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Sir Isaac Newton dies
Everybody: ma
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Sapiosexuals
If sapiosexuals existed, Sir Isaac Newton would not have died a v**....
Why do I think Sir Isaac Newton was such a chill guy?
I don't know, he just seemed pretty down-to-Earth to me.
Inspiration to look up to
Sir Isaac Newton was only 23 when he discovered the law of gravity.
T-pain was only 22 when he rhymed mansion with wiscansin.
Why did Sir Isaac Newton bet on the Patriots?
Because he knows that force equals Massachusetts.
Brian May reminds looks a lot like Sir Isaac Newton..
..except that a guitar fell on his head.
Why was Sir Isaac Newton buried at Westminster Abbey?
Because he was dead.
Isaac newton, pascal, and Einstein are playing hide and seek.
They decide that Einstein is to count. He closes his eyes and slowly starts to count to ten. Pascal immediately takes off and hides behind a tree. Sir Isaac Newton calmly crouches down and draws a 1*1 meter square on the ground, and then steps onto it.
When Einstein finishes counting, he immediately sees Isaac Newton, and calls "I found you!" Newton says:
"You didn't find me, you found a Newton over a square meter! You found Pascal!"
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Did you know that Sir Isaac Newton remained a v**... until his death?
*until*
Two factory workers talking: Woman
Physics Teacher: Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Isn't that wonderful?
Student: Yes sir, if he had been sitting in class looking at books like us, he wouldn't have discovered anything.
Two factory workers talking:
Woman: I can make the boss give me the day off.
Man: And how would you do that?
Woman: Just wait and see. She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.
Boss comes in: What are you doing?
Woman: I'm a light bulb.
Boss: You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off.
The man starts to follow her and the boss says: Where are you going?
The man says: I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark.
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