Sir Isaac Jokes
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Funniest Sir Isaac Short Jokes
Short sir isaac jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sir isaac humour may include short isaac newton jokes also.
- Why do I think Sir Isaac Newton was such a chill guy? I don't know, he just seemed pretty down-to-Earth to me.
- Inspiration to look up to Sir Isaac Newton was only 23 when he discovered the law of gravity.
T-pain was only 22 when he rhymed mansion with wiscansin. - Why did Sir Isaac Newton bet on the Patriots? Because he knows that force equals Massachusetts.
- Brian May reminds looks a lot like Sir Isaac Newton.. ..except that a guitar fell on his head.
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Sir Isaac One Liners
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- Sir Isaac Newton dies Everybody: ma
- Why was Sir Isaac Newton buried at Westminster Abbey? Because he was dead.
- Sapiosexuals If sapiosexuals existed, Sir Isaac Newton would not have died a v**....
- Sir Isaac Newton died a v**.... The Gravity of this Situation.
- Did you know that Sir Isaac Newton remained a v**... until his death? *until*
Sir Isaac Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about sir isaac you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sir mix jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sir isaac pranks.
Isaac Newton, Albert Einstein and Blaise Pascal are playing hide and seek
Einstein is counting down while Newton and Pascal are trying to hide. Pascal jumps into the bushes and Newton walks a few steps, picks up a stick, draws a square on the ground and just stands there. Einstein turns around and instantly spots Newton.
- Found you Newton, you lose!
- Now wait a minute good sir, can't you see what I drew below me? I am a Newton on a square meter so technically you found Pascal.
Albert Einstein, Sir Isaac Newton, and Blaise Pascal are playing hide and seek.
Einstein is it, so he closes his eyes and starts to count. Pascal runs off to hide, but Newton doesn't budge. Right in front of Einstein he bends down and scratches a box in the dirt, one meter on a side. The he just stands there, right in the middle of the box.
Einstein opens his eyes and says "Newton! I found you! You're it!"
"No," says Newton. "You found a Newton in one square meter. You found Pascal!"
Isaac newton, pascal, and Einstein are playing hide and seek.
They decide that Einstein is to count. He closes his eyes and slowly starts to count to ten. Pascal immediately takes off and hides behind a tree. Sir Isaac Newton calmly crouches down and draws a 1*1 meter square on the ground, and then steps onto it.
When Einstein finishes counting, he immediately sees Isaac Newton, and calls "I found you!" Newton says:
"You didn't find me, you found a Newton over a square meter! You found Pascal!"
Two factory workers talking: Woman
Physics Teacher: Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Isn't that wonderful?
Student: Yes sir, if he had been sitting in class looking at books like us, he wouldn't have discovered anything.
Two factory workers talking:
Woman: I can make the boss give me the day off.
Man: And how would you do that?
Woman: Just wait and see. She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.
Boss comes in: What are you doing?
Woman: I'm a light bulb.
Boss: You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off.
The man starts to follow her and the boss says: Where are you going?
The man says: I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark.