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Funniest Sir Mix Short Jokes

Short sir mix jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sir mix humour may include short sir madam jokes also.

  1. After seeing the Kim Kardashian cover of Paper Magazine, Sir Mix-a-lot, reportedly tipped his hat, muttered that his work here was done and rocketed into space to return to his home planet Uranus...
  2. Just realised that the mirror on snow white is Sir Mix A Lot Because it likes big butts and it can not lie...
  3. Is Sir Mix A Lot a descendant of Sir Lance A Lot and did Lance A Lot also like big butts?

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Sir Mix One Liners

Which sir mix one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sir mix? I can suggest the ones about mixer and sir cumference.

  1. Sir Mix a lot took my child!!!! Its ok though, baby got back.
  2. Why does Sir Mix-a-Lot capitalize his conjunction? Because he likes big but's
  3. Sir Mix-A-Lot runs in 2020. He'll grab her by the t**....

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about sir mix can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of sir mix puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Sir Mix Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about sir mix you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean yes sir jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make sir mix prank.

A man takes his wife to get tested for Coronavirus.

2 days later he gets a call from the lab.
Doctor: I'm sorry to inform you sir that your wife's test results have been mixed up with another patient's. We're not sure if she has COVID-19 or Alzheimer's disease.
Man: So what am I supposed to do now?!
Doctor: I'd recommend taking her for a long walk and leaving her, if she finds her way back home, don't open the door.

An Englishman, a Frenchman and an ethiopian all sit in the hospital lobby as their wives are giving birth.

After a while the doctor comes out, invites them into the nursery where 3 babies lie in cribs and says: "Congratulation! You all just became fathers! But there is one problem. Due to a nurse's error the babies got mixed up and we don't really know which one who's."
The Englishman suddenly grabs the darkest baby and sprints towards the door.
The doctor shouts: "Sir! What are you doing!!!?"
The Englishman as he's getting farther: "I'm not raising no b**... Frenchman!"

An Englishman, a Frenchman and an Indian man were all in the maternity ward of a hospital ready to collect their babies.

When a midwife comes over to them and explains, "I'm sorry gentlemen, but there's been a mix-up with the babies and we no longer know whose is whose."
The Englishman immediately goes over to the brown baby and picks it up.
The midwife asks, "are you sure that's your baby, sir?"
"No" says the Englishman, "but there's no way I'm going home with a french one!"

An Australian man sits down in an American diner

And orders a cup of coffee. The waiter comes back and hands the man his drink. He takes a drink and calls the waiter back.
Is something the matter? Says the waiter.
Yes, said the man. I ordered a coffee, but I got a cup of hazelnut creamer.
I'm sorry for the mix up sir, but you did specifically order a cup of hazelnut coffeemate.

What was sir mix a lot's favorite novel?

as my grandma always used to say, the hunchback of notre dame was little in the middle, but he never lacked much back. Mee-maw always did love voluptuous protagonists.

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