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Apparently Sir Elton John is so fat now he has to get trousers custom-made.

Goodbye normal jeans.

The last two surviving munchkins from "The Wizard of Oz" have passed away, and Sir Elton is dedicating a song...

...he's calling it "Goodbye Yellow Brick Choades"

Elton John gets stopped by police

The officers however don't recognise him, and Elton shows the a picture online.
Officer 1: I'm so sorry sir, we didn't recognise you
Officer 2: yes but you were doing 55 in a 40 sir elton so, can we see your license?
The next day Elton is locked in a cell, screaming out : I didn't do anything!
The officers replied: speeding and fraud? You call that nothing
Elton: but I'm not a fraud
Officer: yeah right, you had a fake license, who the he'll is Reginald Dwight?

Out of all the fruits out there, tell me your favorite.

Mine is Sir Elton John.

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