Simba Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

Simba was moving too slowly

So i told him to Mufasa

Simba was walking too slow...

So I told him to Mufasa.

Simba was moving slow

So I told him to mufasa.

So, I saw Simba walking today..

and he was walking too slow. So I told him "C'mon! Mufasa"!

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What do you say to Simba when he walks too slow?

Mufasa!

What did Simba's father say when Simba was walking slowly?

Mufasa

What did I tell Simba when he was walking slow.

To Mufasa.

Simba was talking way too slow

so I told him to mufasa.

What did the Lion King tell Simba when he was walking too slow?

Mu-fasa

What did Simba say to his father after he died?

Stop lion around!

Why was Simba unable to save his dad in the Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

I love the Lion King...

...but Simba is so slow.

Sometimes I wish he'd Mufasa.

Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

What college tuition assistance system program did Simba put in place once he became the Lion King?

The MUFAFSA.

Simba says, "Hey dad at school on my test I was a big cheetah."

"Just kidding, I'm lion."

How does Simba motivate his dad on a treadmill?

Mufasta!

What did Mufasa say to Simba when he pretended to be a tiger?

Grrr, I know you lion.

Lion King joke

Q: Why is Simba an orphan?

A: Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

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