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  1. Which knight did King Arthur leave in charge of constructing the round table? Sir Cumference
  2. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.

    He acquired his size from too much pi.
  3. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was... Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi
  4. Heard this one from my 8 year old and couldn't stop laughing Q: Who made King Arthur's table round?
    A: Sir Cumference
  5. Who was the fattest knight at King Arthur's round table? Sir Cumference...
    He ate too much Pi...
  6. The fattest knight at King Arthur's The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
  7. Who was the roundest member of Sir Arthurs round table? Sir Cumference.
    He at too much Pi.
    He ate approximately 3.142 slices
  8. Many people know of King Arthur and his Knights of The Round Table. However, most people do not know who first proposed and created the round table: Sir Cumfrence.
  9. Back in medieval times King Arthur had a knight that collected taxes His name was Sir Charge
  10. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table.. Sir cumference! He wouldnt listen when they told him to stop eating all that pi

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Sir Arthur One Liners

Which sir arthur one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sir arthur? I can suggest the ones about sir cumference and medieval knight.

  1. Who did King Arthur leave in charge of security? Sir Veillance
  2. Arthur: "That's a nice round table. Who built that?" Knight: "Sir Cumference"
  3. Who build King Arthur's round table? Sir Cumference
  4. Who designed King Arthur's Round Table? Sir Cumference.
  5. Who was King Arthur's knight who built the round table? Sir Cumfrence
  6. Which of King Arthur's knights was chosen to make the round table? Sir Cumference
  7. Who invented King Arthur's Round Table? Sir Cumference!
  8. Which knight invented King Arthur's Round Table? Sir Cumference
  9. Which knight made King Arthur's Round Table? Sir Cumference!
  10. Who was the fattest knight at King Arthur's round table? Sir Cumference
  11. What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights? A Sir conference.
  12. Which one of Sir Arthur's knights made the round table? Sir cumfrence
  13. Which knight at king Arthur's table was the most rotund? Sir Cumference
  14. Which knight of King Arthur is the most hygienic? Sir Cumcised
  15. Who did King Arthur leave in charge of watching his eight electrons? Sir Valence!

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King Arthur was in Merlin's laboratory where the good wizard was showing him his latest invention.

It was a chastity belt... except it had a rather large hole in the most obvious place.
'This is no good, Merlin!' the king exclaimed, 'Look at this opening. How is this supposed to protect m'lady, the Queen?'
'Ah, sire, just observe.' said Merlin as he searched his cluttered workbench until he found what he was looking for.
He then selected his most worn out wand, one that he was going to discard anyway. He then inserted it in the gaping aperture of the chastity belt whereupon a small guillotine blade came down and cut it neatly in two. 'Merlin, you are a genius!' cried the grateful monarch, 'Now I can leave, knowing that my Queen is fully protected.'
After putting Guinevere in the device, King Arthur then set out upon his Quest. Several years passed until he returned to Camelot. Immediately he assembled all his knights in the courtyard and had them drop their trousers for an informal 'short arm' inspection.
Sure enough! Each and every one of them was either amputated or damaged in some way. All of them except Sir Galahad.
'Sir Galahad' exclaimed King Arthur, 'the one and only true knight! Only you among all the nobles have been true to me. What is it in my power to grant you? Name it and it is yours!'
But, alas, Sir Galahad was speechless..

5 Jokes About Pi

1. Divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter and what do you get?
Pumpkin Pi
2. I saw a movie and gave it a 3.1415 out of 5.
It was Life of Pi
3. My friend decided to get a tattoo of the symbol pi on his face.
It was an irrational decision
4. Who was the roundest knight at King Arthur's table?
Sir Cumference . but how did he get that way?
eating too much Pi.
5. I hate all these Pi jokes.
They go on forever.
With that last one I'll show myself the door.

Did you know that a cow had a seat on King Arthur's roundtable?

His name was Sir l**....

King Arthur

King Arthur was leaving Guinevere in care of Sir Lancelot while he left on extended buisness. He incased her nether regions with a stout chastity belt, entrusting the key to Sir Lancelot. After Arthur had proceeded a short distance down the road, Lancelot galloped up in a great hurry "King Arthur!" he exclaimed, "You gave me the wrong key!".

Why did Arthur want to use the knife Lancelot had given 5 stars?

Because it was Sir-rated.

King Arthur's birthday party at the round table.

King Arthur looked down at the pastries and asked "Are these all Cake?"
"Two are pie" replied Sir Cumference

What did King Arthur name his cat?

Sir Purrcival.

Who made King Arthur very anxious?

Sir Prise!

Which of King Arthur's Knights of the Round Table had the worst complexion?

Sir Lance-a-lot