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Jay Leno walked past a painting of Simon Cowell surrounded by his dogs during AGT.
And said: Cowell looked at the dogs like they were on the menu at a korean restaurant.
I nervously applied to sing on american idol and Simon Cowell asked if I could perform under pressure.
I said no,but I could do Bohemian Rhapsody!
What does Simon Cowell tell his girlfriend?
You've got that Ex-Factor.
Did you know Simon Cowell has become a priest?
He's reached Critical Mass.
I went on ebay yesterday searching for a dictaphone...
It gave me Simon Cowell's phone number!
Simon Cowell's best line?
To contestant: Your mouth's so wide its like a cave :|
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