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Probably because it's a Dell
....there's nothing I love more than sitting in front of a warm fire, mulled wine in hand, and singing Christmas songs until I slowly fall asleep.
And that's why I'm no longer a fireman...
Surprised, I said "Oh, I thought you were the radio."
Flattered, she asked "Did you come to listen?"
"No," I replied, "I came to turn it off."
... and he says, "Doc, I'm not sure what's wrong with me. I can't stop shaking my hips and singing Tom Jones songs."
To which the doctor replies, "Clearly sir, you have Tom Jones' Disease."
The man asks, "Is this common?"
The doctor answers, "It's not unusual."
It was so much fun.. singing songs around the Humidifire. ( yes I know how I spelt it )
"Doc, you gotta help me. I can't stop singing What's New Pussycat."
"Oh, that sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome," said the doctor.
"Tom Jones Syndrome? Is that rare?"
"It's not unusual."
A man is in the waiting room at his Doctor's office and finally, the Doc arrives.
"Hello Jim what seems to be the problem today?"
Jim replies "Doc, you've gotta help me. I can't stop singing 'She's a Lady' by Tom Jones!"
The Doc says "oh yes, that is 'Tom Jones Syndrome'"
"Is it common?" Jim asks
"Well it's not unusual"
First post.
He says to his doctor:
>Man: "Doctor, I can't get that song "She's a Lady" out of my head... I keep singing it over and over, but it just won't go away...."
>Doctor: "Hmmm.... sounds like a case of Tom Jones Syndrome."
>Man: "Oh no.... Is it serious?"
>Doctor: "Well, it's not unusual."
I said maybe
I tried so hard.
I said maybe
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He could not hit any of the ketones.
A Dell
...Since most of them keep grudges for life.
We were at a a red light and i noticed a woman in the car behind me making a lot of arm and hand motions. No one was in the car with her (probably on bluetooth).
Me: Hey babe look at this woman behind us. What is she doing? She's just flailing her arms around but there isn't any one with her.
GF: Maybe she's deaf and she's singing to herself.
I said maybe.
He says, "Doctor, I can't stop singing the Green Green Grass of Home."
The Doctor says, "Hmmm, it sounds to me like a case of Tom Jones Syndrome."
"Tom Jones Syndrome, is that common?"
"It's not unusual."
She said singing is a skill I need to a choir.
"You should go on America's Got Talent," I told her.
"I can't sing," she replied.
I said, "Exactly."
That's the last time I buy A Dell.
I said maybe.
I said maybe.
Whole joke in title! New era of convenience! In mother Russia, joke laughs at you!
***Bonus***, since you came in here anyway:
Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked. 'It's not unusual' he replied.
One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.
He tells the doctor "It's the strangest thing. Every time I see a cat, I can't help singing "What's new pussycat, woah-oh-oh".
The doctor says "I've heard of this before! It's called 'Tom Jones Syndrome'"
"Tom Jones Syndrome?" The man asks. "Is it common?"
"It's not unusual"
They said I exceeded my maximum number of Loggins attemptsβ¦
I said Hey Now...
I thought she was joking
But then i saw her face
For example, when Ariel from The Little Mermaid swims around half naked, singing with her underwater friends, people say that she is "sweet" and "beautiful"
But when I do it, people say that I'm "drunk" and "no longer welcome at the aquarium".
'Cause she kept sitting on Pinocchios' face singing 'tell me lies, tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies'.
*Joke's from my Dad and his friend*
George Strait.
I can just picture him watching the news while singing "All my ex's live in Texas".
I said maybe.
A guy goes to the doctor.
"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The green, green grass of home.'"
"That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome."
"Is it common?"
"It's not unusual."
They told me I had too many unsuccessful Loggins attempts
I just gave you HIV.
I guess they don't wanna hear about how the weather outside is frightful, but the fire is so delightful.
That way the neighbors know I'm not hitting her
" I think you might have Tom Jones syndrome."
" is it rare?" " it's not unusual."
I said maybe
PRODUCER: You mean a choir?
"Fine, how much to acquire a singing ensemble?"
I said maybe.
so I bought myself a duet yourself kit.
Low-key low key Loki.
A guy says, "Help me, doctor, I can't stop singing What's new Pussycat?"
The doctor says, "Oh no, you may have Tom Jones disease."
Guy says, "I've never heard of that. Is it rare?"
The doctor says, "It's not unusual."
Doctor: "Tell me why."
It was the Pink Panther theme. Dead aunt, dead aunt, dead aunt dead aunt dead aunt...
Everyone turns to Earth and Earth says, "don't look at me, I'm not flat"
I was very surprised until I looked beneath me and realized it was coming from a choral reef.
And then I saw her face...
...and then I saw her face...
He was softly singing to himself *21 today, 21 today*.
Feeling sorry for the lad I bought him a beer.
With a smile and a nod of the head he sings *22 today, 22 today*!
It's a little flat.
Person: You mean a choir?
Me: Fine, how much to acquire the singing ensemble?
I SAID MAYBE
"It sounds like you have Tom Jones Syndrome."
"Is it common?"
"It's not unusual..."
Fine! How much to acquire a singing ensemble!?
then it turns into a soap opera
I said maybe
Lady: Do you mean a choir?
Businessman: Okay, fine. How much does it cost to acquire a large singing group?
It's my jingle bell rock.
I told her Don't stop me now.
It was an unexpected Journey.
I said mayyyybeeeee
"Ah. That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome."
"Is it common?"
"It's not unusual."
..I said, 'but baby, it's cold outside'
Were hoping it doesn't reach video folder...
And the wife says to the doctor "every time my husband opens his mouth he starts singing Auld Langs Syne".
So the doctor examines the husband and says "We'll have to send him to the Burns Unit"
How am I gonna be an optimist about this?
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