swerving all over the road. He quickly turns on his siren and pulls the guy over. Alright, says the cop, when the man gets out of the car. Walk in a straight line. I'd be happy to, says the drunk just stop moving the s**... line.
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A policeman is trying to pull a car over
He follows the car for miles with the lights and siren before the driver finally pulls over.
"What the h**... were you thinking?!", asks the cop.
"Well", says the man, "thirty years ago my wife ran off with a cop and I thought you might be trying to give her back!"
A Man Gets Pulled Over
So a man is driving down the street when he approaches a large box of push tac's in the middle of the road and swerves to avoid it. He keeps driving but soon hears a siren and see's a police officer in his rear view mirror hailing him to pull over.
"Do you know why I pulled you over, Sir?"
"No Officer, why?"
"Tac's Evasion"
My wife left me for a police officer
I always worry he's bringing her back when I hear a police siren.
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A s**... was undergoing training for conception
His instructor said, 'When the siren goes off, rush out the tunnel and swim until you find a red sticky ball. Address the ball and say "I'm a s**..." to which the ball will reply "I'm the egg". You will then work together to form the embryo. Do you understand?'
The s**... nodded. Days later, the s**... was sleeping when he heard the siren. He was the first one out of the tunnel and the first to reach the sticky red ball. He was millimeters ahead of all his comrades. He bowed courteously and said: "I'm a s**...".
The red sticky ball smiled and said: "Hi, I'm the tonsil"
I was following an ambulance today
Going down the road with the lights on and siren blaring. We were on a highway with a high speed limit so I could keep up without being too close.
The ambulance goes around the curve ahead of us and the back door flings open. A cooler rolls out and lands on the side of the road.
I figured they would have saw it but I pulled over where it landed anyway. I got out and picked the cooler up. A little dented but still closed and intact.
I opened the cooler and found it was full of ice, and what appeared to be someone's severed toe. "Surely they noticed the door open and will come back shortly" I thought.
I waited for an hour and no sign of them so I decided to just give up waiting and call a tow truck.
Three corrupt politicians were having coffee...
...in their headquarters, until they heard the police siren. The first politician said, "Quick, hide in the empty boxes and disguise as something else." The police arrived and saw three boxes that seemed suspicious. They kicked the first box and the first politician said, "Meow, meow." "Nope, it's a cat in here," the police concluded. They proceed and kicked the second box. The second politician spoke, "Arf! Arf!". "Nope, it's a dog in here." Finally, they kicked the third box. Nothing spoke. They kicked it again and still no sound was heard. They opened the box and saw the third politician. Now knowing that the politicians were in the boxes, they caught all three.
In jail, the two other politicians asked the third one, "Why didn't you make any sound?" The third one replied, "I'm a fcking carrot, you idiots!"
A man runs a red light and a cop begins to chase him...
The cop has his lights and siren on, but the man won't pull over. The cop yells through his megaphone to pull over, but still the man continues to drive.
Finally, the cop pulls along side the driver and motions for him to pull over. The driver pulls to the side and stops.
The police officer jumps out of his car and comes up to the driver's window. "Why didn't you stop when I turned on my siren?" he demanded.
"I'm very sorry officer, but my wife left me last week," said the man.
"What's that got to do with anything?" asked the cop.
"Well, she left me for a cop. I was worried you were trying to return her to me."
Jesus
One day, a cop was driving along when a car just whizzed past him. He turns on his siren and chases him down. Once the cop finally pulls over the car, he walks up and sees Pastor Brown, the pastor at his town's church. Upon peering into Pastor Brown's car he notices a suspicious bottle. The cop says "Pastor, what's in that bottle?"
To which the Pastor replies "Just water, officer."
So the cop, being a cop, takes a sip of the liquid to see if he's lying or not. But it's not water...it's wine!
So the cop says "Hey this is wine!"
And the pastor replies "Oh Jesus must be at it again!"
The Penguin Joke
So a police officer is parked by the side of the road. He sees a pickup truck drive by and it's full of penguins. The officer flips his siren on and pulls the truck over.
He approaches the window and asks the man, "Sir, what are you doing with these penguins?"
"Well they're my pets, officer," the man replies.
"I'm afraid you'll have to take these animals to the zoo," the officer says, and leaves.
The next day, the police officer is parked in the same spot. He sees the same truck drive by. Now all the penguins are wearing sunglasses. He flips the siren on and pulls the truck over.
Upon reaching the window he says, "Sir, I told you to take these animals to the zoo."
"Yes officer, I did," replies the man. "And today I'm taking them to the beach."
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The epic journey of the s**... cell
Once upon a time, a brand new s**... cell was being instructed by an older s**... cell.
"Right," he said, "this is what's going to happen: one day you'll be having a nap and you'll hear a siren. You rush out as fast as can, make absolutely sure you swim as hard as you can, because you HAVE to be first! You'll enter a long, wet pink tunnel, and you have to swim right to the end. When you get to the end, you'll see a round red ball. You say to the ball: 'Hi, I'm a s**... cell,' and the round red ball will say: 'Hi, I'm an egg cell,' and then the miracle of conception will occur."
"Don't worry sir," said the new s**... cell, "I won't let you down!"
A little while later, the new s**... cell is having a nap and he hears the siren!
Fast as lightning, he dashes off, swimming as fast as can. He enters the wet pink tunnel, looks behind himself and sees other s**... cells catching up to him, so he swims even faster! Furthur into the pink tunnel he swims, till he looks behind and realises he's first!
Finally, after he thinks he can't carry on any longer, he sees the round red ball.
"Yes," he cries out, "I've made it! Hi, I'm a s**... cell."
The round red ball turns to him and says: "Hi, I'm a tonsil."
