Sin Ad Jokes
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Sin Ad Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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A poster at the door of a church said, "If you are tired of your sins, come in."
Someone used lipstick to write her number beneath it and added "Call me, if not."
An old man tells his psychiatrist that he is already very old and he has committed during his life many sins.
The psychiatrist wanted to help him, so he has asked him: "And how long are you with your wife?"
The man answered: "45 years."
The psychiatrist said: "Don´t have the fear, because after your death you will be surely added to the sufferers, sleep well."
An old man confesses a sin
An old man entered a confessional one morning and immediately informed the priest on duty that he was 87 years old.
"I was completely faithful to my wife for 64 years, until last night," he told the priest, "I was propositioned by two college girls and I took them up on it."
"We did it twice," he added proudly.
"I understand," the priest replied, "How long has it been since your last confession?"
"Never. I'm Jewish."
"Then why are you telling me this?"
"I'm telling everybody!"
I need help remembering a joke
I can't remember the punch line. I don't remember much, but here's what I remember:
Little Johnny goes to church ad enters the confessions box. The priest behind the screen says
"Johnny, is that you?"
Johnny- "Yes father, it is me."
Priest- "What sin have you committed, my son?"
Johnny- "I fooled around with a girl"
Priest- "was it Mary?"
Johnny- "I can't say the name, father."
Priest- "was it Rose?"
Johnny- "I can't say the name, father"
Priest- "was it Jane?"
Johnny- "I cat say the name, father."
After this there are a few more lines including a funny punch line, but for the life of me I can't remember what it is. Can someone help me?
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