Simile Jokes
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What is a simile?
It's like a metaphor.
I met a girl called simile.
I don't know what I metaphor.
I went on a date with a girl called simile.
I don't know what I metaphor.
My friend met a girl named simile
He didn't know why he metaphor
My friend couldn't stop sneezing and I said, "man, your nose is like a shotgun with unlimited ammo!"
He said, "It's ah.. ahh.. an-an-allergy"
I said, "no, simile".
I once went out with this girl called simile..
..it was a waste of time, I don't know why I metaphor.
What's the difference between a simile and a metaphor?
A Simile is like a metaphor while a metaphor *is a Simile.
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