Simon And Garfunkel Jokes

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I think "Scarborough Fair" is Simon & Garfunkel's most haunting song

To this day, I still wonder, "*Did* Parsley save Rosemary in time?"

Who sent Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel a friend request on Facebook


Musicians writing books

I want to write a book about Musicians that write books about their music, I will call it Simon & Schuster and Garfunkel.

What did the pirate say to Simon and Garfunkel?

ARRRRRR you going to scarborough fair?

My Dad just told me about his Simon & Garfunkel garden...

*Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme*

What did Simon & Garfunkel do when the teacher asked them if they did their homework?

They lie la lied, lie la la la la lied la la lied, l-l-l-l-lied and said the dog ate it.

People say musicians are gems

I used to think Simon and Garfunkel were real gems,
but then I about diamond and carbuncle.

What cameras do Simon and Garfunkel shoot on?

Leica bridge cameras

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