Simba Jokes

Funniest Simba Short Jokes

Short simba jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The simba humour may include short mufasa and simba jokes also.

1. First day as a pilot. Control tower: Can you give me your position? Me: I am next to a cloud that looks like a lion. Control tower: Can you be more specific? Me: Simba
2. So, I saw Simba walking today.. and he was walking too slow. So I told him "C'mon! Mufasa"!
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3. Why was Simba looking forward to his paracetamol wearing off? Because he just couldn't wait to be aching.
4. What college tuition assistance system program did Simba put in place once he became the Lion King? The MUFAFSA.
5. Simba asks Mustafa what is the World Series He replies, "I'd expect you to know this, as you are a cub."
6. Lion King joke Q: Why is Simba an orphan?
   A: Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff
7. Simba as a sealion would be: Simbariel
8. What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday? "You gotta Mufasa"
9. What was Mufasa's last word to Simba? Bison
10. Why did Scar tell the pride Simba killed Mufasa? He was a Lion.

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Simba One Liners

Which simba one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with simba? I can suggest the ones about rhino and lion.

1. Simba was moving too slowly So i told him to Mufasa
2. Simba runs pretty slow He needs to Mufasa
3. Whats the difference between Simba and Timon? Simba is a lion, and Timon is a mere cat.
4. Why did Simba's father die? Because he couldn't Mufasa!
5. Why did Simba's dad die in a stampede? Because he didn't Moofassa enough!
6. What did Simba say to his dad when he was walking slowly? Mufasa
7. Why did Simba lose his father? Because he couldn't Movefasta
8. What do you call simba when he doesn't tell the truth The lying king
9. What did Simba say to his father after he died? Stop lion around!
10. I love the Lion King... ...but Simba is so slow.
    
    Sometimes I wish he'd Mufasa.
11. Why did Simba buy a motorcycle? So he could mufasa.
12. What did Mufasa say to Simba when he pretended to be a tiger? Grrr, I know you lion.
13. How does Simba motivate his dad on a treadmill? Mufasta!
14. Why did Simba's dad die Cause he didn't Mufasenough
15. Simba says, "Hey dad at school on my test I was a big cheetah." "Just kidding, I'm lion."

Mufasa And Simba Jokes

Here is a list of funny mufasa and simba jokes and even better mufasa and simba puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why is Simba slower that his dad? Because his papa mufasa.
• Why was Simba's dad killed by the pride? Because he didn't mufasa.

Charming Humor Simba Jokes with Loads of Fun

What funny jokes about simba you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pride jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make simba pranks.