Sinner Jokes
5 sinner jokes and hilarious sinner puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sinner that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Uproarious Sinner Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time
What is a good sinner joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A drunk enters...
...a confessional booth. The priest is waiting for the sinner to speak up, but the drunk doesn't say a word. After a while the priest coughs... nothing... he coughs again... nothing. The priest was patient until now, but enough is enough: he starts b**... on the wooden grid. The drunk finally speaks up:
"You're knocking to no avail, buddy... there ain't any toilet paper here either..."
A men goes to a priest...
-Father, I am a sinner...-
-So, what you've dove?-
-I hid a jew in my basement during the second world war.-
-But this one isn't a sin, it's a very honorable thing.-
-I made him pay 300 pounds a month-
-Well, those are a lot of money but you saved him so you can go and may God be with you.-
-Ok then but... should i tell him that the war is over?-
A p**... went to a priest...
feeling sad and regretful, she asked: "Father, I hate myself, I hate being a sinner, please tell me what is the first step to repent?"
he replied: "get your hand off my groin."
Did you hear about the greedy red bird?
It was a cardinal sinner.
Priest: why did u have s**... before marriage ? U sinner ! Lady : u need to test a car before you buy it! Just like u test the little boys potential without their consent.
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