The Funniest Sinkhole Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh
What do you call a snarky Russian king in a deep sinkhole?
A tsarchasm
What do you call 4 Mexicans in a sinkhole?
Quatro Sinco
According to the police blotter in our newspaper, it's been a tough week for them.
Monday: Someone stole all the toilets from the station house. So far they have nothing to go on.
Wednesday: A large sinkhole opened up in the middle of main St. They are still looking into it.
Friday: A thief has stolen all the wheels off of the police cruisers. They are working the case tirelessly.
How did the geologist develop a career as a sink-hole expert?
She just fell into it.
Did you hear about the large sinkhole that appeared outside the police station?
The police are looking into it.
Donald Trump, Harvey Weinstein, and Ajit Pai walks into a bar ...
Later, a man walks up to the bottomless sinkhole, looks down, and asks Why's the bar so low?
Did you hear about the guy who fell into a sinkhole?
It was the ground's fault.
Why did the Mexicans cheer when they filled a cenote with mayonnaise?
They celebrate sinkhole de mayo.
You hear about the sinkhole in Ottawa yesterday?
C'est juste une trou d'eau
