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"Silent farts that don't stink..."

An old woman visits the doctor for a routine check-up.


"Doctor, I have constant gas, but the farts are always silent and they don't stink!"


The doctor prescribes her some pills and sends her on her way.


Two weeks later she returns for a follow-up.


"Doctor, I still have constant silent farts, but now they stink!"


Doctor replies, "Alright, so we have cleared out those sinuses, now for your hearing..."

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Silent farts

An old woman visits the doctor for a routine check-up.
"Doctor, I have constant gas, but the farts are always silent and they don't stink!"
The doctor prescribes her some pills and sends her on her way.
Two weeks later she returns for a follow-up.
"Doctor, I still have constant silent farts, but now they stink!"
Doctor replies, "Alright, so we have cleared out those sinuses, now for your hearing..."

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"Silent farts that don't stink..."

An old woman visits the doctor for a routine check-up.

"Doctor, I have constant gas, but the farts are always silent and they don't stink!"

The doctor prescribes her some pills and sends her on her way.

Two weeks later she returns for a follow-up.

"Doctor, I still have constant silent farts, but now they stink!"

Doctor replies, "Alright, so we have cleared out those sinuses, now for your hearing..."

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I sneezed in front of my stuttering friend and said, "man, my sinuses are on fire".

"i-i-is i-i-it an-an-allergy?" he asked

I said, "no, it's a metaphor".

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A little old lady goes to the doctor and says...

"Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. My farts never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because they don't smell and are silent."

The doctor says, "I see, take these pills and come back to see me next week."

The next week the lady comes back.

"Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts...although still silent...stink terribly."

The doctor says, "Good!!! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing."

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A man visits his doctor...

and says "Doc, you gotta help me. I have a terrible case of flatulence. Fortunately it's completely silent and there's no smell, but I haven't stopped passing gas for two days ! Can you help me ? "

Doc says "Yes, but first we need to check your hearing and your sinuses."

[ok, I'm walking off, no need to throw stuff.]

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Problem with Gas.

A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much because they never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office." 
The doctor says, "I see, take these pills and come back to see me next week. 
The next week the lady goes back to his office. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what you gave me, but now my farts, although still silent, stink terribly!" 
The doctor says, "Good, Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing."

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Her farts don't stink

A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office."
The doctor says, "I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week."
The next week the lady returns. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what you gave me, but now my farts are still silent but stink terribly".

"Good," the doctor said. "Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing."

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A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, Doctor, I have a terrible problem with gas, but it doesn't bother me much.

My farts are always silent and never smell. I probably farted 15 times since I've been here, and you didn't realize it.

The doctor says, Interesting. Why don't you take these pills and come see me in a week?

The old lady returns in a week and says, I don't know what the hell you gave me. My farts are still silent, but my God, they stink!!

The doctor says, Excellent. Now that your sinuses are cleared, let's work on your hearing.

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Farts that don't stink

An old woman visits the doctor for a routine check-up.

"Doctor, I have constant gas, but the farts are always silent and they don't stink!"

The doctor prescribes her some pills and sends her on her way.

Two weeks later she returns for a follow-up.

"Doctor, I still have constant silent farts, but now they stink!"

Doctor replies, "Alright, so we have cleared out those sinuses, now for your hearing..."

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Doctor gets to the bottom of things

A middle-aged woman goes to the doctor and says "Doctor, I have this terrible gas every day. Luckily, it has no odor and it's silent, so it's not a big problem. But I still would rather not have to deal with it."

The doctor gives her some pills and tells her to take two a day every day for two weeks, then come back and see him. Two weeks later, the woman returns. "Doctor," she says. "I don't know what those pills were, but I still have the same problem with gas, only now it smells terrible!"

The doctor says "Now that your sinuses have cleared up, let's see what we can do about your hearing."

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"Man, my sinuses are on fire!"

"An allergy?"

"No, a metaphor".

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I used to have a problem with my sinuses

Until I bought a calculator

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Which body part hurts most when you get hit by a right-angled triangle?

Your sinuses.

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Joke

I went to the doctor's office and said ' Doc, it hurts when I poke here (my chest), here ( my sinuses) and here (my throat)!'

He said ' You must have a broken finger '

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Eating spicy food is like...

Having your whole body sit down for a game of poker. Your stomach always wins while your sinuses and intestines get cleaned out.

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As I sneezed in front of my stuttering friend, I said, "man, my sinuses feel like a raging bee hive".

He said, "i-i-is i-i-it an-an-allergy?"

I said, "no, more of a simile".

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