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2 Black Eyes
A man walks into work with two black eyes. His boss asks what happened.
The man says, "I was sitting behind a big woman at church. When we stood up to sing hymns, I noticed that her dress was caught in her crack, so I pulled it out. She turned around and punched me square in the eye."
"Where did you get the other shiner?" the boss asks.
"Well," the man says, "I figured she preferred it in the crack, so I pushed it back in."
MAN 1: "how do you get a church singing group?"
MAN 2 "You mean a choir?"
MAN 1 "Ok fine, how do you _aquire_ a church singing group?"
A man walks into my bar with 2 black eyes
So I ask what happened? He says "well I was in church and when we all stood to sing the hymn, the lady in front of me had her dress stuck up in the crack of her a**.... So I decided to reach up and pull it out for her. She turned around and punched me in my right eye." So I asked "what happened to you left eye?" "Well thought, maybe she wanted it there. So l shoved it back in."
What do you call 2 people singing in Hebrew?
Jewet
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(This actually happened today at school)
Student: sings a song, in a scratchy voice
Teacher: stop singing
Student: It wasn't me it was student #2
Teacher: student #2 can't sing that well
sinead O'Connor has offered to sing at Barry Chuckles f**..........
Nothing Compares 2 U 2 Me
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