Sine Cosine Jokes

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Funniest Sine Cosine Short Jokes

Short sine cosine jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sine cosine humour may include short cosine jokes also.

  1. As a child I was obsessed with the difference between cosine and sine As I got older I realized it was just a phase
  2. My teenage son is obsessed with the difference between sine and cosine. But I'm sure it's just a phase.
  3. I used to not be able to tell the difference between sine and cosine But it was just a phase
  4. I got fired from my job as a math teacher I was supposed to teach the kids what sine divided by cosine was, but I kept going off on a tangent.
  5. Sine, cosine and ln(x) are at a party Sine approaches cosine and says, "Hey, what's ln(x) doing over in the corner by himself?". Cosine responds, "You see, ln(x) doesn't integrate very well".
  6. Friend: Whats wrong? Me: I can't remember how to calculate sine
    Friend: ah
    Me: No that's cosine
    Friend: oh
    Me: Right, thanks!
  7. My girlfriend told me I'm like negative cosine multiplied by tangent... My friends told me not to worry about it, but I think it's a negative sine.
  8. Why do banks require 2 graphing calculators to take out a loan? One to sine and the other to cosine.
  9. For their honeymoon, Mr. Sine and his missus Cosine Went to the beach and got a Tan. When they went back home, it took a Sec to find they needed a Cot.

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Sine Cosine One Liners

Which sine cosine one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sine cosine? I can suggest the ones about sin cos tan and sines.

  1. Why did sine get on top of cosine? She wanted to be tangent
  2. Why does cosine hate sine? cos y not

Sine Cosine Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about sine cosine you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cos sin jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sine cosine pranks.

A thief stole a sine and a cosine.

He took the two identities to a beach. However, they were too heavy for him to carry.  He wanted to keep them under the sand, but the beach was so narrow that it could only contain one of them: sine or cosine.
He decided that, using his mathematical skills, that he would stack sine over cosine - but that resulted in tan! He did not want to get tan. So he stacked cosind over sine...
and then he got cot.

My attempt at a s**... math joke

A sine wave and a cosine wave are trying to have a baby. They are deeply religious so the only position they are able to do is m**.... After many attempts they think they might have conceived a child. The cosine wave grabs a pregnancy test, goes into the bathroom, and comes out a couple of minutes later. The sine wave says "well is it negative or positive?" and the cosine wave says "no, it's tangent."

Mr Sine and Miss Cosine go on their honeymoon..

Mr Sine and Miss Cosine get married and head for their honeymoon to a seaside destination. So they're chilling by the beach, and sipping on their drinks, and things get naughty soon. During a l**... session on the beach, Sine whispers into Cosine's ear, "It's a good thing I'm not on top, or we'd both be tanned".

Mr. Sine and his missus Cosine went for their honeymoon on a beach

Mr. Sine and his missus Cosine went for their honeymoon on a beach and got a Tan.
When they returned it took them a Sec to find that they needed a new Cot.

A conversation between a forgetful mathematician and a blonde

Mathematician: "Excuse me, I seem to have forgotten the value for the sine function. Do you know what it is?"
Blonde: Ah???
Mathematician: No, not that, that's for cosine.
Blonde: Oh...
Mathematician: That's it! Thank you!