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  1. My grandfather warned people that the titanic would sink No one listened, but he kept on warning them nonetheless until they got sick of him and kicked him out the movie theatre
  2. You can tell the gender of an ant by dropping it in water. If it sinks it's girl ant, If it floats it's boy ant.
  3. My grandpa warned people the Titanic would sink and no one listened. He kept warning them until they got sick of it and kicked him out of the theater.
  4. Did you know you can tell the gender of an ant by throwing it in water? If it sinks, girl ant. If it floats, buoyant.
  5. science fact - did you know you can find the gender of an ant by putting it in water? If it sinks, girl ant.
    If it floats, buoyant.
  6. My grandpa tried to warn everyone The Titanic was gonna sink. When everyone just ignored him, he yelled at them three more times, eventually they got irritated and kicked him out of the theater.
  7. How can you tell an ant's gender? 1. Get a glass full of water
    2. Throw the ant into the glass
    3. If it sinks, it's girl ant
    4. If it floats, it's boy ant
  8. The worst part about being a giraffe is having a lot of time to think about your mistakes when you're sinking into quicksand.
    Credit. The Joke cafe
  9. Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first? So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.
  10. How do you tell the difference between a boy ant and a girl ant? Drop the ant in a glass of water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant.
    If it floats, it's buoyant.

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Sinks One Liners

Which sinks one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sinks? I can suggest the ones about kitchen sink and bathroom sink.

  1. An LGBQT cruising ship sinks in the middle of the ocean. Who survives? The flambuoyants.
  2. Sinks can't open doors. Let that sink in.
  3. I had to quit tap dancing. I kept falling in the sink.
  4. How does a non American frighten an American? Stick your hand down the sink.
  5. How do you sink the Polish navy? Put it in water
  6. what do you call 4 mexicans in a sinking boat? quatro cinqo
    ^im sorry
  7. A washbasin is trying to enter your house. Let that sink in.
    (Daniel Maier)
  8. How can north korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine? By how fast it sinks.
  9. what kind of music sinks to the bottom of the ocean Heavy rock
  10. The titanic was built to last...... let that sink in.
  11. The Titanic disaster happened 106 years ago today... Just let that sink in
  12. I'm great at signalling for help on a sinking ship.. Just got a flare for it.
  13. What do you call four Spaniards sinking in quicksand? quatro cinco
  14. What do you call a devil, that can't swim? Sin-king
  15. What kind of ship never sinks? A dictatorship.
    *sobs*

Sinks joke, What kind of ship never sinks?

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Giggle-Inducing Sinks Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends

What funny jokes about sinks you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean sunken jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make sinks prank.

A ship sinks and 100 men and 2 women end up on a desert island

After 1 year, disgusted with what they did in the last year the women kill themselves.After another year, disgusted with what they did in the last year, the men bury them. After another year, disgusted with what they did in the last year the men dig them out.

Jesus and his disciples are fishing in heaven....

After a while Peter says, "hey Jesus, remember when you walked on water...that was awesome!" Jesus says, "Yeah, that was fun! I'm going to do it again!" He steps off the boat and immediately sinks to the bottom of the lake. After a lot of effort the disciples manage to get him out of the lake. Paul asks, "Jesus, what happened?" Jesus responds, "I don't know...I guess last time I wasn't as holy...."

Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

where does a Finnish child m**... go when his ship sinks?

Helsinki

On the back of u/baldillin

A young Rabbi is a very avid golfer. He even goes out on Yom Kippur, the holiest day of the year to play some holes. On his last hole the wind carries the ball and he sinks an amazing hole in one.
In Heaven an angel complains to God, this Rabbi is playing golf on Yom Kippur and you give him a hole in one as punishment!?
Of course, God says, who can he tell?

Clinton on the Titanic

Reagan, Nixon and Clinton are on the Titanic.
The ship hits the iceberg and sinks slowly.
Everybody starts screaming, panicking, etc.
Reagan shouts: "Women and children first."
Nixon goes: "Screw the women!"
Clinton replies: "Do you think we have time!?"

Three fishermen

Bob, Steve, and Terry are out in the boat, fishing and drinking beer. Terry stands up to pee over the side but falls overboard and sinks right to the bottom.
Steve doesn't hesitate. He kicks off his shoes and dives into the water after Terry. A few moments later, he surfaces, dragging the body behind, and immediately begins mouth-to-mouth.
"Jeez," he gasps. "Terry sure does have bad breath!"
"Yeah," says Bob. "And where did he get that snowmobile suit?"

Did you know that the Coast Guard is the only branch of military with a minimum required height of 6feet?

It's so if their boat sinks they can walk to shore.

Two Inuits are out fishing on a kayak...

Two Inuits are out fishing on a kayak. They've been out all day, and the sun's setting. As the temperature drops, they decide to light a campfire on the watercraft, which, unsurprisingly sinks. This just goes to prove that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

Why are sinks depressed?

People look down on them.

Which is heavier, a coin or a ship?

Obviously the coin, the coin sinks!

How do you tell the s**... of an ant?

Put it in a bucket of water. If it sinks you have a girl ant but if it floats you have a buoyant.

What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks.
(Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)

If Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are together on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it sinks, who survives?

America.

What do you call Jack Sparrow after he falls off The Black Pearl and sinks down to the sea bed?

Johnny Deep.

Bill Clinton, George W.Bush and George Washington are on a sinking ship.

Bill Clinton, George W. Bush and George Washington are on a sinking ship.
As the boat sinks, George Washington shouts, "Save the women!"
George W. Bush hollers, "Screw the women!"
Bill Clinton asks excitedly, "Do we have time?"

An American man hooks up with a Japanese woman... [n**...]

An American man hooks up with a Japanese woman the night before a game of golf with a big Japanese client.
The woman is screaming with passion a specific word in Japanese that the man could tell was a great thing. He decides to try it out at golf.
Each time the big client sinks the ball, the man shouts his newly learned Japanese word. Finally, after the 9th hole, the big client asks the man:
"Why do you keep shouting wrong hole?'"

How can you find out the gender of an ant?

Throw it in the water.
If it sinks, it's a girl ant.
If it floats, it's buoyant

What is a relationship?

It's the one that always sinks....

Why is the galley the safest place to be on a capsizing ship?

Because everything but the kitchen sinks. =D
^(I feel dirty)

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water
If it sinks = girl ant
If it floats = buoyant

Did you know you can tell whether an ant is male or female easily?

Just drop it into water, if it sinks it's a girl ant. But if it floats it's a buoyant!

How can you tell the s**... of an ant?

Throw it into a pool. If it sinks, it is a girl ant. If it floats, then it is a "BUOYANT".

A cruise ship sinks in the middle of the sea...

The people on the ship manage to escape on life boats. A woman comes to the captain and asks him: "How far is the closest land?"
The captain answers :"3 km."
The woman says after: "In which direction?", to which the captain replied :"Down"

Immaturity defined

Husband says to marriage counselor:
"My wife is so immature."
"Can you give me an example?" the counselor asked.
"Well, like every time I'm taking a bath she comes in and sinks all my ships."

Where is the safest place to be on a capsizing ship? (Worst joke ever)

The Galley!
Everything but the kitchen sinks.
^(I warned you)

How do you know if an ant is male or female?

Put it in water. If it sinks it's female. If it floats it's buoy-ant.

i heard you can determine the gender of an ant by throwing it into a pool.

if it sinks; girl ant.
if it floats; boy ant.
(if you repeat it enough times you'll eventually get it)

There are twenty people on a boat. The boat sinks. Twenty four heads come out of the water. How's that possible?

Twenty foreheads.

A guy in Baghdad sinks the 8-ball in regulation...

A guy in Baghdad sinks the 8-ball in regulation. His friend says "nice win, play again?" He responds "Okay, but Iraq."

I have such dirty thoughts when it comes to submarines

Every night my mind sinks to new depths

The Coast Guard recently changed their minimum height requirements to 6'.

That way if the boat sinks everyone can just walk to shore.

A Barge Carrying Vegetables Sinks In a Harbor...

The disaster report claimed the boat had too many leeks.

What is full of cracks and sinks?

A public bathroom.

Why do Crusaders need kitchen sinks?

To wash their Saladin.

Why I am leaving this sub

Water leaked into it and I need to get out before it sinks

How do you diffirentiate between male and female ant?

If it sinks, its a sheant
If it floats, its boyant

You can determine the gender of an ant by throwing it in a puddle of water

If it sinks it's a girl ant, but if it floats it's a boy ant

My wife is so immature..

When I'm taking a bath she sinks all my boats!

How to tell ant gender

Put the ant in water and if it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it floats, boy ant.

A border patrol official comes into the Oval Office and says to Trump...

"Sir, because of the trauma of being separated from their parents, three Brazilian children fell deeply sick last night." Trump looks absolutely devastated. He sinks back in his chair, murmuring "oh my god" to himself over and over. Then he composes himself and says: "Okay. Just remind me, how many are there in a brazillion?"

You can actually tell an ants gender by putting them in water

if it sinks it's a girl ant if it floats it's bouyant

How do you tell an ant's gender?

Put it in water. If it sinks it's a female and if it floats it's a buoyant.

What do you call a luxury car that sinks in the ocean?

A Mercedes-Bends

Two Eskimos light a fire in their boat in an attempt to stay warm.

However, the fire burns through the boat and it sinks, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.

Do you know how you can find out the gender of an ant?

If you put it in the water and the ant sinks, it's a girl ant. However if it doesn't sink, it's buoyant.

That's a lot of zeros

An aide comes into the Oval Office and says to Trump:
"Sir, three Brazilian solders were killed in Afghanistan last night."
Trump looks absolutely devastated, nobody's ever seen him like this.
He sinks back in his chair, saying oh my god over and over.
Then he composes himself and says:
Okay. Just remind me, how many are there in a brazillion?"

Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton go sailing on Atlantic Ocean. The ship sinks. Who dies? Who survives?

Both die. USA citizens survive.

How can you tell a female ant from a male ant?

If you put the ant in a glass of water and it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it floats, it's buoyant.

A magician and the parrot

There was a magician on a cruise ship. He started off having a good gig, until the captains parrot started spoiling the tricks after watching them over and over. One day the ship sinks. And the only two survivors are the magician and the parrot. After sitting in the row boat for a couple of days. The parrot asks "Alright. What did you do with the ship?"

How do you tell the s**... of an ant?

You drop it in water.
If it sinks, Girl ant.
If it floats...

How can you tell the gender of an ant?

Easy, drop it in water.
If it sinks: girl ant
If it floats:

How do you tell if it's a girl ant or a boy ant?

Put the ant in the water...
If it sinks, it's a girl ant
If it floats, it's a buoyant!

A magician gets himself a parrot for his act

After a couple weeks of performing with the magician the parrot begins to heckle the magician during his shows. "it's under his hat, it's up his sleeve, his assistant has it."
The magician is performing on a cruise ship when the ship sinks. The magician wakes up on a piece of driftwood with the parrot standing on the opposite end. The parrot and the magician spend 2 days floating at sea without saying a word.
Finally the parrot says, "Alright, I give up. Where's the boat?"

How to tell if an ant is a male or a female?

You get a jug of water and throw the ant in it. If it sinks then it's a girl ant, if it floats then it's bouyant

Jesus and Moses were fishing on a lake one day.

Jesus and Moses were fishing on a lake one day.
Jesus: Hey Moses, when's the last time you parted the water. You still got it in you.
Moses: It's been a while. Let's see.
And standing in the boat he held out his hands and the water parted.
Moses: What about you? Can you still walk on water?
Jesus: Let's see.
So Jesus steps out of the boat and sinks
Jesus: I haven't tried it since I got these holes in my feet.
Credit to u/kaptin_hippy

What is the difference between sinks and women

I can turn sinks on

How do you tell if an ant is a boy or a girl ?

You put it in water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it floats, it's buoyant.
Bye...I'm leaving rn.....

How do you tell the difference between a female and male ant?

A girl ant sinks in water.
A buoyant floats.

A magician working on a ship was losing people's interest with the captains parrot telling everyone how he was performing his tricks.

After a few weeks into the course, the ship breaks down and sinks in the ocean. The magician makes it out alive and holds onto a scrap of wood not to drown. Unfortunately the parrot was also using the same scrap to survive.
A few days go past and the parrot finally looks to the magician and says, "You know what? I give up! How did you make the ship disappear?"

A magician performs magic tricks on the Titanic before it sinks.

In the crowd there is a parrot that somehow always knows whats going on.
He pulls a string of hankerchiefs out of his sleeve: "AWCK, he pulls it from his inner pocket!"
He pulls a rabbit out of a hat: "AWCK, A false bottom!"
He saws a girl in half: "AWCK, there are two girls!"
Then disaster strikes, and the ship goes down and only the magician and the parrot are left on a makeshift raft. "AWCK! okay, I give up, how did you make the ship disappear?!"

100% of sinks get refused entry to bars....

Let that sink in.

Learn something new everyday; I just learned that you can tell the s**... of an ant 🐜 by dropping it in water.

If it sinks it's a girl ant but if it floats it's boy ant.

A navy and army soldier walk into the toilet

They both take a p**... into the u**.... As they exit, the army man goes toward the sinks to wash his hands, while the navy man goes straight for the door.

The army man says: "In the army, they taught us to wash our hands after peeing!"

to which the navy man replies: "In the navy, they taught us not to pee all over our hands!"

How to determine the s**... of an ant…

Drop the ant in water. If it sinks it's a female. If not, it's buoyant.

My Canadian friend asks me to recommend a move.

Me: "Have you seen Titanic?"
Him: "What's it about?"
Me: "Yeah, a really big one. And it sinks."

Sinks joke, An LGBQT cruising ship sinks in the middle of the ocean. Who survives?

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