The Best 14 Sioux Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Sioux jokes. There are some sioux dakota jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sioux tandoor puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Sioux Jokes and Puns

Never be racist towards Native Americans.

They will Sioux you.

If we played cowboys and Indians I wouldn't choose to be on losing team

that would be Sioux side.

General Custer is addressing his men at the Little Bighorn. He says "well boys, I've got some good news and some bad news."

"The bad news is that the Sioux are camped right down the hill. Come morning they're going to overrun us. They'll ride roughshod over our whole company and leave us all killed, then probably mutilate our corpses beyond recognition when they're done."

His lieutenant asks, "what's the good news General?"

Custer says "Well, we won't have to ride through Nebraska again."

Sioux joke, General Custer is addressing his men at the Little Bighorn. He says "well boys, I've got some good n

What city do lawyers come from?

Sioux City.

Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef


I am a builder from Sioux Falls, and I was recently in Madrid at a local tavern, and couldn't believe the amount of code violations in their building practices. This led me to accept that they are their own culture and....

Nobody inspects the Spanish inn condition.

What do you call a Native American cook?

A Sioux chef

Sioux joke, What do you call a Native American cook?

I heard a slightly funny joke about Sioux Falls the other day...

It made me give a Minnehaha.

What do you call a Native American culinary assistant?

A Sioux Chef

Went to the Indian reservation to get some dental work done...

Ended up just buying some Sioux veneers

He cooks Indian food.

He's a Sioux chef.

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This Native American guy claimed I was insensitive to his culture, saying I've never walked a mile in their shoes. I asked

What are you going to do? Sioux me?

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

Why did I go to the dentist at an Indian Reservation?

To get some Sioux veneers

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