Similar Words For Jokes
9 similar words for jokes and hilarious similar words for puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about similar words for that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Why does the blonde have smudges on the inside of her windshield?
She needs to drag her finger across the words as she's reading street signs.
Note: I just made this up. However, please tell me if someone else has a similar one.
A Blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead are against a wall to be executed by a firing line.
Each is given an opportunity for last words. The Redhead is up first: she points and screams "Tornado!" Everyone freaks out and in the commotion she gets away. The Brunette is second and catches on the the plan: she points and screams "Tsunami," fleeing in the confusion. The Blonde has worked out a similar strategy and, on her turn, yells "FIRE!"
Some words sounding similar can be confusing. For example, Entropy and Atrophy.
Entropy is simply a measure of how much the energy of atoms and molecules become more spread out in a process and can be defined in terms of statistical probabilities, whereas Atrophy, is what you get if you win something.
Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts?
He dislikes ~~poles~~ polls
How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words? It hard :(
TIL that the word 'democrat' comes from the roots 'demo' meaning hatred, and 'crat' meaning evildoer.
I think the word 'gullible' has similar roots
Can you think of a word with the same definition as "generic"?
Well, "Homogenous" is kind of similar.
What's a word that means homogeneous? [OC]
Generic is kind of similar.
I always use words with similar meaning in a sentence like..
forexample.
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An American gentleman arranged a liaison with a Japanese lady. As they were indulging in s**... i**..., she repeatedly shouted a Japanese word which he did not understand but took to mean "Wonderful" or something similar which increased his ardor, his efforts with the lady, and his enjoyment, as well as her apparent enjoyment because she kept shouting that word.
The next day, he played golf with some Japanese business associates and hit a hole in one. In elation, he shouted out the same word his poule de nuit had been shouting the night before. One of the Japanese gentlemen present, perplexed, asked, "What do you mean "'wrong hole'"?
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