Silver Medal Jokes
23 silver medal jokes and hilarious silver medal puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about silver medal that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Silver Medal Short Jokes
Short silver medal jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The silver medal humour may include short gold medal jokes also.
- Olympic Results for sailing are out: The British have taken the Gold medal.
The French have taken the Silver medal.
The Somalians have taken the boats. - I'd like to congratulate Donald J Trump for winning The silver medal in the 2020 presidential election.
- Congratulations to Donald J. Trump for winning the silver medal in the 2020 U.S. Presidential race!
- Latvian Jokes Latvian Olympian win silver medal in skeleton. Wishes silver medal was potato. Still is hungry.
- My wife is like an Olympic silver medal skier. She only goes down once every four years, and never finishes first.
- My wife says I'm like an Olympic champion in bed. For some reason, though, she wishes I won silver medal every now and then.
- I love the feeling of getting a silver medal, especially after I've been beaten by a religious woman. It's second to nun.
- A Japanese Pole Vaulter Walks into a bar wearing his silver medal. A young woman walks up and says "how close were you to the gold"?
..."about 4 inches" - Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics.
In the same event. From home. - On Day 2 of the Rio Olympics, USA is leading in silver medals count with 4 silvers. USA is #1 at #2.
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Silver Medal One Liners
Which silver medal one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with silver medal? I can suggest the ones about medal and olympic gold medal.
- What's better than winning a silver medal at the Paralympics? Being able to walk.
- I got silver for cheating on my wife. I'm always medalling in affairs.
- A gold, silver, and bronze medal were racing on a weight. The gold got a-weigh.
- What's better than getting a silver medal at the Paralympics? Not being disabled.
Silver Medal Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter
What funny jokes about silver medal you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean olympic medals jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make silver medal pranks.
My girlfriend bought me Olympian brand Condoms...
Before she left, I asked if she could buy the Gold Medal variant, she came back with the Silver Medal, saying; "I don't want you coming first this time"
Unfortunately my girlfriend gave my s**... life a silver medal...
But she didn't seem to mind me coming 2nd
My team got silver medal in the s**... Olympics.
We would have got gold but I came first in the o**....
it seems Oscar Pistorious jokes still have legs..
Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't ever sneak up on Oscar Pistorius.
She didn't notice Oscar sneaking up behind her. It was the silence of the limbs.
Oscar Pistorius. Not the first South African with a race problem.
When Oscar Pistorius said he wanted to be just like able bodied athletes, who knew he meant OJ Simpson?
Absolutely shocking news from South Africa. White man arrested for m**....
Oscar Pistorius. Just because he has no legs doesn't mean he's unarmed.
Surely Oscar Pistorius cant be the first man to wake up legless on Valentines day and shoot all over the missus while imagining she's someone else!
I take it Oscar Pistorius's girlfriend bought him shoes for Valentines.
What do you call a room full of dead people? An Oscar Pistorius surprise birthday party... or... An Oscar Pistorius St Valentine's Day Massacre
Oscar Pistorius has an incredible record of wins to his name - Six gold medals, four silver medals and one argument.
A young woman is dead, the life of up‑and‑coming athlete, Oscar Pistorius, is ruined, and people are already making jokes about it. That's prosthetic... i mean pathetic.
I think it's safe to say that Oscar Pistorius won't be getting his leg over tonight.
Oscar Pistorious' lawyer is trying to claim mistaken identity
Personally I don`t think he has a leg to stand on
And the Oscar goes to ... Prison.
Oscar
• Roses are red,
Violets are glorious,
Don't try to surprise
Oscar Pistorius
• She didn't notice Oscar sneaking up behind her. It was the silence of the limbs.
• Oscar Pistorius. Not the first South African with a race problem.
• When Oscar Pistorius said he wanted to be just like able bodied athletes, who knew he meant OJ Simpson?
• Absolutely shocking news from South Africa. White man arrested for m**....
• Oscar Pistorius. Just because he has no legs doesn't mean he's unarmed.
• I take it Oscar Pistorius's girlfriend bought him shoes for Valentines.
• What do you call a room full of dead people? An Oscar Pistorius surprise birthday party.
• Oscar Pistorius has an incredible record of wins to his name. Six gold medals, four silver medals and one argument.
• A young woman is dead, the life of up and coming athlete, Oscar Pistorious, is ruined, and people are already making jokes about it. That's prosthetic... i mean pathetic.
• I think it's safe to say that Oscar Pistorius won't be getting his leg over tonight.
• Police have found a list of 20 other women that Pistorius planned to kill, they are calling it shinless list.
• And the Oscar goes to....... Prison.