The Best 72 Singer Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Singer jokes. There are some singer presley jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these singer musician puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Singer Jokes and Puns
How do you know when there's a lead singer on your porch?
They can't find the right key and don't know when to come in.
I was eating in an Indian Restaurant when the waiter came over and say "Curry ok?"
I said "no thanks, i'm not much of a singer".
Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?
HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR
How do you turn a duck into a blues singer?
Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers
A blind man walks into a bar and asks, "You all wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The female bartender responds, "Let me stop you right there. I'm a blonde. The big bouncer at the door is a blonde. There's a biker chick sitting next to you, who is also a blonde. The singer on the stage, the manager of the bar, and two of the people at the table behind you are all blondes. Now think, do you REALLY want to tell that joke here?
"Nah," the man sighs, "not if I'm gonna have to explain it 7 times."
A bass player runs into a bar...
where the guitar player and the singer are busy setting up. Breathless, he says "We've got a big problem! I locked my keys in the van!" "Whatever, man" says the singer, "We've got a gig to do, we'll worry about it later." "No, you don't understand" said the bassist, "the drummer is trapped inside!"
How do you make a duck into a soul singer?
Put it in the oven at ~~three fifty~~ tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers.
neil diamond........
Singer Neil Diamond started his career as Neil Coal, he changed his name when the pressure got to him.
What singer is known for saying "Hit me baby one more time"
Rihanna
What is a guy who hangs out with musicians called?
A singer
In response to the Country Singer lightbulb joke, how many guitarists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
13.
1 to do it, and 12 to say they could do it better.
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My friend composes lyrics about sewing machines.
She's a Singer songwriter.
Did you hear beloved singer songwriter Willie Nelson died today?
He was playing on the road again.
Du Hast
German heavy metal band Rammstein travels to Poland for the next stop on their international tour. As the airport official goes through their passports and checks them in, she asks, "Occupation?"
The singer replies, "No, no. Were just here to perform a show. We'll be gone by tomorrow morning."
A famous singer sang for patients in a hospital.
He finished with a cheerful greeting:
-Bye-bye , and hope you get better!
-Thanks, you too! replied the patients.
Awful pun I came up with whilst drunk last night.
Who is the Australian Frankesntein's favourite singer?
Rihanna, mate.
My ex-girlfriend was an opera singer.
With her it was always "me me me"
What do you call a singer gently swaying from one side to another?
A rocking Cher.
A son and his Dad have an intense argument and the son storms off, furious.
Before he gets out of earshot of his father, he yells "Jim Morrison was a terrible singer and an uninspired artist who never did anything worthwhile".
His father cannot believe this insolence, and screams at the top of his lungs "As long as you live in this house, you will never, EVER SLAM THE DOORS"
What do you call a singer who sells meat?
A Deli.
The singer thought he was the boss of the band
but it was the guitarist who pulled all the strings.
An 80s singer caught himself on fire, what does he do?
Stop, Drop, and Rick-Roll
Bill Withers Duck joke
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Leave it in the oven till it's Bill Withers.
Which singer should you avoid borrowing Pixar movies from?
Rick Astley, because he's never gonna give you Up.
How does the lead singer of Nickelback prove his identity?
"Look at this photograph"
Did you know that the singer Olly Murs has a sister who is a scientist?
Her name is Polly Murs.
I'll show myself out........
A baby helped me out the other day...
I asked him, "How do I find other songs by the singer of 'Bad Romance'?"
He replied: "Google Gaga"
I used to date an opera singer, but it didn't work out.
She was all mi, mi, mi.
I've known my whole life that I'm an amazing back-up singer.
Every time I start to sing. People back-up
Bryan Singer and Kevin Spacey walk up to a bar
The bartender asks for their IDs. They walk away and say" well I guess we're not going to find what we're looking for here."
Wait so since there's self driving cars now...
It's only natural that a country singer writes a song about his truck leaving him.
Which elf was the best singer?
Elfis Presley
(I'll get my coat)
I come from a very musical family
Even the sewing machine's a singer
Why did the singer of System of a Down open a restaurant?
Because of his self-righteous soup and sides.
Which singer has problems casting spells?
Barry Mana Low
A talented unemployed singer is like communism
Sounds good, doesn't work.
A bunch of 80s action stars dressed up as Skid Row for Halloween but they couldn't figure out who would be the lead singer.
But Arnold Schwarzenegger said "I'll be Bach"
Now that vehicles are driving themselves...
It won't be long until a country singer writes a song about their truck leaving them too.
The lead singer of Smash Mouth is up late with a friend.
The lead singer of Smash Mouth is up late with a friend. His wife's not home; the past few nights she's returned past midnight with increasingly elaborate alibis. He's getting frustrated; he loves her, but he's not sure he can keep giving her the benefit of the doubt. His friend asks what he's going to do when she shows up. His face contorts in frustration. "When I see her face..."
He softens.
"Imma believe 'er."
What did Dave Grohl, lead singer of the Foo Fighters, say after his sandwich was stolen?
There goes my hero!
What happens when you try to remove a video of yourself from the internet?
You become a famous Singer.
I just don't understand why black people don't like the police
They have tons of great songs and Sting is a great singer
What's the difference between a terrorist and an opera singer?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
I just met the lead singer of Mushroomhead
He seems like a fungi
My son's music teacher called me "your son is just like Elvis!"
"Is he an equally talented singer?" I asked.
"No", she replied. "We found him dead on a toilet."
The lead singer of Disturbed has Covid-19
He is really down with the sickness
Thanks for the gold!!
A couple of Italian guys are discussing who, if they could choose any woman in the world, they'd rather bang
One of them says some big name actress, the other says "Virginia Pippilini."
The first guy's like, "Who's that? Is she a model?"
"I don't know"
"Actress?"
"I don't know."
"Singer?"
"I don't know."
"Well if you don't know, why choose her?"
The guy pulls out a newspaper and points to the headline. "Virginia Pipeline blows 50 men dead."
Captain Jean-Luc Picard needed to mend his torn uniform, but his old Singer was broken. So he took it down to the repair shop...
...and said, "make it sew."
Singers can be selfish arseholes, especially when warming up...
It's all me me me me me me me
My friend writes songs about sewing machines...
Yes...He's a Singer songwriter....or sew it seams !!
I have a friend who writes ballads about antique sewing machines...
He's a Singer songwriter it seams...
My friend composes songs about sewing machines.
He's a Singer songwriter or sew it seams. (Don't hate me.)
My friend writes songs about sewing machines.
He's a Singer song writer.
what's the difference between a rapper and a country singer?
Country singers keep their hoes in the shed.
My friend writes songs about sewing machines.
He's a singer songwriter or sew it seams.
What was the name of that old French singer again?
I keep forgetting.
I have a photograph of me and the lead singer of REM ....
That's me in the corner and that's him in the spotlight.
Which legendary soul singer had trouble peeing?
Urethra Franklin
What vegetable is the best singer?
Corn, because it's always in hominy.
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put it in the oven until its Bill Withers
TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.
I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.
Dexter Holland wasn't always lead singer of the Offspring
Long ago he was in the seafood industry. He had a job shucking oysters for a restaurant. Anyway, one day he sees an ad for a competition in oyster shucking, but it is a team challenge. He shows up solo, and knows he won't be let in. His confidence is low at this point, but he still signs up. The attendant notices he only writes down one name, and asks why, to which Dexter replies:
"I'm just a shucker with no shellfish team"
What kind of computer is the best singer?
A dell
Please, no jokes about the passing of singer and 'Rocky Horror' actor Meat Loaf.
For a great many people that's a rather tender subject.
Due to the rise of autonomous vehicles
It's only a matter of time until a country singer makes a song about his truck leaving them.
What do you call it when a singer gets a chance?
An opera-tunity!
There was a seamstress who wanted to be a singer…
One day, she found a bottle, rubbed it, and inside was a genie. The genie granted her 3 wishes. Her 1st wish was I want to be a singer .
Her wish was granted, and she was turned into a sewing machine.
Whats the difference between your tweaker neighbor and your grandma's favorite singer?
One's a bony tenant and one's a Tony Bennett.
Did you know that Neal Diamond's birth name was Neal Coal?
It was the pressure that made him into the singer he became.
I've got a friend who writes songs about sewing machines.
He's a singer songwriter.
Wife: "I don't get the J.Lo thing. Mediocre singer, mediocre dancer, and crap at acting."
Me: "So... She's wack of all trades!"
Got a begrudging high five for that one
Why did the lead singer of system of a down get in to the food industry?
Because of his self-righteous soup-n-sides
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