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What happens every time Gene Simmons gets in a fight with his band mates?
They Kiss and makeup
Breaking Celebrity News! Academy Award winning Actor, Simmons, and children's book Author, Rowling, eloped earlier today.
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What's the difference between Gene Simmons and Richard Simmons?
One porks women the other un-porks them.
What do you get when you combine Richard Simmons with Stephen Hawking?
A fruit and a vegetable.
What's the difference between Gene Simmons and the Titanic?
Only 425 women went down on the Titanic.
What do J.K. Simmons and J.K. Rowling have in common?
They're both British.
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So Richard Simmons is getting a s**... change.
Finally going to be a man...
JK Rowling and JK Simmons are getting married!
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Iconic Rock items:
\-Slash's hat
\-Freddie Mercury's teeth
\-Steven Tyler's Botox
\-Gene Simmons tongue
\-Kurt Cobain's shotgun
If ever you're going to a haunted house, you need three people.
A young priest, an old priest, and Richard Simmons, just in case you need to exercise a ghost or two.
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