Simple Jokes

• Short Simple Jokes
• Simple One Liners
• Simple Steps Jokes
• Quick Simple Jokes
• Present Simple Jokes
• English Simple Jokes
• Simple Kid Jokes
• More Simple Jokes

Funniest Simple Short Jokes

Short simple jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The simple humour may include short easy jokes also.

1. I scored a 175 on an IQ test with just 3 simple questions 1. My credit card number
   2. My social security number
   3. Uploading a scan of my birth certificate
2. My wife, to our therapist: He always misunderstands simple questions. Therapist, to me: What does she mean?
   Me: It's a feminine pronoun,
3. A company owner was asked a question, How do you motivate your employees to be so punctual?"
   He smiled & replied, "It's simple. I have 30 employees and 29 free parking spaces. One is paid parking."
4. After 37 years I'm finally ready to retire with $5,000,000 I've accumulated through hard work, careful saving, living a life of simple means... ...and the death of an uncle who left me $4,999,996.50
5. Interviewer : "Just imagine you're in the 20th floor of a building and it's on fire. How will you escape?" "It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination."
6. I just scored a 180 on an IQ test answering three simple questions ! 1. My credit card number
   2. My social security number
   3. Uploading a scan of my birth certificate
7. I am a man who loves to give women breakfast in bed. All I want to receive in return is a simple "Thank you!"... ...not "Who are you?", "How did you get in here?", and "I'll call the police!"
8. If I go through the trouble of making you breakfast in bed, all I ask for is a simple thank you. Not all this "how did you get in my house" nonsense.
9. If you lose your sense of smell due to Covid, here's a simple fix. Just reset to olfactory settings.
10. If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple "Thank you" would be nice... ...None of that "How did you get into my house?" business.

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Simple One Liners

Which simple one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with simple? I can suggest the ones about plain and basic.

1. To who ever put the "L" in noel Is it that hard to follow simple instructions?
2. I hate it when people get simple stuff wrong I mean, it's not rocket surgery
3. It's sad that a family can be torn apart by something as simple as wild dogs
4. Math made simple: If you have $20 and your wife has $15, she has $35.
5. When life gives you lemon... ... a simple surgery can give you melons.
6. I think I discovered a really simple cure for anorexia. It's a piece of cake.
7. How do deaf people meet online? Simple, they just ask "ASL?"
8. My buddy asked me how my post got so much karma Simple, piece of cake
9. Do you know why I don't like simple chord progressions? They give me the EBGBs.
10. What you call a group of witches cooking simple recipes? An Easy Bake Coven!
11. I've always found spelling bees easy B E E S. Simple.
12. "I before E except after C." It's simple science.
13. Listen, I'm a simple man I see Medusa, I
14. My guide on how to fall down a flight of stairs.. .. In just a few simple steps
15. The secret of quantum teleportation is simple... ...but it's a secret.

Simple Steps Jokes

Here is a list of funny simple steps jokes and even better simple steps puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I asked my Arabic friend how he made all his money… He said it was 3 simple steps:
  Step 1: Be named Muhammed.
  Step 2: Start a new religion.
  Step 3: Prophet.
• There are 2 simple steps to fool anyone. Step 1 - promise them a simple trick.
• Want to learn how to climb a flight of stairs? Just follow these ten simple steps!
• How to get laid in 3 simple steps * Lay on your bed
  * Wait 2 hours
  * Lay becomes past tense
• How to climb stairs in two simple steps. Step 1
  Step 2: Repeat step 1
• How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? One of course. It's a simple process involving just a few steps. Why would you need more than one person? That would be inefficient.
• How to give a great h**... in one simple step Step 1: use your mouth.

Quick Simple Jokes

Here is a list of funny quick simple jokes and even better quick simple puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A quick way to figure out a Jewish person's level of devotion to their faith is made simple by using the PH scale. Basic or Hasidic

Present Simple Jokes

Here is a list of funny present simple jokes and even better present simple puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Teacher to Student...? Conjugate the verb "to walk" in simple present.
  The student: I walk. You walk ....
  The teacher intruptes him: Quicker please.
  The student: I run. You run ...

English Simple Jokes

Here is a list of funny english simple jokes and even better english simple puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why are irish Jokes so simple? So the English can get them
• Global bee population is drastically dwindling, what can they do to save themselves? Pretty simple. They need to learn English and say Let us bee!
• They say english is a simple language so I assume those who speak it... must be simple too

Simple Kid Jokes

Here is a list of funny simple kid jokes and even better simple kid puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why do kids get excited for Santa and not Jesus on his birthday? Santa brings ipads, Jesus brings armageddon. Seems simple.
• Parents, why name your kid Beyanka Keep it simple, Anchor will do.

Rib-Tickling Simple Jokes that Bring Friends Together

What funny jokes about simple you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean trivial jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make simple pranks.