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Single By Choice Jokes

10 single by choice jokes and hilarious single by choice puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about single by choice that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.


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What is a good single by choice joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

A mob dragged a man into a police station for running over 11 people, while shouting "Monster!" "m**...!" "Killer! ".

The policeman dispersed the crowd and began to interrogate the suspect.
The policeman : Tell me what happened.
The suspect : Sir I was driving home within the speed limit when my brakes failed. I had no choice but to either c**... the car into a group of 10 people or to swerve into the direction of a single person. Am I a monster for deciding to swerve into the single person?
Policeman : No, that sounds like a difficult yet reasonable decision to make. But tell me how did you end up killing 11 people?
Suspect : Well that a**... ran towards the other 10.

I'm single by choice

Just not my choice.

I am proud to be single by choice

Not my choice, but still...

I am single by choice.

Choice of 2 billion women.

Proudly say that I am single by choice.

Her choice...

In the interests of self care, and to promote healthier lifestyle choices for myself now that I'm single, each morning when I get up, I look myself in the mirror, and say the three little words I always used to say to my wife

"You're too fat"

I'm single by choice. Unfortunately, it's not my choice.

(NAME) spent most of his university days single But it was by choice. Woman chose not to date him.

You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.

A man and a priest are sitting next to each other at a bar.

A waitress walks up to the man and say,
"can I get you anything to drink". The man replies,
"I've had a long week, my wife's been screaming at me for days and need a pick me up, give me the strongest thing you've got".
Then the waitress turns to the priest and asks him the same thing. Horrified at the concept of consuming alcohol, the priest says,
"I would rather commit adultery than drink a single drop of booze!!!"
Hearing this, the man turns back around and says, "Excuse me miss, I didn't know we had a choice".

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