Sinkhole Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Sinkhole jokes. Read sinkhole chasm jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.

Enjoy this list of puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sinkhole ottawa puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

The Funniest Sinkhole Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh

What do you call a snarky Russian king in a deep sinkhole?

A tsarchasm

What do you call 4 Mexicans in a sinkhole?

Quatro Sinco

According to the police blotter in our newspaper, it's been a tough week for them.

Monday: Someone stole all the toilets from the station house. So far they have nothing to go on.

Wednesday: A large sinkhole opened up in the middle of main St. They are still looking into it.

Friday: A thief has stolen all the wheels off of the police cruisers. They are working the case tirelessly.

How did the geologist develop a career as a sink-hole expert?

She just fell into it.

Did you hear about the large sinkhole that appeared outside the police station?

The police are looking into it.

Donald Trump, Harvey Weinstein, and Ajit Pai walks into a bar ...

Later, a man walks up to the bottomless sinkhole, looks down, and asks Why's the bar so low?

Did you hear about the guy who fell into a sinkhole?

It was the ground's fault.

Why did the Mexicans cheer when they filled a cenote with mayonnaise?

They celebrate sinkhole de mayo.

You hear about the sinkhole in Ottawa yesterday?

C'est juste une trou d'eau

Remember that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes that make girls laugh. Many of the sinkhole landslide puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When a joke goes too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke becomes inappropriate.

We suggest you to use only working sinkhole national piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and make them laugh.

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