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Singer Sewing Machine Jokes

5 singer sewing machine jokes and hilarious singer sewing machine puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about singer sewing machine that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Singer Sewing Machine Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good singer sewing machine joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

I've got a friend who writes songs about sewing machines.

He's a singer songwriter.

I come from a very musical family

Even the sewing machine's a singer

There was a seamstress who wanted to be a singer…

One day, she found a bottle, rubbed it, and inside was a genie. The genie granted her 3 wishes. Her 1st wish was I want to be a singer .
Her wish was granted, and she was turned into a sewing machine.

Two sewing machines were walking down the road...

As they pass by each other one says to the other "Hey are you that Singer?".
The other replies "Janome?".

I write songs about sewing machines

I'm a Singer Songwriter

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