The Best 50 Sinks Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Sinks jokes. There are some sinks raft jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sinks vessels puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Sinks Jokes and Puns

You can tell the gender of an ant by dropping it in water. If it sinks it's girl ant,

If it floats it's boy ant.

A ship sinks and 100 men and 2 women end up on a desert island

After 1 year, disgusted with what they did in the last year the women kill themselves.After another year, disgusted with what they did in the last year, the men bury them. After another year, disgusted with what they did in the last year the men dig them out.

Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

Sinks joke, Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

where does a Finnish child molester go when his ship sinks?

Helsinki

On the back of u/baldillin

A young Rabbi is a very avid golfer. He even goes out on Yom Kippur, the holiest day of the year to play some holes. On his last hole the wind carries the ball and he sinks an amazing hole in one.

In Heaven an angel complains to God, this Rabbi is playing golf on Yom Kippur and you give him a hole in one as punishment!?

Of course, God says, who can he tell?


Clinton on the Titanic

Reagan, Nixon and Clinton are on the Titanic.

The ship hits the iceberg and sinks slowly.

Everybody starts screaming, panicking, etc.

Reagan shouts: "Women and children first."

Nixon goes: "Screw the women!"

Clinton replies: "Do you think we have time!?"

Two Inuits are out fishing on a kayak...

Two Inuits are out fishing on a kayak. They've been out all day, and the sun's setting. As the temperature drops, they decide to light a campfire on the watercraft, which, unsurprisingly sinks. This just goes to prove that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

Sinks joke, Two Inuits are out fishing on a kayak...

Did you know you can tell the gender of an ant by throwing it in water?

If it sinks, girl ant. If it floats, buoyant.

Why are sinks depressed?

People look down on them.

What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks.

(Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)

If Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are together on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it sinks, who survives?

America.

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What do you call Jack Sparrow after he falls off The Black Pearl and sinks down to the sea bed?

Johnny Deep.

Bill Clinton, George W.Bush and George Washington are on a sinking ship.

Bill Clinton, George W. Bush and George Washington are on a sinking ship.

As the boat sinks, George Washington shouts, "Save the women!"

George W. Bush hollers, "Screw the women!"

Bill Clinton asks excitedly, "Do we have time?"

An American man hooks up with a Japanese woman... [nsfw]

An American man hooks up with a Japanese woman the night before a game of golf with a big Japanese client.

The woman is screaming with passion a specific word in Japanese that the man could tell was a great thing. He decides to try it out at golf.

Each time the big client sinks the ball, the man shouts his newly learned Japanese word. Finally, after the 9th hole, the big client asks the man:

"Why do you keep shouting wrong hole?'"

How can north korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.

How can you find out the gender of an ant?

Throw it in the water.

If it sinks, it's a girl ant.

If it floats, it's buoyant

Sinks joke, How can you find out the gender of an ant?

How can you tell an ant's gender?

1. Get a glass full of water
2. Throw the ant into the glass
3. If it sinks, it's girl ant
4. If it floats, it's boy ant

What kind of ship never sinks?

A dictatorship.

*sobs*

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water
If it sinks = girl ant
If it floats = buoyant


Did you know you can tell whether an ant is male or female easily?

Just drop it into water, if it sinks it's a girl ant. But if it floats it's a buoyant!

How can you tell the sex of an ant?

Throw it into a pool. If it sinks, it is a girl ant. If it floats, then it is a "BUOYANT".

A cruise ship sinks in the middle of the sea...

The people on the ship manage to escape on life boats. A woman comes to the captain and asks him: "How far is the closest land?"
The captain answers :"3 km."
The woman says after: "In which direction?", to which the captain replied :"Down"

Immaturity defined

Husband says to marriage counselor:
"My wife is so immature."
"Can you give me an example?" the counselor asked.
"Well, like every time I'm taking a bath she comes in and sinks all my ships."

Where is the safest place to be on a capsizing ship? (Worst joke ever)

The Galley!

Everything but the kitchen sinks.

^(I warned you)

How do you know if an ant is male or female?

Put it in water. If it sinks it's female. If it floats it's buoy-ant.

The Coast Guard recently changed their minimum height requirements to 6'.

That way if the boat sinks everyone can just walk to shore.

A Barge Carrying Vegetables Sinks In a Harbor...

The disaster report claimed the boat had too many leeks.

Why do Crusaders need kitchen sinks?

To wash their Saladin.

Why I am leaving this sub

Water leaked into it and I need to get out before it sinks

Sinks can't open doors.

Let that sink in.

You can determine the gender of an ant by throwing it in a puddle of water

If it sinks it's a girl ant, but if it floats it's a boy ant

My wife is so immature..

When I'm taking a bath she sinks all my boats!

How to tell ant gender

Put the ant in water and if it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it floats, boy ant.

A border patrol official comes into the Oval Office and says to Trump...

"Sir, because of the trauma of being separated from their parents, three Brazilian children fell deeply sick last night." Trump looks absolutely devastated. He sinks back in his chair, murmuring "oh my god" to himself over and over. Then he composes himself and says: "Okay. Just remind me, how many are there in a brazillion?"

How do you tell an ant's gender?

Put it in water. If it sinks it's a female and if it floats it's a buoyant.

Two Eskimos light a fire in their boat in an attempt to stay warm.

However, the fire burns through the boat and it sinks, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.

Do you know how you can find out the gender of an ant?

If you put it in the water and the ant sinks, it's a girl ant. However if it doesn't sink, it's buoyant.

How do you tell the difference between a boy ant and a girl ant?

Drop the ant in a glass of water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant.

If it floats, it's buoyant.

That's a lot of zeros

An aide comes into the Oval Office and says to Trump:

"Sir, three Brazilian solders were killed in Afghanistan last night."

Trump looks absolutely devastated, nobody's ever seen him like this.
He sinks back in his chair, saying oh my god over and over.

Then he composes himself and says:

Okay. Just remind me, how many are there in a brazillion?"

How can you tell a female ant from a male ant?

If you put the ant in a glass of water and it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it floats, it's buoyant.

How do you tell the sex of an ant?

You drop it in water.
If it sinks, Girl ant.
If it floats...

How can you tell the gender of an ant?

Easy, drop it in water.

If it sinks: girl ant

If it floats:

How do you tell if it's a girl ant or a boy ant?

Put the ant in the water...

If it sinks, it's a girl ant

If it floats, it's a buoyant!

A magician gets himself a parrot for his act

After a couple weeks of performing with the magician the parrot begins to heckle the magician during his shows. "it's under his hat, it's up his sleeve, his assistant has it."

The magician is performing on a cruise ship when the ship sinks. The magician wakes up on a piece of driftwood with the parrot standing on the opposite end. The parrot and the magician spend 2 days floating at sea without saying a word.

Finally the parrot says, "Alright, I give up. Where's the boat?"

How to tell if an ant is a male or a female?

You get a jug of water and throw the ant in it. If it sinks then it's a girl ant, if it floats then it's bouyant

Jesus and Moses were fishing on a lake one day.

Jesus and Moses were fishing on a lake one day.

Jesus: Hey Moses, when's the last time you parted the water. You still got it in you.

Moses: It's been a while. Let's see.

And standing in the boat he held out his hands and the water parted.

Moses: What about you? Can you still walk on water?

Jesus: Let's see.

So Jesus steps out of the boat and sinks

Jesus: I haven't tried it since I got these holes in my feet.

Credit to u/kaptin_hippy

What is the difference between sinks and women

I can turn sinks on

How do you tell if an ant is a boy or a girl ?

You put it in water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it floats, it's buoyant.

Bye...I'm leaving rn.....

How do you tell the difference between a female and male ant?

A girl ant sinks in water.

A buoyant floats.

A magician working on a ship was losing people's interest with the captains parrot telling everyone how he was performing his tricks.

After a few weeks into the course, the ship breaks down and sinks in the ocean. The magician makes it out alive and holds onto a scrap of wood not to drown. Unfortunately the parrot was also using the same scrap to survive.
A few days go past and the parrot finally looks to the magician and says, "You know what? I give up! How did you make the ship disappear?"

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