Sink Jokes
128 sink jokes and hilarious sink puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sink that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Enjoy a laugh with these hilarious kitchen sink jokes! From clogged sinks to cats in sinks, find out why there's always something funny about the sink! Whether you're trying to sink faster than your tub or you're plunging a broken sink, you'll find some humor in these sink jokes!
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Short sink jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sink humour may include short slack jokes also.
- My grandfather warned people that the titanic would sink No one listened, but he kept on warning them nonetheless until they got sick of him and kicked him out the movie theatre
- You can tell the gender of an ant by dropping it in water. If it sinks it's girl ant, If it floats it's boy ant.
- The worst part about being a giraffe is having a lot of time to think about your mistakes when you're sinking into quicksand.
Credit. The Joke cafe - How do you tell the difference between a boy ant and a girl ant? Drop the ant in a glass of water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant.
If it floats, it's buoyant. - A man is standing on the bow of the Titanic as it is sinking, holding a glass of whiskey. He says: "I asked for ice, but this is ridiculous"
- How ungrateful people are My grandfather tried to warn everyone that the Titanic was going to sink. Besides not believing in him, they also expelled him from the movie theater!
- A company made toy Titanics, but they weren't meant to be used in bathtubs. They were made for the sink.
- What's the difference between a toilet and a sink? If you dont know you are not allowed at my house.
- Unintentional joke from a 2 and a half year old: Oh no, I'm falling in the sink!
I'm sinking! - Chore time at the house. My daughter was freaking out at the sight of the plates, cups, bowls, et cetera stacked in the sink. I looked at her reassuringly and told her… Dishes not the time to panic.
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Sink One Liners
Which sink one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sink? I can suggest the ones about dock and boat sank.
- An LGBQT cruising ship sinks in the middle of the ocean. Who survives? The flambuoyants.
- Sinks can't open doors. Let that sink in.
- I had to quit tap dancing. I kept falling in the sink.
- what do you call 4 mexicans in a sinking boat? quatro cinqo
^im sorry - A washbasin is trying to enter your house. Let that sink in.
(Daniel Maier) - How can north korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine? By how fast it sinks.
- what kind of music sinks to the bottom of the ocean Heavy rock
- The titanic was built to last...... let that sink in.
- The Titanic disaster happened 106 years ago today... Just let that sink in
- I'm great at signalling for help on a sinking ship.. Just got a flare for it.
- What do you call a devil, that can't swim? Sin-king
- What kind of ship never sinks? A dictatorship.
*sobs* - Why did the boat know it had a leak? That sinking feeling...
- Mafia informants are like good eggs. They sink right to the bottom.
- I'd make a joke about quick sand... However, it'd probably take a while to sink in.
Kitchen Sink Jokes
Here is a list of funny kitchen sink jokes and even better kitchen sink puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- There's a kitchen appliance knocking at my door… I'll let that sink in.
- My wife wasn't too happy when I mentioned that our limited budget meant deciding between improving the kitchen plumbing or replacing the pool pump. Its either sink or swim.
- Hey neighbour, the plumber is outside with your new kitchen basin, waiting for you to open the door. Let that sink in.
- I ordered a new kitchen sink and by golly that thing grew legs and knocked on my door. Let that sink in.
- Where is the safest place to be on a capsizing ship? (Worst joke ever) The Galley!
Everything but the kitchen sinks.
^(I warned you) - People often leave their kitchen basin outside in winter.. Let that sink in.!
- I used my opposite hand with the kitchen sink sprayer hose felt like someone else was doing the dishes
- A man's house fell into the ocean and was almost completely submerged. He watched everything but the kitchen sink.
- Life is all about perspective The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle!..to the lobsters...in the ships kitchen.
- I was packing up for vacation When my wife yelled from down stairs "YOU BETTER NOT BE TAKING EVERYTHING BUT THE KITCHEN SINK". I yelled back "thanks for reminding me i will go get the wrench"
Bathroom Sink Jokes
Here is a list of funny bathroom sink jokes and even better bathroom sink puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Apple just announced a new line of hidden camera surveillance products, including a glass that sits on your bathroom sink. They're calling it The iCup.
- Which bathroom appliance would be the worst life preserver? The sink.
- There's a man on my doorstep delivering a replacement bathroom fixture right now. Let that sink in.
- What is full of cracks and sinks? A public bathroom.
Laughter Sink Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity
What funny jokes about sink you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean slug jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sink pranks.
I don't care about your opinion, left will always be cozy and warm and right will always be cold and bitter
That's how the sink works
So I checked into a low class hotel
I called the frontdesk and told him "I got a leak in my sink," he said "go ahead."
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A whale tale
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier. He said to the female whale, "Lets both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink. They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank. Soon however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of shore. The male was enraged that they were going to get away and told the female "lets swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore." At this point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant to follow him. "Look", she said, "I went along with the b**..., but I absolutely refuse to s**... the s**...."
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How do you sink a polish ship?
you put it in the water
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I was down by the Niagara River...
and I saw a Muslim extremist fall in!
He immediately started to sink.
Being a responsible Canadian, I contacted the provincial police and the RCMP right away! They didn't respond in time, and the Muslim man inevitably drowned...
I'm starting to think that I wasted two stamps.
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Water p**...
When my three-year-old son opened the birthday gift from his grandmother, he discovered a water p**.... He squealed with delight and headed for the nearest sink.
I was not so pleased. I turned to Mom and said, ''I'm surprised at you. Don't you remember how we used to drive you crazy with water guns?''
Mom smiled and replied, ''Yes dear - I remember very well...''
Always on duty
A doctor has some trouble with the sink, on a public holiday. He calls the local plumber, only to be told it's his day off.
"But I get called out on my days off, too!" says the doctor, somewhat exasperated, and the plumber relents.
The plumber arrives, and glances over the sink, looking preoccupied. He mumbles something about golf, then hands the doctor a couple of aspirin and walks out, saying,
"Put these in. If it doesn't clear up in 24 hours, come and see me tomorrow."
I tried to be a tap dancer
but I kept falling in the sink!
(thank you, british uncle ken for that dry humor)
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How do you know when you're staying in a h**... hotel?
When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink,"
and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."
What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?
"I think we're in sink."
One of my favourite jokes. Might take a minute to sink in...
I saw a guy having an epileptic fit in a nightclub. Everyone was just standing around watching, pointing at him and talking about it. "Look!! That guy's having a fit!!" etc...
I said "Why don't you take a picture? It'll last longer."
What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rooster?
The rooster clucks defiance. ^Let ^it ^sink ^in.
Three men are on a boat back to North America...
A Mexican, an American, and a Canadian are all heading back to their home countries after going on a vacation in Europe. Suddenly the boat starts to sink. The Canadian says, "The boat is too heavy, we need to get rid of some stuff." The Mexican says, "We already have too many of these in Mexico!" and he throws the tacos out of the boat. The Canadian says, "We already have too many of these in Canada!" and he throws all the maple syrup off the boat. The American says, "We already have too many of these in America!" and he throws the Mexican off the boat.
*apoligies for racism, I am not a racist person*
George Washington, George Bush, and Bill Clinton are on a boat.
The boat begins to sink.
George Washington stands up and valiently exclaims, "Save the Women!"
George Bush runs to the lifeboat, shouting, "Screw the women!"
bill clinton stands up and says excitedly, "Do we have time?"
I always appreciate a good pun, but never geographical ones
There's Norway I'd sink Oslo as that
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A couple of whales.
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier.
He said to the female whale, "Lets both swim under the same side of the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink." They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank.
Soon however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of shore.The male was enraged that they were going to get away and said to the female, "Lets swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore."
At this point, the male whale realized the female was becoming reluctant to follow him."What's the matter, Darling?"
"Look, Love," she said, "I went along with the b**..., but I absolutely refuse to s**... the s**...".
My favorite joke when I was a kid..
There are four men on a small boat: an Italian, Chinese, American and Mexican.
The boat is too heavy, and begins to sink. The American yells "quick, throw out whatever you have most of in your country!"
The Italian throws out pasta.
The Chinese throws out rice.
The Mexican throws out oranges.
The American throws out the mexican.
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Two h**... got married.
On their wedding night, the h**... groom admitted that he was a v**... and didn't really know what to do.
The h**... bride, who was much experienced, just giggled and said, "Silly, you just take that thing you play with and put it where I pee." So he got up, grabbed his banjo and threw it in the sink.
A boat in the Atlantic ocean was starting to sink...
... The captain gathered everyone and said "OK everyone, it looks like we are going down, does anyone know how to pray?" One of the ships crew members sitting in the back raises his hand and Hays "yes captain I know how to pray." The captain responds "OK well you start praying and everyone else put a life jacket on, we're short one jacket."
Another joke from my 95 year old grandpa.
It's white, it's ceramic, and it taps on your door.
Let that sink in.
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A German, a Russian, and a Syrian are in a life raft ...
The raft is slowly sinking and the 3 castaways are afraid it will sink before they are rescued, so they start looking around for things they can dispose of to lighten the load.
The Russian takes a case of fine v**..., throws it overboard and says, "We have plenty of that in my country."
Seeing the Russian's generous gesture, the Syrian takes a bag of fine hibiscus tea, throws it overboard and says, "We have plenty in my country."
Finally, the German, seeing that it is his turn, throws the Syrian overboard and says, "We have plenty of those in my country."
Why's the sink depressed?
It's been feeling drained
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A catholic priest, Baptist minister, and a rabbi are on a cruise ship
When the ship begins to sink. They are making their way to the life boats when they notice that there are a bunch of un-escorted kids standing there. The Baptist minster says to the others, "what about the children?"
The rabbi says,"f**... the children."
The catholic priest asks, "do we have time for that?"
They're watching...
I was in my bathroom earlier and I heard weird noises coming from the sink.
Then, I walked to the upstairs window and noticed a man dressed in an all black suit with black shades, suspiciously walking around outside in the car park.
Beginning to think that someone might be phoning my taps.
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How do you sink a French battleship?
Put it in water.
What did the 9 year old girl say to her swimming instructor?
Will I really sink if you take your fingers out?
What do you do when a sink walks up to your house?
Let that sink in....
The Titanic weighed about 52 tons...
I'm gonna let that sink in
Trump, Putin, and Kim Jong Un are walking through the jungle
They all trip and fall into a pit of quicksand. A sign next to the pit reads, "the more you lie, the faster you sink." Kim Jong Un is up to his neck, and Putin is at his waist. Trump appears to be perfectly calm and not sinking at all. Putin asks how this is possible. Trump replies, "I'll be alright. I'm standing on Sean Spicer."
Titantic is the 2nd highest grossing movie in Japan.
Guess since they couldn't sink Pearl Harbor, they went for the next best thing.
Right before colliding with an iceberg...
The captain of the Titanic got ready to make an announcement:
"Good evening ladies and gentlemen. Fun fact, this ship weighs about 52 thousand kilograms. I'm gonna let that sink in..."
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Ever heard of an Irish bath?
An Irish bath is when you stand at the sink and just wash your armpits. Some people call it a Gypsy bath, or an Italian shower. A French bath is when you just douse yourself in cologne.
Whatever you call it, it's all just ethnic cleansing.
TIL the Titanic was scheduled to have an evacuation drill the same day it sank but was canceled by the captain.
Now let that sink in.
When you think about it, technically all Australian submarines are down under.
.............I'll let that sink in.
What did the sponge say to the sink?
Water you doing?
My dwarf girlfriend has been a bit down recently because people keep remarking on her size
... So to cheer her up when she gets home from work, I've got her flowers, chocolates, wine and I'm going to run her a nice hot sink.
My grandfather predicted that the Titanic would sink.
He tried to warn everyone that it was going to sink, but the fools wouldn't listen. Being the good man that he was, he kept on urging people to heed his warning, right up until he was escorted out of the movie theatre by security.
[meta*] surprising new science shows that the way humans understand jokes can be acurately modelled by fluid dynamics
let that sink in.
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Wife: "Why are the dishes still in the sink?"
Husband: "Because if I let them soak for long enough, getting them clean will be effortless.
\**Wife rolls eyes*\*
Wife: "Oh forget it. I'll do it myself."
\**Wife goes to wash the dishes*\*
Husband (under his breath): "See? Effortless."
I was woken up by the mailman trying to deliver a washbasin today.
Let that sink in.
What was the very last thing the dedicated German therapist told his patients on the Titanic?
"Sink Positively!"
What's the difference between where you pour dirty water and The Rock?
One's the the bottom of a sink and the other's a Dwayne.
Did you know, it took 2 hours and 40 minutes for the Titantic to submerge underwater?
Let that sink in.
Shaq recently bought a boat and named it "Free Throw".
He'll never sink it.
Why were the Vikings such good sailors?
You can lead a Norse to water but you can't make him sink.
On a river rafting trip in Egypt, a couple began to sink. The husband urged his wife to swim to safety before the water got too deep, but she refused to believe she was in any danger.
She was too deep in de Nile.
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Super Dave Seinfeld Joke
A woman is vary afraid of the size of her opening, so she goes to her mother asking what I'm going to do ...
I'm so big down there when I merry my man he's going to divorce me !
Mother says: Don't worry sweetheart, do what i do when i married your father, go to the market, get some raw liver and put it down there and he will never know the difference !
So she does that and had 8 hours of s**... after her marriage. The morning after she wakes up she found a note from her husband under the pillow.
The note says: I love you darling, my heart beaten so hard last night I was afraid I was going to wake you up. Now I'm going to work so I can buy you a house, a car and all the stuff you want ! I can't wait to see you again after work !
P.S. - YOUR c**... IS IN THE SINK !
Fun fact:
No matter how much you try to prevent it, one day you may wake up with a large washbasin knocking on your door.
Just let that sink in.
My wife is so immature
My wife is so immature. I'm at home in the bath and she'd come in whenever she felt like it and sink all my boats.
A lawyer, a priest and a doctor are all on a ship filled with children and it begins to sink.
They all jump into the life boats, but due to the weight, the life boats start sinking as well.
The doctor exclaims Save the children! And begins to jump out of the lifeboat.
The lawyer grabs the doctor and pulls him back stating Screw the children!
The priest says Do we have time?
(Old joke alert - be gentle.)
So, a guy sees this girl home after a date.
She says
\- Do you want to come in? You'll have to be very quiet, my parents are upstairs.
\- Sure
So they go in to the sitting room, get on the couch, and start smooching.
The guy says
\- Sorry, I need to use your bathroom.
\- The bathroom is upstairs, and you might wake my parents. Can you go in the kitchen sink?
\- OK
Couple of minutes later, guy walks back in
\- Any paper?
A big porcelain basin was demanding entry to our house.
Let that sink in.
Some moisturising lotion takes as long as 60 seconds to be absorbed into your skin
Just let that sink in for a minute
Why did the titanic sink?
It's safety only scratched the tip of the iceberg
Why does a girl ant sink in water?
Because she's not buoyant.
Did you know over 1 million wash basins are confiscated at the border every year for no reason?
Let that sink in...
What did the captain if the Titanic do when he found out the ship hit an iceberg?
He let it sink in.
The other day a mysterious package appeared on my doorstep.
Upon further inspection, I realized it was a large bowl-shaped object with two knobs that controlled the outflow of a liquid. I stood on the doorstep and yelled to my wife to come and look. She told me she had ordered it for the bathroom.
Let that sink in.
Was watching Netflix with my friend when the new sink I ordered finally reached my house.
So I said to him, "I'm going to pause to let that sink in".
There were two men in a prison in the USSR.
One asked the other: Why are you here?
The other answers: Political reasons.
He asks another question: What political reasons?
The other prisoner answers: I am a plumber, and I got called in to the party committee to fix their sink. And they asked what was the problem and I said: "The whole system is rotten, everything must be replaced!"
Jesus and the woman taken in adultery
The crowd is about to stone her, but Jesus steps in front of them and says "Verily, the one who is among you that is without sin may cast the first stone!"
All of them let their hand sink, bow their heads in shame. There suddenly, from the back, a stone comes flying, hitting the woman squarely in the face. Furiously, Jesus storms through the crowd to see who dared to, who thinks himself to be without sin. He finds the thrower, grimaces and stomps his feet.
"Stop doing this! You always do that, always you have to embarrass me in front of my friends, MOM!"
You heard a tap at the door.
Let that sink in.
My mate from Newcastle told me he was good at flirting,
so I pushed him in the river but he started to sink...
What was Elvis's last greatest hit?
His head on the corner of the sink.
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A wife calls her husband.
"The plumber is gonna come in 7, to fix the clogged sink."
"Oh no. You think he's still angry at me from the last time?"
"What happened last time?"
"He said he's here to replace the toilet. So I p**... on him"
If your body was the size of the Atlantic ocean, your red blood cells would be the size of the Titanic
Let that sink in
my wife was so immature..
i'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink all my boats
Does butter sink or float?
Neither, Butterflies
100% of sinks get refused entry to bars....
Let that sink in.
