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- Which knight did King Arthur leave in charge of constructing the round table? Sir Cumference
- The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi. - Heard this one from my 8 year old and couldn't stop laughing Q: Who made King Arthur's table round?
A: Sir Cumference - How old were you when you found out that the round table was actually made by Sir Cumference?
- King Arthur's birthday party at the round table. King Arthur looked down at the pastries and asked "Are these all Cake?"
"Two are pie" replied Sir Cumference
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Sir Cumference One Liners
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- In honor of Pi Day: Who founded the round table? Sir Cumference
- What do you call a round knight? Sir Cumference
- What do you call a math professor from England? Sir Cumference
- Who's the King's best mathematician? Sir Cumference
- What did Sir Cumference receive after getting all over the 'D'? Pi(e)
- why did sir cumference have a round table so he could never be cornered
- Who is the captain of round tables??? SIR cumference!
- What was the name of that fat man who was knighted? I believe it was Sir Cumference
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5 Jokes About Pi
1. Divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter and what do you get?
Pumpkin Pi
2. I saw a movie and gave it a 3.1415 out of 5.
It was Life of Pi
3. My friend decided to get a tattoo of the symbol pi on his face.
It was an irrational decision
4. Who was the roundest knight at King Arthur's table?
Sir Cumference . but how did he get that way?
eating too much Pi.
5. I hate all these Pi jokes.
They go on forever.
With that last one I'll show myself the door.
Lesser known Knights of the Round Table
I was the knight no one expected to see on the battlefield. - Sir Prize
I shall see you around. - Sir Cumference
We shall fight on land or sea. - Sir Fenturf
I was the knight who was afraid to fight. - Sir Render
I was the unbelievable knight. - Sir Real
I was the knight that drank too much. - Sir Rhosis
After much research, it has finally been discovered why King Arther's knights were of the round table instead of the square table.
The knights that designed it were named Sir Cular and Sir Cumference. Rumor has it they were both obsessed with eating pi.