Silver Jokes

Funniest Silver Short Jokes

Short silver jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The silver humour may include short gold jokes also.

1. I'm assuming that none of the Jenners ask Kylie to make breakfast. Since she can't even beat an egg
   
2. The other day my friend was telling me i didnt know what irony meant Which was ironic since we were at a bus stop
   
3. Do you remember when air was free at the gas station, and now it's $1.50? You know why? inflation
   Holy smokes this blew up, THANK YOU all for the awards and the silver!!
4. They say I'm overconfident Edit 1: Thanks for the silver!
   Edit 2: Thanks for the gold!
   Edit 3: Thanks for the platinum!
   Edit 4: Wow this really blew up!
5. I was once taught that nothing rhymes with silver... But to this day, I still don't think they sound the same.
6. I heard the kid who fell into the gorilla pit was actually trying to get the jewelry his mother dropped. He didn't get the gold but he got the silver back.
7. Long John Silver just donated us one of his crew members. Thanks for the stranger kind Silver!
8. Harry was blind... ... His friends bought him a silver-coated nutmeg grater for his birthday. When they asked how he liked it, he said it was the most violent story he'd ever read.
9. Olympic Results for sailing are out: The British have taken the Gold medal.
   The French have taken the Silver medal.
   The Somalians have taken the boats.
10. I'd like to congratulate Donald J Trump for winning The silver medal in the 2020 presidential election.

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Silver One Liners

Which silver one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with silver? I can suggest the ones about purple and yellow.

1. If ironman and Silver Surfer teamed up They would be alloys
2. I entered the world kleptomaniac championship tournament I took gold, silver and bronze.
3. 2020 Olympic high jump results Gold - Mexico
   Silver - Mexico
   Bronze - Mexico
4. Deciding whether to buy gold or silver... ...is an either ore situation
5. Silver side up is Nickelback's best album Especially when used as directed.
6. What dog breed always arrives in 2nd place? Silver retrievers.
7. How did the Silver bar get the Gold bar's attention? Au
8. What's silver and tastes like blood? Razor Blades!
9. I feel bad for whoever took the silver in fencing. Their dreams of gold were foiled.
10. I like updoots, I like silver Cake day cake day please deliver
11. What's better than good silverware? Good silver here.
12. Why Werewolves don't post on Reddit? Someone might give them their free "Silver"
13. A Silver sister can't remember your face But a Silver Bromide
14. What did silver say to gold? Au, get over here!
15. Why did Silver have such a successful rap career? He was truly Ag.

Gold Silver Jokes

Here is a list of funny gold silver jokes and even better gold silver puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Gold and Silver walk into a bar... The bartender says, "Ey you, get outta here!"
  So Gold left.
• After one week of the Olympics, the Romanians have taken gold, silver, bronze lead, copper and anything else they can get their hands on.
• Human-beings get rich as they grow old: Silver in Hair;
  Gold in Teeth;
  Sugar in Blood;
  Precious Stones in Kidney;
  And a never ending supply of Gas!
• Silver walked up to elements in a bar that was on fire. Silver said "Get out!" Gold said "Aukay"
  Potassium said "K"
  Sodium said "Na"
  Argon didn't react.
• Olympic Sailing results are in! denmark have taken gold
  Finland have taken silver
  Somalia have taken a middle aged couple who were on a worldwide cruise
• I'm participating in the kleptomania Olympics this year. I plan to take home the gold, the silver and the bronze.
• 4 Weather Patterns Are In A Race Sunny gets gold.
  Cloudy gets silver.
  Snowy gets bronze.
  And Rainy gets a precipitation award.
• Olympic sailing competition just finished. France got the gold, South Africa got the silver, and ... Somalia got the boat.
• My father was a commercial miner his whole life, but he only mined silver and gold. On his deathbed, I asked him what his favorite metal to mine was... he said Either ore.
• While renovating my fence I was digging a hole in my backyard when I found a box filled with silver, gold and platinum The things you get by re-posting.

Silver Medal Jokes

Here is a list of funny silver medal jokes and even better silver medal puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Latvian Jokes Latvian Olympian win silver medal in skeleton. Wishes silver medal was potato. Still is hungry.
• My wife is like an Olympic silver medal skier. She only goes down once every four years, and never finishes first.
• My wife says I'm like an Olympic champion in bed. For some reason, though, she wishes I won silver medal every now and then.
• I got silver for cheating on my wife. I'm always medalling in affairs.
• A gold, silver, and bronze medal were racing on a weight. The gold got a-weigh.
• A Japanese Pole Vaulter Walks into a bar wearing his silver medal. A young woman walks up and says "how close were you to the gold"?
  ..."about 4 inches"
• Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics.
  In the same event. From home.
• On Day 2 of the Rio Olympics, USA is leading in silver medals count with 4 silvers. USA is #1 at #2.

Silver Lining Jokes

Here is a list of funny silver lining jokes and even better silver lining puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Every cloud has a silver lining... ... unless it's a mushroom cloud. Then it's likely strontium.
• Ana from Frozen was upset it didn't snow on her Wedding day, but everything has a silver lining because she got 8 inches that night
• If World War 3 happens... At least we will finally get some more decent Call of Duty Games.
  It's a silver lining in the clouds.
• werewolf thought. I bet werewolves are so angry because they can't find the SILVER lining in things.
• Why are Werewolves such pessimists? They refuse to look at the silver lining.
• Don't worry Jennifer Lawrence... Every icloud has a silver linings.
• A silver lining about this Brett Kavanaugh situation is that the phrase sober as a judge is waaaay more applicable to my life.
• Chuck Norris digs up gold - from silver linings.
• [CS:GO] What do you call low-level players who line up for the enemy team? A Silver Eclipse.
• Why aren't Japanese optimistic? Because not every cloud has a silver lining

Silver Surfer Jokes

Here is a list of funny silver surfer jokes and even better silver surfer puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• So Spider-Man and Silver Surfer decided to hang out one day Yeah, I think they surfed the web together
• What is faster than silver surfer? Quicksilver Surfer! :D

Fun-Filled Silver Jokes to Boost Your Mood

What funny jokes about silver you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean gray jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make silver pranks.