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Funniest Sings Happy Short Jokes

Short sings happy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sings happy humour may include short sings jokes also.

  1. A Genie once granted me one wish, so I said I just want to be happy . So now I'm living in a little cottage with 6 dwarfs, working in a mine and singing ?'Whistle while you work…….' ?
  2. Congratulations to Tu Youyou on winning the Nobel Prize in medicine and for being the most confusing person to sing Happy Birthday to.
  3. All 8 planets are singing Happy Birthday to the Sun and it sounds terrible. Everyone turns to Earth and Earth says, "don't look at me, I'm not flat"
  4. Only one man is happy about what's going on in Texas. George Strait.
    I can just picture him watching the news while singing "All my ex's live in Texas".
  5. Important copyright notice Remember, if you sing "Happy Birthday" to the Queen, it is still *not* royalty-free.
  6. What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?
    "
    Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo."
  7. I had the worst audience participation at my concert That's the last time I sing If You're Happy and You Know It at a depression treatment facility.
  8. A blind comedian goes to a hospital to do a gig. He notices no one is laughing at his act, but he continues singing, If you're happy and you know it...
    The room was full of arm amputees.
  9. Why is the rooster France's national emblem? It's the only bird that still sings when it's standing on a s**... pile.
    Happy Bastille Day!

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Sings Happy One Liners

Which sings happy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sings happy? I can suggest the ones about singing christmas and happy sad.

  1. What do you sing at a twins bat mitzvah? Happy birthday two Jews
  2. How many redditors does it take to change a lightbulb? Enough to sing happy cake day!
  3. What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day? God save the kin.
  4. What summer vacation destination makes a pet bird sing for joy? The Canary Islands!

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about sings happy can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of sings happy puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Hilarious Fun Sings Happy Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter

What funny jokes about sings happy you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean happy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make sings happy prank.

Happy father's day!

5 year old son after reading story of a king says to his mom:
Son: Mom, I also want 3 wives... one will cook, one will sing, one will bathe me
Mom: And which one will put you to sleep
Son: No mom, i will still sleep with you
Mom's eyes filled up with tears.
Mom: God bless you son. But who will sleep with your 3 wives?
Son: Let them sleep with daddy.
Daddy's eyes filled up with tears. God bless you son !
Happy Father's day!

First attempt at writing a joke!

I started a new job this week.
On my first day it was my co-worker Frank's birthday; we gathered around his desk to sing happy birthday and share a cake.
Just as we finished singing the office door slammed open.
In strides a creature: upper body of a man, lower body of a horse. He screams LOOK AT ME EVERYBODY and proceeds to grab Frank's cake and gallop out of the office with it.
I was dumbfounded but my new colleagues just rolled their eyes: "oh thats just Bill" they said "always the Centaur of attention."

40 blondes decided to tour London in a double Decker bus

The ones up on the top were terrified while the ones on the bottom were singing and partying. Finally the tour guide went up to the top to ask why they weren't happy like the others. One of the blondes said, "that's easy for you to say, you have a driver!"

I said to this Blonde Girl, I bet you a b**... I can sing a song with your name in it, she said OK you are on, my name is Susan.

Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday dear Susan, Happy Birthday to You. You're the 14th Blonde I have sang to this week.

Three guys were traveling on a helicopter.

Suddenly, their engine stops and the chopper falls. The first guy hangs from the leg of the chopper. The second guy hangs from the first guys leg. The third guy hangs from the second guys pants.
As they were falling they agree to sing a last song. The first guy asks to sing and the other two agreed.
"If you're happy and you know it..."

Selfless until the end.

For Pontius Pilate's birthday, the Roman soldiers lined the street to his house with Jews nailed to crosses. Walking slowly, Pilate was admiring the gesture, when he spotted Jesus on the last cross... he was was muttering something. Pilot exclaimed "fetch me a ladder! if the King of the Jews has something to say, I want to hear it!" Reaching the top of the ladder, Pilate moves in close to hear Jesus in a dry, half-audible voice, singing "Happy birthday to you..."

Three blondes and a brunette are hanging on the wing of an airplane in flight. The pilot tells them that they are too heavy and one of them has to get off or they will all die. After a minute, the blondes decide that the brunette should get off. "Okay, but I want these to be my last words," the brunette replies and begins to sing, "if you're happy and you know it clap your hands..."

Dad comes home from a long day at work

He goes to his child who is singing and dancing around the house
Dad: hey baby, why you so happy?
Child: nothing I was thinking about today
Dad: what happened today?
Child: i think mom was about to go to heaven
Dad: wait.... she was what? What you u mean?
Child: well I was sitting in my room and I could hear mum screaming oh my god, I'm coming, I'm coming so I ran to her room to help her but luckily the postman was already on top of her holding her down.

LPT: Drunk Husband, Happy Wife

I'll try to translate as good as i can:
After a long night of drinking a husband and father comes home and b**... out. In the morning he sees his wife and prepares for her being mad but she's all happy and smiling. So he asks his son if he remembers what happened yesterday. "I sure do. You rang the bell for a solid 5 Minutes, then you puked on the floor, went to bed singing Hallelujah and passed out." The husband wondered why his wife was not mad at all and asked if that's all that happened. His son replies: "Well after cleaning up Mum tried to t**... pants and you said: Stop it Lady! I am happily married!"

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