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They can't find the right key and don't know when to come in.
I said "no thanks, i'm not much of a singer".
HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR
Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers
The female bartender responds, "Let me stop you right there. I'm a blonde. The big bouncer at the door is a blonde. There's a biker chick sitting next to you, who is also a blonde. The singer on the stage, the manager of the bar, and two of the people at the table behind you are all blondes. Now think, do you REALLY want to tell that joke here?
"Nah," the man sighs, "not if I'm gonna have to explain it 7 times."
where the guitar player and the singer are busy setting up. Breathless, he says "We've got a big problem! I locked my keys in the van!" "Whatever, man" says the singer, "We've got a gig to do, we'll worry about it later." "No, you don't understand" said the bassist, "the drummer is trapped inside!"
Put it in the oven at ~~three fifty~~ tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers.
Singer Neil Diamond started his career as Neil Coal, he changed his name when the pressure got to him.
Rihanna
A singer
13.
1 to do it, and 12 to say they could do it better.
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She's a Singer songwriter.
He was playing on the road again.
German heavy metal band Rammstein travels to Poland for the next stop on their international tour. As the airport official goes through their passports and checks them in, she asks, "Occupation?"
The singer replies, "No, no. Were just here to perform a show. We'll be gone by tomorrow morning."
He finished with a cheerful greeting:
-Bye-bye , and hope you get better!
-Thanks, you too! replied the patients.
Who is the Australian Frankesntein's favourite singer?
Rihanna, mate.
With her it was always "me me me"
A rocking Cher.
Before he gets out of earshot of his father, he yells "Jim Morrison was a terrible singer and an uninspired artist who never did anything worthwhile".
His father cannot believe this insolence, and screams at the top of his lungs "As long as you live in this house, you will never, EVER SLAM THE DOORS"
A Deli.
but it was the guitarist who pulled all the strings.
Stop, Drop, and Rick-Roll
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Leave it in the oven till it's Bill Withers.
Rick Astley, because he's never gonna give you Up.
"Look at this photograph"
Her name is Polly Murs.
I'll show myself out........
I asked him, "How do I find other songs by the singer of 'Bad Romance'?"
He replied: "Google Gaga"
She was all mi, mi, mi.
Every time I start to sing. People back-up
The bartender asks for their IDs. They walk away and say" well I guess we're not going to find what we're looking for here."
It's only natural that a country singer writes a song about his truck leaving him.
Elfis Presley
(I'll get my coat)
Even the sewing machine's a singer
Because of his self-righteous soup and sides.
Barry Mana Low
Sounds good, doesn't work.
But Arnold Schwarzenegger said "I'll be Bach"
It won't be long until a country singer writes a song about their truck leaving them too.
The lead singer of Smash Mouth is up late with a friend. His wife's not home; the past few nights she's returned past midnight with increasingly elaborate alibis. He's getting frustrated; he loves her, but he's not sure he can keep giving her the benefit of the doubt. His friend asks what he's going to do when she shows up. His face contorts in frustration. "When I see her face..."
He softens.
"Imma believe 'er."
There goes my hero!
You become a famous Singer.
They have tons of great songs and Sting is a great singer
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
He seems like a fungi
"Is he an equally talented singer?" I asked.
"No", she replied. "We found him dead on a toilet."
He is really down with the sickness
Thanks for the gold!!
One of them says some big name actress, the other says "Virginia Pippilini."
The first guy's like, "Who's that? Is she a model?"
"I don't know"
"Actress?"
"I don't know."
"Singer?"
"I don't know."
"Well if you don't know, why choose her?"
The guy pulls out a newspaper and points to the headline. "Virginia Pipeline blows 50 men dead."
...and said, "make it sew."
It's all me me me me me me me
Yes...He's a Singer songwriter....or sew it seams !!
He's a Singer songwriter it seams...
He's a Singer songwriter or sew it seams. (Don't hate me.)
He's a Singer song writer.
Country singers keep their hoes in the shed.
He's a singer songwriter or sew it seams.
I keep forgetting.
That's me in the corner and that's him in the spotlight.
Urethra Franklin
Corn, because it's always in hominy.
Put it in the oven until its Bill Withers
I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.
Long ago he was in the seafood industry. He had a job shucking oysters for a restaurant. Anyway, one day he sees an ad for a competition in oyster shucking, but it is a team challenge. He shows up solo, and knows he won't be let in. His confidence is low at this point, but he still signs up. The attendant notices he only writes down one name, and asks why, to which Dexter replies:
"I'm just a shucker with no shellfish team"
A dell
For a great many people that's a rather tender subject.
It's only a matter of time until a country singer makes a song about his truck leaving them.
An opera-tunity!
One day, she found a bottle, rubbed it, and inside was a genie. The genie granted her 3 wishes. Her 1st wish was I want to be a singer .
Her wish was granted, and she was turned into a sewing machine.
One's a bony tenant and one's a Tony Bennett.
It was the pressure that made him into the singer he became.
He's a singer songwriter.
Me: "So... She's wack of all trades!"
Got a begrudging high five for that one
Because of his self-righteous soup-n-sides
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