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Short sings jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sings humour may include short singing jokes also.

  1. My laptop was making funny noises today, it sounded like it was singing... Probably because it's a Dell
  2. I just got kicked out of karaoke night for singing "Danger Zone" six times in a row… They said I exceeded my maximum number of Loggins attempts…
  3. My wife threatened to leave me because I wouldnt stop singing "I'm a believer". I thought she was joking And then I saw her face...
  4. Businessman: How much will it cost to buy a large singing group? I need one for a party. Lady: Do you mean a choir?
    Businessman: Okay, fine. How much does it cost to acquire a large singing group?
  5. A Genie once granted me one wish, so I said I just want to be happy . So now I'm living in a little cottage with 6 dwarfs, working in a mine and singing ?'Whistle while you work…….' ?
  6. My urge to sing "The lion Sleeps Tonight" is just a whim away a whim away, a whim away, a whim away
  7. At any given time, the urge to sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" is just a whim away... A whim away, a whim away.
  8. What is the name of a rock group that has four members yet none of them sing? Mount Rushmore
  9. If we're saying Amen and Awomen now... Are we going to start having to sing hymns and herns?
  10. Congratulations to Tu Youyou on winning the Nobel Prize in medicine and for being the most confusing person to sing Happy Birthday to.

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Which sings one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sings? I can suggest the ones about singer and sang.

  1. What rock group has four men that don't sing? Mount Rushmore.
  2. The urge to sing The Lion Sleeps Tonight is always just a whim away Aweem away
  3. My wife asked if I could stop singing 'Wonderwall' I said maybe
  4. My girlfriend begged me to stop singing Wonderwall... I said maybe.
  5. What do you call a singing laptop? A Dell
  6. What do you call a pod of singing killer whales? An orcapella group
  7. Which rock group has 4 men that can't sing? Mount Rushmore
  8. Nothing beats a beautiful woman that can also sing Well, except Chris Brown.
  9. My wife asked me to please quit singing Wonderwall in the shower I said maybe.
  10. What rock group has 4 guys who don't sing? Mount Rushmore...
  11. My wife asked me to stop singing Wonderwall I said maybe.
  12. Are Christian's allowed to sing eminem in church? Or do their Psalms get sweaty?
  13. How do you get a football player to stop resisting arrest? Sing the national anthem
  14. What computer monitor sings the best? A Dell.
  15. Why do people say amen instead of awomen at church? Because they sing hymns, not hers.

Sings Happy Jokes

Here is a list of funny sings happy jokes and even better sings happy puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • All 8 planets are singing Happy Birthday to the Sun and it sounds terrible. Everyone turns to Earth and Earth says, "don't look at me, I'm not flat"
  • Only one man is happy about what's going on in Texas. George Strait.
    I can just picture him watching the news while singing "All my ex's live in Texas".
  • What do you sing at a twins bat mitzvah? Happy birthday two Jews
  • How many redditors does it take to change a lightbulb? Enough to sing happy cake day!
  • What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day? God save the kin.
  • Important copyright notice Remember, if you sing "Happy Birthday" to the Queen, it is still *not* royalty-free.
  • What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?
    "Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo."
  • I had the worst audience participation at my concert That's the last time I sing If You're Happy and You Know It at a depression treatment facility.
  • A blind comedian goes to a hospital to do a gig. He notices no one is laughing at his act, but he continues singing, If you're happy and you know it...
    The room was full of arm amputees.
  • What summer vacation destination makes a pet bird sing for joy? The Canary Islands!
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What funny jokes about sings you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sung jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sings pranks.

What kind of PC sings really well?

A Dell

So last year I started a tradition, I carry a pebble and throw it at anyone who sings Christmas songs before December....

I call it my Jingle Bell Rock.

[Scottish]What's the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney?

Bing sings, and Walt disnae.

What's green and sings?

Elvis Parsley

What's the difference between m**... Jagger and a Scottish Highlander?

m**... Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud . . ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

What do you call someone who sings about mints?

A "Minstrel".

Wife sings and husband gets out!

Wife: Why do you go out in the balcony, when I start singing.
Husband: Because the people would think I am beating you!!

A man is cheating

on his wife, Lorraine. His lover is a girl named Clearly. His wife suspects him of cheating so she is always keeping a close eye on him. He knows that she is always watching so he never gets a chance to be with Clearly. One day, Lorraine had a heart attack and died. At her f**..., the man sings: "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."

What do you call an Elf that sings?

A wrapper!
Merry Christmas.
I hope you got what you wished for. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

What do you call a 2000 pound spanish toilet that sings?

El Ton John

Did you hear the one about the Irish boomerang ?

It doesn't come back .............. it just sings about how much it wants to.

They say it ain't over until the fat lady sings.

No wonder Feminist can't start things

What is born skinless, flies wingless and sings until it dies?

A f**....
*dedicated to my dear departed Grandfather who told me this joke almost 40 years ago when I was a kid.*

What is large, grey and sings great jazz songs?

Elephants Gerald

Why is there echo every time Bono sings?

Because he's close to The Edge

Man cheats clearly

A man cheats on his girlfriend Lorraine with a woman named Clearly. Lorraine dies suddenly.
At the f**..., the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."

Where can you buy freshly cut meats and cheeses while a British woman sings to you


TIL Every animal has its own specific mating call

A bird sings, a frog croaks, a badger clickets, a grasshopper chirps, a deer croons, and I beg.

What do you call a search engine that sings Christmas songs?

Michael googlé.

My sister asked me who sings the 'Black Beatles' song [OC]

I told her probably John Melanin.

Me, neighbor and cops are making a band

I play electric guitar, Cops are playing drums on the door and neighbor sings outside the window.

Do you know who sings S.O.Y.?

It's Ed Vegan.

Did you hear about the breed of Italian cats that sings songs of gratitude?

Apparently, they're called the Ariagatto.

What do you call a computer that sings?


Did you hear that Taylor Swift stopped singing songs about herself?

She sings all about it in her new hit song.

The Chili's theme song from the late nineties would make a far better anthem for the 'Amber Alert'.

*sings* I want my baby back, baby back, baby back...

Kristen Bell sings 'Frozen' songs to evacuees

I would have chosen "Gone with the Wind" soundtrack

What do you call a fake field that sings alone?

False meadow.

How does a beetle serenade his girlfriend?

He sings "I've got you under my chitin".

What do you call a dog that sings?

Kelly Barckson.
(Am Belgian, sorry if this joke already existed. Came up with it while watching the Graham Norton show where she performed last week.)

A guy goes into a restaurant for breakfast at Christmas time.

After looking over the menu he orders eggs Benedict. When his breakfast arrives, it's served on a big shiny hubcap. He asks the waiter,"Whats with the hubcap?" The waiter sings, "There's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise!"

Yo mama so fat

When she sings.. it's over.

What do you call an herb that sings?

Elvis Parsley.

Sam went into Samsung store

Sam went into a Samsung store where he was told that he could win a brand new phone if he sings them a song. What did Sam do?
Sam sung.

Have you guys heard about the irish boomerang?

it never returns but it constantly sings songs about how it wants to.

What do you call a bunny that sings supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?

Mary Hoppins
By the way, not to brag, but I got that spelling right without Googling

A group of professors are on a plane.

A group of professors are on a plane as an experiment. They were told that the plane was made by their students. Naturally everyone panicked, their students were not the brightest people. However there was one professor who did not show any sings of fear. When they asked him why he replied "how can i be worried if the plane won't even take off."

Do you know what laptop sings the best?

A dell

I'm in a Ska band that only sings about fatherhood.

We're called Dadness.

I saw a lonely young man sitting at the bar

He was softly singing to himself *21 today, 21 today*.
Feeling sorry for the lad I bought him a beer.
With a smile and a nod of the head he sings *22 today, 22 today*!

What do you call an egg that sings?


What do you hear when a crazy person sings?

Looney tunes.

Justin Timberlake is bad at geography

He sings this song, "Crimea River", but I checked, and Crimea is a peninsula, not a river.

Why is the rooster France's national emblem?

It's the only bird that still sings when it's standing on a s**... pile.
Happy Bastille Day!

Which computer sings the best?

A dell

When my wife sings...

Whenever my wife starts singing, i go outside so that my neighbors don't think that I'm hitting her.

Did you hear the one about the Irish boomerang ?

It doesn't come back, it just sings about how much it wants to !

What bird never sings the lyrics to a song?

A hummingbird.

Why do we say Amen at the end of a prayer and not Awomen?

Because we sings Hymns and not Hers.

Elsa was complaining to her friend about a boy from their class.

He's pretty creepy. He knows so many dirty songs! , she said.
And he sings them around you? , her friend asked.
No, but he whistles them.

Ray Charles went to the doctor.

Doctor said, "I got good news and bad news. Which would you like first?"
Ray says, "Give me the bad."
Doctor says, "Well Mr. Charles because of your diabetes we have to amputate your left leg."
Ray, "d**.... Well what's the good news?"
Doctor clears his t**... and sings, "Uh huh, uh huh, you got the right one baby!"

Sings joke, Ray Charles went to the doctor.

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