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20 singlehandedly jokes and hilarious singlehandedly puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about singlehandedly that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Singlehandedly Short Jokes

Short singlehandedly jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The singlehandedly humour may include short bone jokes also.

  1. During World War II, my grandpa single-handedly killed 30 German pilots. He was the crappiest mechanic the Luftwaffe ever recruited.
  2. By then end of my lifetime, I will have cause tens of thousands of ejaculations. Single-handedly.
  3. My granddad went to Vietnam and singlehandedly fought and injured 30 North Vietnamese. Next year, we are vacationing somewhere else.
  4. I guess you could say Luke Skywalker single-handedly defeated the empire. I told this joke to someone in a dream, and when I woke up I realized it was actually funny.
  5. My son just told me the school security guard got fired and the new one has only one arm. He asked, "How will he be able to break up fights with only one arm?" I replied, "Single-handedly."
  6. Best amputation jokes? Friend has bone cancer, may be getting an arm amputated. We have run "I'd give my left arm" and "Single-handedly" puns into the ground, and we need more amputation jokes.
  7. Pornhub has managed to take over the adult video industry... And they've done it single-handedly!
  8. Why did a company employ a person with a single arm instead of someone with both arms? Because the guy with one arm can do everything single-handedly
  9. My Friend who just dislocated his arm won a basketball 1v1. How did win it? He won it *single-handedly*
  10. Trump is single-handedly bringing down America. Actually, I take it back.
    With hands that small, he'd have to use them both.

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Singlehandedly One Liners

Which singlehandedly one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with singlehandedly? I can suggest the ones about arm and puns.

  1. Did you hear about the one-armed man that robbed the bank? He did it single-handedly.
  2. How do amputees win video games? Single-handedly

Singlehandedly joke, How do amputees win video games?

Comical & Quirky Singlehandedly Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about singlehandedly you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean amputation jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make singlehandedly pranks.

How many resumé writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one:
Single-handedly managed the successful upgrade and deployment of new environmental illumination system with zero cost overruns, and zero safety incidents, increasing workplace safety and productivity.

My father was an Allied war hero. He single-handedly destroyed 4 Messerschmitts, 9 Heinkel b**..., and 11 Stuka dive b**....

He was the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.

How would you write I changed a light bulb on your resume?

Single-handedly managed the successful upgrade and deployment of new environmental illumination system with zero cost overruns and zero safety incidents.

If you elected me president, I would implement a m**... tax...

Talk about saving the economy single-handedly.

As a guy with no girlfriend

I believe you can say that I'm single-handedly handling my s**... life.

Yo momma is so s**......

... she single-handedly became a threat to literally millions of people by deciding not to vaccinate you or your siblings.

My worklog: Changed a lightbulb

My manager's worklog: single-handedly managed the successful upgrade and deployment of new environmental illumination system with zero cost overruns and zero safety incidents.

Singlehandedly joke, My Friend who just dislocated his arm won a basketball 1v1. How did win it?