Silverware Jokes

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Funniest Silverware Short Jokes

Short silverware jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The silverware humour may include short utensils jokes also.

1. Anyone got a fork and a plate? Reddit handed me a slice o cake, but 2hrs til it expires and they left me without silverware and fine china needed to enjoy it :(
2. The wife and I mixed it up a bit last night... We washed the silverware BEFORE the dishes!
3. Today I quit my job at the silverware factory... I told them they could go fork themselves.
4. I was going to donate my silverware to Goodwill today, but the wife already gave them to a friend. I have no more forks left to give.
5. Everyone knows Hillary took silverware, but what did Bill Clinton get from the Oval Office? One night stand.
6. How do the chinese name their children They drop silverware in the sink and listen to the sound it makes
7. How do Asians name their babies? They throw a drawer of silverware down the stairs and name it whatever sound it makes.
8. My grandmother worked in a silverware factory making pronged utensils for nearly 45 years... They called her "Mother Forker"
9. A Good Dieting Trick A good dieting trick is to use small silverware, and small plates and bowls.
   This will trick your body into thinking it's a small person, thus making you shrink in size.
10. Why can't silverware go on good road trips? Because every time they set out, they eventually come to a fork in the road.

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Silverware One Liners

Which silverware one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with silverware? I can suggest the ones about kitchen utensils and kitchen utensil.

1. What's better than good silverware? Good silver here.
2. I used to live a hand to mouth existence. Then somebody told me about silverware.
3. I like my women the same way I like my silverware… Plastic and disposable.
4. My silverware tastes terrible
5. When sleeping with silverware, always remember... spoon, but never fork.
6. Who puts silverware in jail? The law enforkment
7. I was in a portable toilet establishment there was no silverware.
8. How do Asians name their babies? They throw their silverware down the steps.
9. What do you call the trendy game kids are playing with their silverware? Fork-Knife
10. How do chinese people name their kids? They throw silverware down the stairs.
11. How do Chinese name their kids? They throw silverware on the ground!
12. How do Asians name their child? By dropping silverware on the floor

Comical Puns & Laughs: Enjoy Fun, Witty Silverware Jokes with Friends.

What funny jokes about silverware you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jewelry jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make silverware pranks.