Siren Jokes

41 siren jokes and hilarious siren puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about siren that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Siren Short Jokes

Short siren jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The siren humour may include short mermaid jokes also.

  1. What do kim kardashian and a police siren have in common? They get turned on when black guys are around.
  2. Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said - I hear sirens. Jump.
    The other replied - But we are on the 13th floor.
    The first one yelled - This is no time to be superstitious.
  3. When my wife was in her 20s, she was so beautiful I swore she was a siren Now she just sounds like one.
  4. I love long road trips with music.. ..Until the acid wear off and i realize i'm in an ambulance with the siren on.
  5. Whenever I reach 88 mph in my car, I always make a Back to the Future time traveling sound effect inside my head... ...and that's usually followed by a police siren sound effect outside my car.
  6. What happens when the PS and XBOX servers go down? The ambulance comes lights and sirens, "WII-U WII-U WII-U"
    I'm sorry, I'll leave now ._.
  7. Why do police officers keep water in the automobile trunk? Because they don't want the siren to die.
  8. In the city, you ignore sirens and listen for gunshots. In the country, you ignore gunshots and listen for sirens. In Detroit, you ignore both.
  9. A child overhears their parents saying his game would cost an arm and a leg! The child really wants that new game, he would do anything for it *Ambulance siren sounds in the background*
  10. Why do police cars have sirens and flashing lights? So the deaf drivers can see them and the blind drivers can hear them.

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Siren One Liners

Which siren one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with siren? I can suggest the ones about sailor and car horn.

  1. How does the siren like her Captain Morgan? On the rocks...
  2. The tornado warning siren has just stopped going off That's either good or terrible
  3. Why did the black pirates jump overboard Because they heard the Sirens
  4. What is the Asian firefighter's favorite song? The Sound of Sirens
  5. What's the similarity between a sailor and a thief? Both have a phobia for sirens.
  6. How does someone without an alarm clock in Chicago wake up in the morning? Police sirens
  7. What do you call a mermaid cop? A Police Siren!
  8. What sound does a Nintendo siren make? Wiiu Wiiu Wiiu
  9. Woke up tonight to the wails of sirens. Totally forgot to feed them.
  10. What's the #1 horror movie in the far east ? The Sirens of the Rams.
  11. Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.
  12. Have you hear the onomatopoeia police's new siren? It goes 'wee-woo wee-woo'
    I apologize
  13. What does a poor siren eat? Raw Men Noodles.
  14. What do you call a Siren with giant b**...? A booby trap.

Siren joke, What do you call a Siren with giant b**...?

Quirky and Hilarious Siren Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.

What funny jokes about siren you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean whistle jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make siren pranks.

Old man driving alone

An old man is driving along the road humming to himself.
Suddenly he hears a police siren and a motorcycle cop pulls him over.
He can't imagine what could be wrong.
"Sir, do you realize that you left your wife behind in the gas station?"
"I did? I am so relieved."
"You're relieved you drove off without your wife?"
The gent nods.
"But didn't you sense something was wrong?"
"Yes, I thought I'd gone deaf."

Excuse for speeding

This Middle aged man was going through his mid-life crisis so he went out and bought him a new bright red BMW. So he decided to take his new BMW on a test drive down the interstate one day.
He got up to about 85 mph and all of a sudden he saw this highway patrolman with his blue lights and siren blaring coming toward him. He decided he and his new BMW would outrun the officer. So the man sped up to 95 mph,and then to 105 mph, but the patrolman was still coming.
The man finally came to his senses and said to himself, "This is crazy, I could go to jail for this," so he pulled over.
The patrolman came to the car and told the man, "It has been a long day and I am tired. If you can give me an excuse no one else has ever given me I will let you go."
So the man told the officer, "Last night my wife ran off with a patrolman and when I seen you chasing me I thought you were trying to bring her back."
The officer looked at the man and said, "Have a nice day."

A Fireman See's a Little Girl

that has her own homemade firetruck with her dog and a red wagon.He says to the little girl, "That's a nice looking firetruck little missy!" She then says, "Thank You!" He keeps checking it out when he notices that the rope that's tied to the wagon is tied to the dogs t**....He tells the little girl, "Sweetie, I think your firetruck would go a lot faster if the rope was tied to the dogs neck." She replies, "Oh I know that Sir!But then it wouldn't have a siren!"

A little girl lives next to a fire house...

She admires the fire fighters so much she makes her own firetruck. It consists of her wagon, with the team of her cat in front with a string tied to his t**..., and her dog which lacks the testicular string, however has a harness and reins for her to lead him with. The firefighters see it, and have to ask why the string on the cat. She replies "I need a siren too."

A boy was riding his toy firetruck down the street

A passerby saw that the firetruck was being pulled by a dog. The rope used to pull it was tied around the dogs privates, and as a result the boy was being pulled along rather slowly.
The passerby suggested that perhaps the boy would be able to go faster if he tied the rope around the dogs neck.
The boy responded:
"But if I did that, then I wouldn't have a siren."

I was tailgated going 15 over

I was going 15 over the limit in the fast lane and being tailgated so I moved to the slow lane. The car behind continued to stay on my bumper. I couldn't shake him and was becoming very annoyed.
He looked so ridiculous with his flashing lights and his annoying siren.

Walk The Line

A cop is doing standard patrol when he notices a car swerving all over the road. He quickly turns on his siren and pulls the guy over. Alright, says the cop, when the man gets out of the car. Walk in a straight line. I'd be happy to, says the drunk just stop moving the s**... line.

A boy was riding a toy firetruck across the street, behind pulled very slowly by a rope tied to a dog...

Unfortunately for the dog, the rope was tied around the dog's t**.... I thought I'd give him some advice, so I walked on over.
"Now son, your dog would pull you
much faster if the rope was around his neck."
The little boy looked at me, and replied matter-of-factly, "Yes, but then I wouldn't have a siren!"

A policeman is trying to pull a car over

He follows the car for miles with the lights and siren before the driver finally pulls over.
"What the h**... were you thinking?!", asks the cop.
"Well", says the man, "thirty years ago my wife ran off with a cop and I thought you might be trying to give her back!"

A Man Gets Pulled Over

So a man is driving down the street when he approaches a large box of push tac's in the middle of the road and swerves to avoid it. He keeps driving but soon hears a siren and see's a police officer in his rear view mirror hailing him to pull over.
"Do you know why I pulled you over, Sir?"
"No Officer, why?"
"Tac's Evasion"

My wife left me for a police officer

I always worry he's bringing her back when I hear a police siren.

A s**... was undergoing training for conception

His instructor said, 'When the siren goes off, rush out the tunnel and swim until you find a red sticky ball. Address the ball and say "I'm a s**..." to which the ball will reply "I'm the egg". You will then work together to form the embryo. Do you understand?'
The s**... nodded. Days later, the s**... was sleeping when he heard the siren. He was the first one out of the tunnel and the first to reach the sticky red ball. He was millimeters ahead of all his comrades. He bowed courteously and said: "I'm a s**...".
The red sticky ball smiled and said: "Hi, I'm the tonsil"

I was following an ambulance today

Going down the road with the lights on and siren blaring. We were on a highway with a high speed limit so I could keep up without being too close.
The ambulance goes around the curve ahead of us and the back door flings open. A cooler rolls out and lands on the side of the road.
I figured they would have saw it but I pulled over where it landed anyway. I got out and picked the cooler up. A little dented but still closed and intact.
I opened the cooler and found it was full of ice, and what appeared to be someone's severed toe. "Surely they noticed the door open and will come back shortly" I thought.
I waited for an hour and no sign of them so I decided to just give up waiting and call a tow truck.

Three corrupt politicians were having coffee... their headquarters, until they heard the police siren. The first politician said, "Quick, hide in the empty boxes and disguise as something else." The police arrived and saw three boxes that seemed suspicious. They kicked the first box and the first politician said, "Meow, meow." "Nope, it's a cat in here," the police concluded. They proceed and kicked the second box. The second politician spoke, "Arf! Arf!". "Nope, it's a dog in here." Finally, they kicked the third box. Nothing spoke. They kicked it again and still no sound was heard. They opened the box and saw the third politician. Now knowing that the politicians were in the boxes, they caught all three.
In jail, the two other politicians asked the third one, "Why didn't you make any sound?" The third one replied, "I'm a fcking carrot, you idiots!"

Siren joke, Three corrupt politicians were having coffee...