Singe Jokes
37 singe jokes and hilarious singe puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about singe that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Short singe jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The singe humour may include short sings jokes also.
- My laptop was making funny noises today, it sounded like it was singing... Probably because it's a Dell
- I just got kicked out of karaoke night for singing "Danger Zone" six times in a row… They said I exceeded my maximum number of Loggins attempts…
- My wife threatened to leave me because I wouldnt stop singing "I'm a believer". I thought she was joking And then I saw her face...
- Businessman: How much will it cost to buy a large singing group? I need one for a party. Lady: Do you mean a choir?
Businessman: Okay, fine. How much does it cost to acquire a large singing group? - A Genie once granted me one wish, so I said I just want to be happy . So now I'm living in a little cottage with 6 dwarfs, working in a mine and singing ?'Whistle while you work…….' ?
- My urge to sing "The lion Sleeps Tonight" is just a whim away a whim away, a whim away, a whim away
- At any given time, the urge to sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" is just a whim away... A whim away, a whim away.
- What is the name of a rock group that has four members yet none of them sing? Mount Rushmore
- If we're saying Amen and Awomen now... Are we going to start having to sing hymns and herns?
- Congratulations to Tu Youyou on winning the Nobel Prize in medicine and for being the most confusing person to sing Happy Birthday to.
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Which singe one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with singe? I can suggest the ones about sang and sigh.
- What rock group has four men that don't sing? Mount Rushmore.
- The urge to sing The Lion Sleeps Tonight is always just a whim away Aweem away
- My wife asked if I could stop singing 'Wonderwall' I said maybe
- My girlfriend begged me to stop singing Wonderwall... I said maybe.
- What do you call a singing laptop? A Dell
- What do you call a pod of singing killer whales? An orcapella group
- Which rock group has 4 men that can't sing? Mount Rushmore
- Nothing beats a beautiful woman that can also sing Well, except Chris Brown.
- My wife asked me to please quit singing Wonderwall in the shower I said maybe.
- What rock group has 4 guys who don't sing? Mount Rushmore...
- My wife asked me to stop singing Wonderwall I said maybe.
- Are Christian's allowed to sing eminem in church? Or do their Psalms get sweaty?
- How do you get a football player to stop resisting arrest? Sing the national anthem
- What computer monitor sings the best? A Dell.
- Why do people say amen instead of awomen at church? Because they sing hymns, not hers.
Witty Singe Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends
What funny jokes about singe you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sung jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make singe pranks.
What singer is known for saying "Hit me baby one more time"
Rihanna
Which singer has problems casting spells?
Barry Mana Low
Singers can be selfish arseholes, especially when warming up...
It's all me me me me me me me
Why did the singer of System of a Down open a restaurant?
Because of his self-righteous soup and sides.
The singer thought he was the boss of the band
but it was the guitarist who pulled all the strings.
When the singer from DragonForce came down with a cold...
He was hit with inspiration for their new hit song.
Through the Fire and Phlegm
Did you know that the singer Olly Murs has a sister who is a scientist?
Her name is Polly Murs.
I'll show myself out........
Which singer should you avoid borrowing Pixar movies from?
Rick Astley, because he's never gonna give you Up.
Singer Adele was rushed to the hospital after a fatal car accident
Paramedics said they found her rolling in the jeep.
You know how some singers sing so high that windows break?
When I sing, they also break because people jump out of them.
The singer Seal walks into a club.
Good thing he wasn't a baby.
What did the singers say right before they had s**...?
Let's duet!
I am so proud for coming up with this one
What do you say when there's a singer, guitarist, bassist, and a drummer in a boat?
Abandon ship
Oh you know the singer of What is Love ?
I guess you could say he Haddaway with the ladies
Why are singers so curious?
Because they are in-choir-ing.
Which singer doesn't need fake eyelashes?
Billie Eilish.
How do you know when a singer is at the door?
First they don't know when to come in, and then they can't find the key.
Singers worry about catching laryngitis...
...but laryngitis worries about catching Tom Waits.
You know which singer really cut the mustard?
Celine Dijon
What does the singer of Danger Zone and other hits call his usernames and passwords?
Kenny Log-ins.
Who is the best singer in all of the jungle?
LIONel Richie
What singer-songwriter got his start as a shepherd?
Ed Shearin'
