Singer Jokes

Funniest Singer Short Jokes

Short singer jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The singer humour may include short musician jokes also.

1. Bill Withers Duck joke How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
   Leave it in the oven till it's Bill Withers.
2. Awful pun I came up with whilst drunk last night. Who is the australian Frankesntein's favourite singer?
   
   Rihanna, mate.
3. A failed rapper, a failed rock star, and a mediocre country singer walk into a bar He tells the bartender "anything but Budweiser."
4. neil diamond........ Singer Neil Diamond started his career as Neil coal, he changed his name when the pressure got to him.
5. How many country singers does it take to change a lightbulb? One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.
6. How do you know when there's a lead singer on your porch? They can't find the right key and don't know when to come in.
   
7. Why did the winter solstice want to become a singer? It always wanted to hit those high notes in the night sky!
8. What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy? A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining.
   Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.
9. A famous singer sang for patients in a hospital. He finished with a cheerful greeting:
   -Bye-bye , and hope you get better!
   -Thanks, you too! replied the patients.
10. A baby helped me out the other day... I asked him, "How do I find other songs by the singer of 'Bad Romance'?"
    He replied: "Google Gaga"

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Singer One Liners

Which singer one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with singer? I can suggest the ones about music artist and guitarist.

1. What is a guy who hangs out with musicians called? A singer
2. I've got a friend who writes songs about sewing machines. He's a singer songwriter.
3. Why don't cannibals eat Gospel singers? They keep throwing up their hands.
4. What singer is known for saying "Hit me baby one more time" Rihanna
5. TIL Korean singers never say, "Yes daddy!" They say, "K pops!"
6. I come from a very musical family Even the sewing machine's a singer
7. How does the lead singer of Nickelback prove his identity? "Look at this photograph"
8. What was the name of that old French singer again? I keep forgetting.
9. Which singer has problems casting spells? Barry Mana Low
10. I used to date an opera singer, but it didn't work out. She was all mi, mi, mi.
11. An 80s singer caught himself on fire, what does he do? Stop, Drop, and Rick-Roll
12. My ex-girlfriend was an opera singer. With her it was always "me me me"
13. What vegetable is the best singer? Corn, because it's always in hominy.
14. I hate singers that sing in unison. But I wouldn't harmony.
15. Why don't suspenders make good singers? Because they don't know how to belt

Lead Singer Jokes

Here is a list of funny lead singer jokes and even better lead singer puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What did Dave Grohl, lead singer of the Foo Fighters, say after his sandwich was stolen? There goes my hero!
• Why did the lead singer of system of a down get in to the food industry? Because of his self-righteous soup-n-sides
• The lead singer of Disturbed has Covid-19 He is really down with the sickness
  Thanks for the gold!!
• I like rock bands named after their lead singers Like Marilyn Manson, Alice Cooper, and Tool.
• Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks? HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR
  
• I just met the lead singer of Mushroomhead He seems like a fungi
• A bunch of 80s action stars dressed up as Skid Row for Halloween but they couldn't figure out who would be the lead singer. But Arnold Schwarzenegger said "I'll be Bach"
• I used to date the lead singer of the cranberries Until i found out she was cheating on me....turns out she had some turkey on the side. :D
• What did the lead singer of Queen say when he saw his shadow? "I see a little silhouetto of a man!"
• I'm really gettting into the music of Nirvana. Love those guys. Especially the lead singer. He was mind-blowing.

Opera Singer Jokes

Here is a list of funny opera singer jokes and even better opera singer puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What did The Magic Flute opera singer say when his son asked him whether his putting on a costume loaded with feathers meant that he was a homosexual? Papa gay? No!
• What are the first three numbers of an opera singer's phone number? aria code
• What is a classical singer's big break? An opera-tunity.
• Shouldn't opera singers be good sailors? Since they're good at high C's.
• Why is it hard to have Opera singers as friends? ...it's aways about "mi mi mi".
• What did the opera singer say when he was cutting down a tree? Timbre!
• The woman that invented the mirror is now obsessed with her job as an opera singer. She's an avid diva.
• You're like an opera singer.... Cause it's all about me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-meeee ----Robert Kelly

Pop Singer Jokes

Here is a list of funny pop singer jokes and even better pop singer puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you call an Irish J-Pop singer? Rady O'Gaga
• Which pop singer is a favorite among ISIS fighters? Sharia Carey
• What do you call a man pretending to be a famous American pop singer? Akon
• What do an angry conductor and a line of pop singers have in common? They're both madonna train.
• Whats the difference between a North Korean missile and a K-Pop singer? The singer can have a hit
• What do you call a really smart dance-pop singer? Cerebral Halsey
• What do you get when you cross a tomato with a hungover pop singer? Keshup

Singer Sewing Machine Jokes

Here is a list of funny singer sewing machine jokes and even better singer sewing machine puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Two sewing machines were walking down the road... As they pass by each other one says to the other "Hey are you that Singer?".
  The other replies "Janome?".
• I write songs about sewing machines I'm a Singer Songwriter

Singer Songwriter Jokes

Here is a list of funny singer songwriter jokes and even better singer songwriter puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What singer-songwriter got his start as a shepherd? Ed Shearin'

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What funny jokes about singer you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean performer jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make singer pranks.