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43 single mom jokes and hilarious single mom puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about single mom that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Best Short Single Mom Jokes

Short single mom jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The single mom humour may include short single dad jokes also.

  1. Went on a date with a single mom... It was going well until I told her I didn't care about her kid; I just wanted to play with the box it came in.
  2. My wife is talking about wanting to have children. I don't think I am ready for her to be a single mom.
  3. Do not install adblock on your computer or phone Now all the hot single moms don't want me anymore
  4. I told her one man's trash is another man's treasure And she just stormed out , I'm never dating single mom's again
  5. When I was 18 I got Coal from Santa Yup, raising Cole as a single mom was a punishment for being bad, I guess.
  6. To single moms... To single moms, I feel like the saying "easy come easy go" has an entirely different meaning.
  7. My mom sent me a pic of the new Single Sign On page at her work. I said "Wow, that's a picasso".
  8. I'm babysitting for a single mom who is an hour late... She's probably getting pregnant right now...
  9. It was tough growing up with a single mom. I was always jealous of my friend whose parents were l**....

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Single Mom One Liners

Which single mom one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with single mom? I can suggest the ones about working mom and single woman.

  1. Moms have Mother's Day and dads have Father's Day. What do single guys have? Palm Sunday.
  2. You all know the saying Once you go black, you're a single mom
  3. What do vegans and single moms have in common? They always have to mention it.
  4. What do you call a single mother's period? A mono-mom's pause.
  5. My mom asked me if I was an alcoholic.. "No, I haven't been to a single meeting."
  6. Being a single mom is really hard ..... Especially when your a stripper
  7. Being a single mom is really hard Especially when you're a teenage Male
  8. "The Force" is actually a black guy.... It banged a white girl and left her a single mom.
  9. Christmas tree's for single mom's Just big enough for her to carry by herself
  10. White woman has a baby with a black guy.... And she becomes a single mom.
  11. How do you support single moms? Visit your local s**... club
  12. How do you call bunch of single moms stuck in one place? A b**... dam.

Hilarious Single Mom Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about single mom you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean baby momma jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make single mom prank.

Jack wakes up with a horrible hangover and a throbbing black eye.

The first thing he sees is a single rose on the side table and a note from his wife: Dear, breakfast is made. I've gone shopping to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you!
He stumbles to the kitchen and, sure enough, there's breakfast. Joe, he says to his son, what happened last night?
You came home s**... and got that black eye tripping over a chair.
So, why the rose, breakfast, and sweet note from your mother?
Oh, that. Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to t**... clothes, you screamed, 'Leave me alone, I'm married!'

Can we please stop with the meta because she's dead punchlines? I've been trying to read actual funny jokes from this sub to my mom to cheer her up but she hasn't laughed at a single one of them.

Because she's dead.

Mom got me the other day.

My mom has never been into jokes, normally she doesn't understand them. Pop loved them, especially dad jokes. He's gone now and moms been sick for 7 months. Oh, and I'm old and single and tell her dad jokes all the time.
Mom, "a woman was here the other day and asked if you were my son, and I said yes".
Me, "really?".
Mom, "then she said you were really good looking".
Me, "Okay mom".
Mom, after long pause, "she was blind"

A single father gets asked by one of his children:

"Dad, why am i called Snowflake?"
Her Dad replies:
"Well, right after you where born on the Mountains, it started snowing and a snowflake landed on your mother's forehead."
The second child asks as well:
"Why am i called Azure?"
The Dad replied:
"When you where born in a valley, a Azure Flower landed on your Mother's forehead."
And then the third kid asked:
"Dad, What happened to mom?"
"Well, Brick. That's a question for another Time!"

My 11-year-old grandson spent a beautiful

My 11-year-old grandson spent 
a beautiful Saturday playing video games. His older sister tried coaxing him outside by warning, Someday, you're going to be 30 years old, single, and living in Mom's basement playing video games all day!
His reply: I can only dream.

A little girl gets on the bus with her mom...

A little girl gets on the bus with her mom…
The mom pays a single adult cash fare.
The driver asks her "How old is your daughter?"
-- She's 5, answers the mother.
Now, turning to the little girl, the driver asks
-- And when will you turn 6, sweetie?
-- As soon as we get off the bus.

Reddit advice on relationships

Reddit advice on relationships no matter the question: leave them, it's a red flag! . The Redditor then feels satisfied, having posted sound advice, and goes to sleep alone in their single-mom's basement.

I'm really glad I didn't turn out to be a biter, y'know?

Some people, when they're kids, tend to bite others while playing, which isn't good. What's worse is that some never grow out of it, like my mom, apparently. Every so often, I'd hear her and dad playing from across the house, and, every single time, he'd have to tell her to bite the pillows.

Being single in valentines day its not painful

If yo dont have a partner in valentines day, then dont be sad..
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Not Having Mom In Mothers Day, its Really Painful

A boy in kindergarten has to use the restroom, but the men's room is locked...

So his mother tells her son that it's alright to use the women's room this once, because they are single rooms that lock from the inside. The boy comes out a minute later and asks his mother for a quarter. The mother asks what he needs a quarter for, to which he replies:
"Apparently, mom, napkins cost 25 cents in women's restrooms."

Having past almost 30 years, the same question still bothers him…
Why he does not look alike his brothers and parents at all - every single one pretty and he so ugly.
He summoned all his courage and decided to ask his mother: "Mom, tell me the truth please, I am adapted, aren’t I?"
The mother burst into tears and said: "Yes, my child! But it didn’t work, they returned you back!"

She was already feeling very annoyed that night

The skimpy uniform the bar owner made them all wear was bad enough. It helped with tips, she guessed, and as a newly single mom she had to do whatever she could to pay the bills.
But the men! She could feel their oozing gazes following her as she buzzed around the room carrying drinks and clearing tables.
The last straw was when one table kept ordering single drinks, one at a time, making her come back over and over again. Finally frustrated, she blurted out
"Take a pitcher, it'll last longer!"

Jack woke up at home with a terrible hangover and black eye.

The first thing he sees is a single rose on the side table and a note from his wife: Dear, breakfast is made. I've gone shopping to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you!
He stumbles to the kitchen and, sure enough, there's breakfast. Joe, he says to his son, what happened last night?
You came home s**... and got that black eye tripping over a chair.
So, why the rose, breakfast, and sweet note from your mother?
Oh, that. Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to t**... clothes, you screamed, 'Leave me alone, I'm married!'

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Jack wakes up with a horrible hangover and a throbbing black eye. The first thing he sees is a single rose on the side table and a note from his wife: Dear, breakfast is made. I've gone shopping to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you!
He stumbles to the kitchen and, sure enough, there's breakfast. Joe, he says to his son, what happened last night?
You came home s**... and got that black eye tripping over a chair.
So, why the rose, breakfast, and sweet note from your mother?
Oh, that. Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to t**... clothes, you screamed, 'Leave me alone, I'm married!'

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