Simulator Jokes
37 simulator jokes and hilarious simulator puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about simulator that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
With Simulator Jokes, you'll be sure to get a chuckle out of your gaming-minded friends! Get ready to hear jokes ranging from flight simulator to bee swarm simulator and farming simulator to yandere simulator. You'll even find jokes about gigabytes and Cluedo, not to mention softball. If you want to test your tech-savvy wit and make your friends laugh, these Simulator Jokes are for you!
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Funniest Simulator Short Jokes
Short simulator jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The simulator humour may include short sims jokes also.
- I was looking for a Dating Simulator on steam. It said "Sorry, no matches found."
The level of realism is incredible. - I was playing a prison simulator when the batteries in my keyboard died. Now I can't escape.
- They found a way to make men experience child birth... now if they could somehow simulate to women what it's like to hear them complain about it.
- I went to the JFK memorial museum and got to simulate his assassination in VR It was mind blowing
- Just played the new Hillary Presidency Simulator I don't know why it's called Fallout 4 though.
- I got kicked out of astronaut training for joking around too much in the underwater simulation course. They said I didn't appreciate the gravity of the situation.
- How did the speed runner beat the world record on hair stylist simulator? He took a shortcut.
- I want to create a VR girl/boyfriend simulator for those alone on Valentines Day... I shall call it, E-Bae
- I found a great online simulator of being the lone survivor of the human race. It's called Google Plus.
- I heard there's a new Bread simulator game on Steam.. It's a great game if you're just loafing around.
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Simulator One Liners
Which simulator one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with simulator? I can suggest the ones about simulation and console game.
- simulation of monkey pressing button simulation complete
- I wanted to play Goat Simulator... ...but my PC doesn't have enough RAM.
- So I bought the new cod game. Best fishing simulator ever.
- What do you call a farming simulator eie.io
(Idiotic I know) - What do call it when a flight simulator is being slow? Jet lag.
- Two Borg walk into a holodeck. .. They wanted a simulation of all mankind.
- I bought a new flight simulator but it keeps crashing.
- Someone should make a berry picking simulator. It should be called "Black and Blue".
- What did the man say inside a simulation of Antarctica? This is really code.
- Welcome to the Orange Juice Simulator! So much concentration.
- What is a Muslims favourite video game? Goat simulator
- What do you call a tourist simulator? Grand Turismo
- When the TV remote is with my wife... The TV is in simulation
- what is an astronaut's longest trip? the simulations.
- Can somebody help me debug Malaysian Flight Simulator? It keeps crashing unexpectedly :/
Comical Puns & Laughs: Enjoy Fun, Witty Simulator Jokes with Friends.
What funny jokes about simulator you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean impersonator jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make simulator pranks.
Two developers are working on a simulation when it suddenly goes haywire before returning to normal
Dev 1: Did you see that? I think the simulation just broke for a second.
Dev 2: I think it's more accurate to say it glitched.
Dev 1: Dude, I'm not about to argue over sim antics.
a programmer and astronaut walk into a bar
Astronaut: we are just tiny dots in this vast universe. What we do is insignificant. Why should we even do anything ? What's the point ?
Programmer: I should stop making these simulations so real.
I heard there's a new game called "e**... simulator"
And apparently everyone's having a blast playing it.
I love public transport, even though I get excessively sweaty.
Also, I think I take my Train Simulation game too seriously.
If we really do live in a simulation, I think I know how they programmed global warming.
They most likely used an "Al-Gore-Ithm"
I think my knockoff airplane simulator game was made by extremists
It crashed and asked me if I'd like to send a t**... report.
