The Best 33 Similarities Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Similarities jokes. There are some similarities compare jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these similarities tornados puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Similarities Jokes and Puns

Similarities between Scruff McGruff's police force and Michael Vick?

They've both got a dog fighting crime.

Similarities and differences between the Canadian and Chinese constitution.

Both have freedom of speech but only one has freedom after speech.

In an interview yesterday, Texas Governor Rick Perry stood by his recent comments in which he compared homosexuality to alcoholism.

Perry further explained the similarities between the two by saying, They are both things I experimented with while in college and both resulted in my liver taking a pounding.

There are some eerie similarities between the assassinations of President Lincoln and Kennedy...

Lincoln was elected into Congress in 1846.
JFK was elected into Congress in 1946.

Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
JFK was elected President in 1960.

Lincoln had a secretary named Kennedy.
Kennedy had a secretary named Lincoln.

A week before he died, Lincoln was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before he died, Kennedy was in Marilyn Monroe.

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Credit goes to the play: The Complete History of America: Abridged

What's the similarities between Michael Jackson and the colour changing dress?

They both started out black and blue then became white and golden

What's the similarities between Las Vegas and Manchester?

You can pay for the prostitutes using chips

What are the similarities between the sun and a bikini

1. They are both hot
2. They both look better when going down and
3. They both go down at night

Similarities joke, What are the similarities between the sun and a bikini

Apart from the name, what similarities do pencil rubbers and rubber johnnys share?

They both erase mistakes.

What's the similarities between a priest and McDonalds?

They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns.

What are the similarities between my work shirt and the children of Flint, MI?

They both were recently ironed.

Whats the similarities between black people and bikes?

Both cant work without chains.

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What are the differences and similarities of flint michigan and the walking dead universe?

They are both post apocalyptic but only one produces brand new cars.

What is the similarities between Bernie Madoff and Atoms?

​They both make up everything!

What are the similarities between Cocaine and Gain detergent?

A:With both of them you go sniff sniff hooray!

What are the similarities between feminists and hobos?

They both ask for change and never get any.

Have you ever heard of the similarities between a choo choo tran and a brthday?

Neither have i

Similarities joke, Have you ever heard of the similarities between a choo choo tran and a brthday?

What are the only two similarities between my favorite buger joint, and the orgy I just had?

Nothing but Five Guys, extra salty

Trump was arguing with his opponents.

"You know, Trump has a lot of similarities to Hitler."

Trump: "Wrong, wrong! Fake news!"

"Mr. Trump, you know that 2 wrongs don't make a Reich."

What's the similarities between princess Diana and Pink Floyd?

Their last big hit was the wall

What are the similarities between cancer and a old car.

It kinda grows on you.

The similarities between alcohol and girls...

... Both have the quality of giving pleasure at night and headache in the morning.

Father Sullivan and Rabbi Cohen were sitting on a park bench discussing the differences and similarities of their respective religions.

After some time, a young boy rode by on a bicycle. Father Sullivan leaned over and whispered to Rabbi Cohen, wow look that kid, I'd really like to screw him.

To which Rabbi Cohen replied, what do you mean 'screw him'? Screw him out of WHAT?

Parallel lines have so many similarities...

...It's a shame they'll never meet!

What are the similarities between the Twin Towers and Genders?

There used to only be two, now it's a really touchy subject

What's the similarities between my wife and a nail?

I can't unscrew either of them.

What's the similarities between Micheal Jackson and Santa Clause?

They both leave children's houses with their sacks empty.

Similarities joke, What's the similarities between Micheal Jackson and Santa Clause?

What similarities does Trump share with the Halloween Pumpkin?

Other than the obvious, both are orange...

1) They are hollow inside and...

2) ..should be thrown out in November!

What are the similarities between a hamster and an antivaxer's kid?

They both only live for five years.

The meteor that killed the dinosaurs and a windows 7 have similarities.

They both crashed, started over something, (life on earth and the computer) and they're really old.

What are some similarities between a brunette and a steak at a grocery store?

You can't bag either of them.

I Started Watching A New Series During Lockdown

It's a series about how a respiratory illness spread throughout the world in 2019 and 2020, and damaged many economies, as well as caused many people to lose their lives...the illness is even said to have originated in China. Despite similarities, the writers say it's not based on the novel, *Coronavirus.*

Do you know the similarities between a stripper and a rock?

You skip the flat ones

What are the similarities between Twin Towers and genders?

At first there were two of them... and now I can't joke about this, guys.

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