Simmering Jokes

4 simmering jokes and hilarious simmering puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about simmering that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Simmering Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good simmering joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Ben was a fifth grader notorious for his lack of filter.

One day, he walked into class 10 minutes late. "What took you so long, Ben?" asked the teacher. "Sorry miss, there was construction happening in a w**... nearby so all the roads were blocked."
Suddenly, all the girls in the class, disgusted at Ben, rose up to protest against his v**... rhetoric. "Simmer down, you s**...", Ben replied "they are not taking applications yet."

I have some great stock tips..

Always keep the simmer low and slow. Save up the odds and ends from veggies. If you're using chicken, skim the fat/floaty bits off to get a clear liquid etc.
If you keep doing this, you end up a bouillonaire.

What do you call an Asian man that cooks things at just below boiling point and looks a lot like you?


I had a racist incident in my kitchen today....

The black bean soup started dissing the white cream sauce, I finally told them both to simmer down.

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