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Enjoy a laugh with these hilarious kitchen sink jokes! From clogged sinks to cats in sinks, find out why there's always something funny about the sink! Whether you're trying to sink faster than your tub or you're plunging a broken sink, you'll find some humor in these sink jokes!

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Funniest Sink Short Jokes

Short sink jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sink humour may include short sunken jokes also.

  1. My grandfather warned people that the titanic would sink No one listened, but he kept on warning them nonetheless until they got sick of him and kicked him out the movie theatre
  2. You can tell the gender of an ant by dropping it in water. If it sinks it's girl ant, If it floats it's boy ant.
  3. My grandpa warned people the Titanic would sink and no one listened. He kept warning them until they got sick of it and kicked him out of the theater.
  4. Did you know you can tell the gender of an ant by throwing it in water? If it sinks, girl ant. If it floats, buoyant.
  5. science fact - did you know you can find the gender of an ant by putting it in water? If it sinks, girl ant.
    If it floats, buoyant.
  6. My grandpa tried to warn everyone The Titanic was gonna sink. When everyone just ignored him, he yelled at them three more times, eventually they got irritated and kicked him out of the theater.
  7. How can you tell an ant's gender? 1. Get a glass full of water
    2. Throw the ant into the glass
    3. If it sinks, it's girl ant
    4. If it floats, it's boy ant
  8. The worst part about being a giraffe is having a lot of time to think about your mistakes when you're sinking into quicksand.
    Credit. The Joke cafe
  9. Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first? So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.
  10. How do you tell the difference between a boy ant and a girl ant? Drop the ant in a glass of water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant.
    If it floats, it's buoyant.

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Sink One Liners

Which sink one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sink? I can suggest the ones about slack and dock.

  1. An LGBQT cruising ship sinks in the middle of the ocean. Who survives? The flambuoyants.
  2. Sinks can't open doors. Let that sink in.
  3. I had to quit tap dancing. I kept falling in the sink.
  4. How does a non American frighten an American? Stick your hand down the sink.
  5. How do you sink the Polish navy? Put it in water
  6. what do you call 4 mexicans in a sinking boat? quatro cinqo
    ^im sorry
  7. A washbasin is trying to enter your house. Let that sink in.
    (Daniel Maier)
  8. How can north korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine? By how fast it sinks.
  9. what kind of music sinks to the bottom of the ocean Heavy rock
  10. The titanic was built to last...... let that sink in.
  11. The Titanic disaster happened 106 years ago today... Just let that sink in
  12. I'm great at signalling for help on a sinking ship.. Just got a flare for it.
  13. What do you call four Spaniards sinking in quicksand? quatro cinco
  14. What do you call a devil, that can't swim? Sin-king
  15. What kind of ship never sinks? A dictatorship.
    *sobs*

Kitchen Sink Jokes

Here is a list of funny kitchen sink jokes and even better kitchen sink puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • There's a kitchen appliance knocking at my door… I'll let that sink in.
  • Why do Crusaders need kitchen sinks? To wash their Saladin.
  • My wife wasn't too happy when I mentioned that our limited budget meant deciding between improving the kitchen plumbing or replacing the pool pump. Its either sink or swim.
  • Hey neighbour, the plumber is outside with your new kitchen basin, waiting for you to open the door. Let that sink in.
  • I ordered a new kitchen sink and by golly that thing grew legs and knocked on my door. Let that sink in.
  • Where is the safest place to be on a capsizing ship? (Worst joke ever) The Galley!
    Everything but the kitchen sinks.
    ^(I warned you)
  • People often leave their kitchen basin outside in winter.. Let that sink in.!
  • I used my opposite hand with the kitchen sink sprayer hose felt like someone else was doing the dishes
  • A man's house fell into the ocean and was almost completely submerged. He watched everything but the kitchen sink.
  • Life is all about perspective The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle!..to the lobsters...in the ships kitchen.

Bathroom Sink Jokes

Here is a list of funny bathroom sink jokes and even better bathroom sink puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Apple just announced a new line of hidden camera surveillance products, including a glass that sits on your bathroom sink. They're calling it The iCup.
  • Which bathroom appliance would be the worst life preserver? The sink.
  • There's a man on my doorstep delivering a replacement bathroom fixture right now. Let that sink in.
  • What is full of cracks and sinks? A public bathroom.
Sink joke, What is full of cracks and sinks?

Managed Sink Jokes

Here is a list of funny managed sink jokes and even better managed sink puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • My grandfather knew the Titanic would sink. So he warned everyone who would listen until the manager decided to kick him out of the movie theater.
Sink joke, My grandfather knew the Titanic would sink. So he warned everyone who would listen until the manager

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What funny jokes about sink you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean boat sank jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make sink prank.

So I checked into a low class hotel

I called the frontdesk and told him "I got a leak in my sink," he said "go ahead."

A whale tale

A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier. He said to the female whale, "Lets both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink. They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank. Soon however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of shore. The male was enraged that they were going to get away and told the female "lets swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore." At this point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant to follow him. "Look", she said, "I went along with the b**..., but I absolutely refuse to s**... the s**...."

How do you sink a polish ship?

you put it in the water

I was down by the Niagara River...

and I saw a Muslim extremist fall in!
He immediately started to sink.
Being a responsible Canadian, I contacted the provincial police and the RCMP right away! They didn't respond in time, and the Muslim man inevitably drowned...
I'm starting to think that I wasted two stamps.

Water p**...

When my three-year-old son opened the birthday gift from his grandmother, he discovered a water p**.... He squealed with delight and headed for the nearest sink.
I was not so pleased. I turned to Mom and said, ''I'm surprised at you. Don't you remember how we used to drive you crazy with water guns?''
Mom smiled and replied, ''Yes dear - I remember very well...''

Always on duty

A doctor has some trouble with the sink, on a public holiday. He calls the local plumber, only to be told it's his day off.
"But I get called out on my days off, too!" says the doctor, somewhat exasperated, and the plumber relents.
The plumber arrives, and glances over the sink, looking preoccupied. He mumbles something about golf, then hands the doctor a couple of aspirin and walks out, saying,
"Put these in. If it doesn't clear up in 24 hours, come and see me tomorrow."

I tried to be a tap dancer

but I kept falling in the sink!
(thank you, british uncle ken for that dry humor)

How do you know when you're staying in a h**... hotel?

When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink,"
and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."

One of my favourite jokes. Might take a minute to sink in...

I saw a guy having an epileptic fit in a nightclub. Everyone was just standing around watching, pointing at him and talking about it. "Look!! That guy's having a fit!!" etc...
I said "Why don't you take a picture? It'll last longer."

What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rooster?

The rooster clucks defiance. ^Let ^it ^sink ^in.

Three men are on a boat back to North America...

A Mexican, an American, and a Canadian are all heading back to their home countries after going on a vacation in Europe. Suddenly the boat starts to sink. The Canadian says, "The boat is too heavy, we need to get rid of some stuff." The Mexican says, "We already have too many of these in Mexico!" and he throws the tacos out of the boat. The Canadian says, "We already have too many of these in Canada!" and he throws all the maple syrup off the boat. The American says, "We already have too many of these in America!" and he throws the Mexican off the boat.
*apoligies for racism, I am not a racist person*

George Washington, George Bush, and Bill Clinton are on a boat.

The boat begins to sink.
George Washington stands up and valiently exclaims, "Save the Women!"
George Bush runs to the lifeboat, shouting, "Screw the women!"
bill clinton stands up and says excitedly, "Do we have time?"

I always appreciate a good pun, but never geographical ones

There's Norway I'd sink Oslo as that

A couple of whales.

A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier.

He said to the female whale, "Lets both swim under the same side of the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink." They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank.

Soon however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of shore.The male was enraged that they were going to get away and said to the female, "Lets swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore."

At this point, the male whale realized the female was becoming reluctant to follow him."What's the matter, Darling?"
"Look, Love," she said, "I went along with the b**..., but I absolutely refuse to s**... the s**...".

My favorite joke when I was a kid..

There are four men on a small boat: an Italian, Chinese, American and Mexican.
The boat is too heavy, and begins to sink. The American yells "quick, throw out whatever you have most of in your country!"
The Italian throws out pasta.
The Chinese throws out rice.
The Mexican throws out oranges.
The American throws out the mexican.

Two h**... got married.

On their wedding night, the h**... groom admitted that he was a v**... and didn't really know what to do.
The h**... bride, who was much experienced, just giggled and said, "Silly, you just take that thing you play with and put it where I pee." So he got up, grabbed his banjo and threw it in the sink.

What do you do when you see a ship c**... into an iceberg?

You let it sink in.

How can you tell when your wife has died?

The s**... is the same but the dishes start piling up in the sink.

What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

... Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

A boat in the Atlantic ocean was starting to sink...

... The captain gathered everyone and said "OK everyone, it looks like we are going down, does anyone know how to pray?" One of the ships crew members sitting in the back raises his hand and Hays "yes captain I know how to pray." The captain responds "OK well you start praying and everyone else put a life jacket on, we're short one jacket."
Another joke from my 95 year old grandpa.

A rabbi, a lawyer, and a priest are on a cruise ship as it starts to sink...

As chaos ensues and people are running around frantically, the three men huddle together and try to make a grave decision.
The rabbi says, "we must save the children!"
The lawyer says, "no, screw the children!"
Then the priest says, "do we really have time to screw the children?"

It's white, it's ceramic, and it taps on your door.

Let that sink in.

A German, a Russian, and a Syrian are in a life raft ...

The raft is slowly sinking and the 3 castaways are afraid it will sink before they are rescued, so they start looking around for things they can dispose of to lighten the load.
The Russian takes a case of fine v**..., throws it overboard and says, "We have plenty of that in my country."
Seeing the Russian's generous gesture, the Syrian takes a bag of fine hibiscus tea, throws it overboard and says, "We have plenty in my country."
Finally, the German, seeing that it is his turn, throws the Syrian overboard and says, "We have plenty of those in my country."

Why's the sink depressed?

It's been feeling drained

A catholic priest, Baptist minister, and a rabbi are on a cruise ship

When the ship begins to sink. They are making their way to the life boats when they notice that there are a bunch of un-escorted kids standing there. The Baptist minster says to the others, "what about the children?"
The rabbi says,"f**... the children."
The catholic priest asks, "do we have time for that?"

My company put me up in the cheapest hotel...

I called down to the front desk and said "I've got a leak in my sink."
They said "Go ahead."

How do you sink a French battleship?

Put it in water.

What do you do when a sink walks up to your house?

Let that sink in....

The Titanic weighed about 52 tons...

I'm gonna let that sink in

Trump, Putin, and Kim Jong Un are walking through the jungle

They all trip and fall into a pit of quicksand. A sign next to the pit reads, "the more you lie, the faster you sink." Kim Jong Un is up to his neck, and Putin is at his waist. Trump appears to be perfectly calm and not sinking at all. Putin asks how this is possible. Trump replies, "I'll be alright. I'm standing on Sean Spicer."

Right before colliding with an iceberg...

The captain of the Titanic got ready to make an announcement:
"Good evening ladies and gentlemen. Fun fact, this ship weighs about 52 thousand kilograms. I'm gonna let that sink in..."

Ever heard of an Irish bath?

An Irish bath is when you stand at the sink and just wash your armpits. Some people call it a Gypsy bath, or an Italian shower. A French bath is when you just douse yourself in cologne.
Whatever you call it, it's all just ethnic cleansing.

TIL the Titanic was scheduled to have an evacuation drill the same day it sank but was canceled by the captain.

Now let that sink in.

When you think about it, technically all Australian submarines are down under.

.............I'll let that sink in.

My dwarf girlfriend has been a bit down recently because people keep remarking on her size

... So to cheer her up when she gets home from work, I've got her flowers, chocolates, wine and I'm going to run her a nice hot sink.

My grandpa knew the Titanic was going to sink. He said it loudly countless times...

Then he got kicked out of the theater.

My grandfather predicted that the Titanic would sink.

He tried to warn everyone that it was going to sink, but the fools wouldn't listen. Being the good man that he was, he kept on urging people to heed his warning, right up until he was escorted out of the movie theatre by security.

My great-grandfather knew that Titanic would sink and tried to alert people 3 times

The third time, he was expelled from the movie theater.

Wife: "Why are the dishes still in the sink?"

Husband: "Because if I let them soak for long enough, getting them clean will be effortless.
 
\**Wife rolls eyes*\*
 
Wife: "Oh forget it. I'll do it myself."
 
\**Wife goes to wash the dishes*\*
 
Husband (under his breath): "See? Effortless."

My grandfather saw the Titanic and he warned everyone that it would sink, but no one listened

He told people a few more times and then he was kicked out of the cinema

What was the very last thing the dedicated German therapist told his patients on the Titanic?

"Sink Positively!"

What's the difference between where you pour dirty water and The Rock?

One's the the bottom of a sink and the other's a Dwayne.

I'd make a joke about quick sand...

However, it'd probably take a while to sink in.

Why don't gay cruises sink?

They're too flambuoyant

Do you know how you can find out the gender of an ant?

If you put it in the water and the ant sinks, it's a girl ant. However if it doesn't sink, it's buoyant.

My great grandfather got to see the Titanic

He told everyone it would sink, no one believed him. He said it again, they shut him up. For the last time, he warned everyone that it would sink. They have had enough and he got kicked out of the movie theatre.

Fun fact:

No matter how much you try to prevent it, one day you may wake up with a large washbasin knocking on your door.
Just let that sink in.

Mafia informants are like good eggs.

They sink right to the bottom.

A lawyer, a priest and a doctor are all on a ship filled with children and it begins to sink.

They all jump into the life boats, but due to the weight, the life boats start sinking as well.
The doctor exclaims Save the children! And begins to jump out of the lifeboat.
The lawyer grabs the doctor and pulls him back stating Screw the children!
The priest says Do we have time?

A big porcelain basin was demanding entry to our house.

Let that sink in.

Did you know over 1 million wash basins are confiscated at the border every year for no reason?

Let that sink in...

How ungrateful people are

My grandfather tried to warn everyone that the Titanic was going to sink. Besides not believing in him, they also expelled him from the movie theater!

What did the captain if the Titanic do when he found out the ship hit an iceberg?

He let it sink in.

My grandfather warned the people that the Titanic would sink.......

No one listened, but he kept on warning them nonetheless until they got sick of him and kicked him out the movie theatre.

The other day a mysterious package appeared on my doorstep.

Upon further inspection, I realized it was a large bowl-shaped object with two knobs that controlled the outflow of a liquid. I stood on the doorstep and yelled to my wife to come and look. She told me she had ordered it for the bathroom.
Let that sink in.

My grandpa kept telling people that the Titanic was going to sink. They ignored him.

Eventually, they needed to throw him out the cinema.

My grandad predicted that the Titanic would sink

He went to great pains to try and alert everyone. Sadly no one would listen. He told people in authority, middle-management and even the every-day punters who bought tickets. He was silenced from every corner in spite of all the evidence he put forward. Eventually he was forcibly removed from the cinema.

When my three-year-old son opened the birthday gift from hisgrandmother,

he discovered a water p**.... He squealed with delight andheaded for the nearest sink.
I was not so pleased. I turned to Mom and said, "I'm surprised at you. Don't you remember how we used to drive you crazy with waterguns?"
Mom smiled and then replied....."I remember."

There were two men in a prison in the USSR.

One asked the other: Why are you here?
The other answers: Political reasons.
He asks another question: What political reasons?
The other prisoner answers: I am a plumber, and I got called in to the party committee to fix their sink. And they asked what was the problem and I said: "The whole system is rotten, everything must be replaced!"

A company made toy Titanics, but they weren't meant to be used in bathtubs.

They were made for the sink.

Jesus and the woman taken in adultery

The crowd is about to stone her, but Jesus steps in front of them and says "Verily, the one who is among you that is without sin may cast the first stone!"
All of them let their hand sink, bow their heads in shame. There suddenly, from the back, a stone comes flying, hitting the woman squarely in the face. Furiously, Jesus storms through the crowd to see who dared to, who thinks himself to be without sin. He finds the thrower, grimaces and stomps his feet.
"Stop doing this! You always do that, always you have to embarrass me in front of my friends, MOM!"

You heard a tap at the door.

Let that sink in.

A couple of outdoorsmen were on a lake in their kayak when they started getting cold. But when they lit a fire in their craft it immediately began to sink, proving once and for all that...

...you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

My Grandfather saw the Titanic. He shouted loudly to all within earshot "that ship is going to sink!". He was ignored. But he kept it up "Mark my words. That ship will sink on her maiden voyage!"

Eventually the ushers threw him out of the theater.

My Grandad knew that The Titanic was going to sink.

He told every man, woman and child that the ship was going to sink.
They hushed him up.
He shouted "The ship is going to hit an iceberg and sink"
Stiĺl they tried to silence him.
He shouted even louder, "THE TITANIC IS GOING TO HIT A ICEBERG AND SINK!"
That was it! He'd been warned, so they threw him out of the cinema.

What was Elvis's last greatest hit?

His head on the corner of the sink.

A wife calls her husband.

"The plumber is gonna come in 7, to fix the clogged sink."
"Oh no. You think he's still angry at me from the last time?"
"What happened last time?"
"He said he's here to replace the toilet. So I p**... on him"

If your body was the size of the Atlantic ocean, your red blood cells would be the size of the Titanic

Let that sink in

100% of sinks get refused entry to bars....

Let that sink in.

Three automobile managers at the u**...

The first goes to the sink and dries his hands with so many paper towels that not even the smallest droplet remains. "At Opel, we learn to be extremely thorough," he says.
The second uses only one towel for this and remarks: "At BMW, we also learn to be extremely efficient."
The third walks past the sink and says, "At Daimler, we don't p**... all over our hands!"

Sink joke, Three automobile managers at the u**...

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