# Simplify Jokes

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## Comedy Simplify Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle

What is a good simplify joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

### A man goes on a date

Friend: 'How did your date go?'

Man: 'I talked too much about my obsession with simplifying fractions'

Friend: 'That wasn't a very good idea'

Man: 'Yeah, well hindsight is 1'

### I just realized my wife left me because of my obsession with simplifying fractions.

Oh well, hindsight is 1.

### Chuck Norris's password is the last 9 digits of pi.

Chuck Norris can divide by 0.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice

Chuck Norris can cross a vector with a scalar

Chuck Norris is so tough he can draw a circle with exactly 100 degrees.

Chuck Norris is so badass he can find value of a variable in an expansion without factoring the coefficient within the expansion.

Chuck Norris is so tough he can draw an isosceles triangle with four perfectly identical vertices

Chuck Norris is so tough he can simplify an improper fraction without first dividing the denominator and using it to multiple the numerator.

### (My mother's proudest creation) What do you call it when you lobotomize terrorists?

Simplifying Radicals.

Yes, she's a math teacher.

### I celebrate 4/20

On 1/5

Simplify your fractions!

### My math teacher keeps telling me to simplify my fractions

I do it 48/14

### A Taxing Situation

According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form contains only four lines:

1. What was your income for the year?

2. What were your expenses?

3. How much have you left?

4. Send it in.

*As published in "Reader's Digest" 78 years ago.*

### How does a mathematician want to solve terrorism?

He wants to simplify the radicals.

### It's International Women's Day today. I guess I should make some sort of sexist joke.

I'll have to simplify it for the women.

### According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income tax form contains only four lines:

1. What was your income for the year?

2. What were your expenses?

3. How much have you left?

4. Send it in.

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