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My laptop was making funny noises today, it sounded like it was singing...
Probably because it's a Dell
I once attended a sermon at a church in Finland.
The congregation must have been huge Mortal Kombat fans because they were singing a Finnish hymn.
At this time of the year....
....there's nothing I love more than sitting in front of a warm fire, mulled wine in hand, and singing Christmas songs until I slowly fall asleep.
And that's why I'm no longer a fireman...
I walked in on my wife singing the other day.
Surprised, I said "Oh, I thought you were the radio."
Flattered, she asked "Did you come to listen?"
"No," I replied, "I came to turn it off."
A man goes to the doctor...
... and he says, "Doc, I'm not sure what's wrong with me. I can't stop shaking my hips and singing Tom Jones songs."
To which the doctor replies, "Clearly sir, you have Tom Jones' Disease."
The man asks, "Is this common?"
The doctor answers, "It's not unusual."
When my Mom found out I had asthma she sent me to a camp for Asthmatic children.
It was so much fun.. singing songs around the Humidifire. ( yes I know how I spelt it )
A man goes to his doctor
"Doc, you gotta help me. I can't stop singing What's New Pussycat."
"Oh, that sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome," said the doctor.
"Tom Jones Syndrome? Is that rare?"
"It's not unusual."
"Tom Jones Syndrome"
A man is in the waiting room at his Doctor's office and finally, the Doc arrives.
"Hello Jim what seems to be the problem today?"
Jim replies "Doc, you've gotta help me. I can't stop singing 'She's a Lady' by Tom Jones!"
The Doc says "oh yes, that is 'Tom Jones Syndrome'"
"Is it common?" Jim asks
"Well it's not unusual"
First post.
A guy goes to see his doctor...
He says to his doctor:
>Man: "Doctor, I can't get that song "She's a Lady" out of my head... I keep singing it over and over, but it just won't go away...."
>Doctor: "Hmmm.... sounds like a case of Tom Jones Syndrome."
>Man: "Oh no.... Is it serious?"
>Doctor: "Well, it's not unusual."
My friend asked me to stop singing Wonderwall the other week
I said maybe
My GF begged me to stop singing Linkin Park
I tried so hard.
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Someone asked me to stop singing wonderwall
I said maybe
What do you call a singing laptop?
A Dell
I don't understand why women love singing "Let it go"...
...Since most of them keep grudges for life.
Funniest thing my gf has ever said
We were at a a red light and i noticed a woman in the car behind me making a lot of arm and hand motions. No one was in the car with her (probably on bluetooth).
Me: Hey babe look at this woman behind us. What is she doing? She's just flailing her arms around but there isn't any one with her.
GF: Maybe she's deaf and she's singing to herself.
People asked me to stop singing Wonderwall.
I said maybe.
I asked my mom why she forced me to go to to singing lessons as a kid
She said singing is a skill I need to a choir.
I overheard my wife singing in the shower.
"You should go on America's Got Talent," I told her.
"I can't sing," she replied.
I said, "Exactly."
My computer won't stop crying and singing about break ups...
That's the last time I buy A Dell.
My girlfriend asked me to stop singing Oasis songs.
I said maybe.
My wife asked me to stop singing Wonderwall
I said maybe.
Dyslexic man walks into a bra
Whole joke in title! New era of convenience! In mother Russia, joke laughs at you!
***Bonus***, since you came in here anyway:
Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked. 'It's not unusual' he replied.
What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?
One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.
A man goes to the doctor's office...
He tells the doctor "It's the strangest thing. Every time I see a cat, I can't help singing "What's new pussycat, woah-oh-oh".
The doctor says "I've heard of this before! It's called 'Tom Jones Syndrome'"
"Tom Jones Syndrome?" The man asks. "Is it common?"
"It's not unusual"
I just got kicked out of karaoke night for singing "Danger Zone" six times in a row…
They said I exceeded my maximum number of Loggins attempts…
My girlfriend asked me to stop singing Smash Mouth songs.
I said Hey Now...
My girlfriend told me if I didn't stop singing "I'm a believer" by smash mouth she would dump me...
I thought she was joking
But then i saw her face
Society is full of double standards
For example, when Ariel from The Little Mermaid swims around half naked, singing with her underwater friends, people say that she is "sweet" and "beautiful"
But when I do it, people say that I'm "drunk" and "no longer welcome at the aquarium".
Why did Walt Disney fire Snow White?
'Cause she kept sitting on Pinocchios' face singing 'tell me lies, tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies'.
*Joke's from my Dad and his friend*
My wife asked me to please quit singing Wonderwall in the shower
I said maybe.
A guy goes to the doctor.
A guy goes to the doctor.
"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The green, green grass of home.'"
"That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome."
"Is it common?"
"It's not unusual."
I was booed off stage and locked out of a karaoke bar for singing Danger Zone too many times very poorly
They told me I had too many unsuccessful Loggins attempts
I got yelled at in LA today for singing Christmas Carols.
I guess they don't wanna hear about how the weather outside is frightful, but the fire is so delightful.
whenever my wife starts singing around the house I immediately go into the yard
That way the neighbors know I'm not hitting her
" doctor I can't stop singing What's New Pussycat."
" I think you might have Tom Jones syndrome."
" is it rare?" " it's not unusual."
Some people told me to stop singing Wonderwall
I said maybe
"How much to buy a singing ensemble?"
PRODUCER: You mean a choir?
"Fine, how much to acquire a singing ensemble?"
My girlfriend begged me to stop singing Wonderwall...
I said maybe.
What do you call it when a trickster god is singing just a little flat, but nobody really notices?
Low-key low key Loki.
A guy says, ...
A guy says, "Help me, doctor, I can't stop singing What's new Pussycat?"
The doctor says, "Oh no, you may have Tom Jones disease."
Guy says, "I've never heard of that. Is it rare?"
The doctor says, "It's not unusual."
"Doctor, Doctor, I can't stop singing 'I Want It That Way'."
Doctor: "Tell me why."
I got kicked out of my aunt's funeral for singing a song...
It was the Pink Panther theme. Dead aunt, dead aunt, dead aunt dead aunt dead aunt...
All 8 planets are singing Happy Birthday to the Sun and it sounds terrible.
Everyone turns to Earth and Earth says, "don't look at me, I'm not flat"
One time, I was out scuba diving when I suddenly heard beautiful voices singing in unison.
I was very surprised until I looked beneath me and realized it was coming from a choral reef.
My wife threatened to leave me because I wouldnt stop singing "I'm a believer". I thought she was joking
And then I saw her face...
My wife told me to stop singing "I'm a believer" or she'd kill me. I thought she was joking...
...and then I saw her face...
I saw a lonely young man sitting at the bar
He was softly singing to himself *21 today, 21 today*.
Feeling sorry for the lad I bought him a beer.
With a smile and a nod of the head he sings *22 today, 22 today*!
My singing voice sounds bad in my tiny apartment.
It's a little flat.
Me: How much to buy the singing ensemble?
Person: You mean a choir?
Me: Fine, how much to acquire the singing ensemble?
My wife asked me to stop singing WONDERWALL to her.
I SAID MAYBE
Singing in the shower is fun until shampoo gets in your mouth
then it turns into a soap opera
Businessman: How much will it cost to buy a large singing group? I need one for a party.
Lady: Do you mean a choir?
Businessman: Okay, fine. How much does it cost to acquire a large singing group?
Around this time of the year, I start carrying around a stone with me to throw at people who are singing Christmas songs already.
It's my jingle bell rock.
A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Can I have a free drink if I show you something amazing?"
The bartender agrees so he pulls out a tiny piano, a frog and a hamster. The hamster starts playing the piano and the frog starts singing Adele. As the bartender gets him his drink a punter asks him "how much for the singing frog?" The man replies "I'll sell him for £100 if you want?" And the punter agrees. The bartender sees this and says to the man " WHAT?! You could have made millions off that Why'd you sell him so cheap?" And the man says "no, it's okay... The hamsters a ventriloquist"
I thought my wife was joking when she said she'd leave me if I didn't stop singing I'm a Believer ...
Then I saw her face...
'Doctor, I keep spontaneously singing songs by The Who'
'How long has this been happening?'
'Ever since I was a young boy…'
My girlfriend said she'd break up with me if I kept singing oasis
I said maybe.
A guy asks his friend "How much would it cost to buy a singing ensemble?"
The friend replies with "You mean a choir?"
To which the man says "Sorry, how much to acquire a singing ensemble?"
When my wife sings...
Whenever my wife starts singing, i go outside so that my neighbors don't think that I'm hitting her.
I heard a bloke singing "Do... Re... Mi..." the other day.
I thought to myself, he'll go Fah.
Bilbo Baggins wakes up and hears someone singing 'Don't Stop Believing'.
It was an unexpected Journey.
"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned..."
Me: "I can't stop singing Barenaked Ladies."
Priest: "How long has it been since your last confession?"
Me: "It's been..."
My girlfriend said she's leaving me because I can't stop singing I'm A Believer
I thought she was joking at first.
And then I saw her face…
My wife asked if I could stop singing 'Wonderwall'
I said maybe
My doctor warned me that constantly singing Frank Sinatra songs was bad for my health, but I just wouldn't listen.
And now, the end is near.
I've just bought one of those new singing computers.
It's a Dell.
What is a singing dinosaur called
A velocirapper
Does anyone else get overtaken by the urge to start singing about big cats?
For me, it's always just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away…
A Genie once granted me one wish, so I said I just want to be happy .
So now I'm living in a little cottage with 6 dwarfs, working in a mine and singing ?'Whistle while you work…….' ?
My wife asked me to get out of the house because I can't stop singing Christmas songs.
I said, But Baby, it's cold outside.
Heaven is celebrating
A man was waiting at the Pearly Gates, when he noticed a commotion, suddenly a choir of angels start singing and the whole place is rejoicing.
What's going on? He asked.
Soon a man whose deeds and actions were greatly admired by God, will be joining us and we're anticipating the arrival of this great human, who did more to spread prayer and joy than any other!
Ah, yes, I had heard that the Pope died.
Who cares about a freaking Pope? I'm talking about Pele!
