Singh Jokes

Funniest Singh Short Jokes

Short singh jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The singh humour may include short turban jokes also.

1. Haven't seen my Indian girlfriend in almost a month because her dad forbids it . Screw you Soshul Distin Singh!
2. Heard a giant Indian guy sing with the most beautiful voice in the world. Turns out it was actually Dalip Singh
3. A Sikh walks into a bar.. and takes a seat.
   Bartender: Are you relaxing?
   Sikh: No, my name is Aman Singh.
4. They should make a Bollywood movie about a poor Punjabi guy that wins a singing contest against all odds. It'd be called Singh: A Song
5. What do you call a lazy sikh? Relax Singh.
6. What do you call an Indian karaoke singer? Gurupta Singh.
7. Want to know how I knew that gas station was owned by an Indian family? Well, I thought it was quite obvious.
   All of the Singhs were there!
8. Mr. Singh, why do you look sad? People who write to me tend to have their spell-checker and auto-correct on.
9. Have you seen that viral video of Jagmeet Singh? He was Sikh.
10. Did you hear about those Indian heptuplets who became dangerous criminals? They were known as the Seven Deadly Singhs.

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Singh One Liners

Which singh one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with singh? I can suggest the ones about naan and dot.

1. What do you call a Sikh on a tight rope Balan Singh.
2. What do you call an Indian man standing on one leg? Balan Singh.
3. What do you call a Sikh guy who keeps to himself? Social Distance Singh.
4. What do you call a Sikh person standing on one leg? Balan Singh.
5. Hey guys have you seen Miss Singh I was looking for her and now think she's Missing
6. What do you call a sikh standing on one leg? Balan-Singh
7. What do you call a Sikh with a purple turban? Lavinder Singh
8. Did you hear about the Indian guy who loved karaoke? Getupta Singh
9. What do you call an all Sikh band? N'Singh.
10. My wife left me for a professional golfer... Because he made that Vijayjay Singh
11. What do you call an Indian music teacher? Ms. Singh
12. What do most Indian people have in common? They all like to Singh.
13. I have a Punjabi friend He Singhs very well
14. What do you call a Sikh who is walking backwards? Rever Singh
15. What do you call a Sikh entertainer? Dan Singh.

Happy Singh Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends

What funny jokes about singh you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean ling jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make singh pranks.