Silver Jokes

166 silver jokes and hilarious silver puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about silver that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

This article takes a look at some of the best silver jokes out there. From silver foxes to silver elephants, silver surfers and silver wedding anniversaries - these cheeky jokes make use of the metallic references to provide plenty of laughs. Whether you're looking for a silver lining, silver spoon, silver hair or a reference to steele we've got you covered.

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Best Short Silver Jokes

Short silver puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The silver humour may include short gold jokes also.

  1. I'm assuming that none of the Jenners ask Kylie to make breakfast. Since she can't even beat an egg
  2. How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They're afraid of change- even if it makes the world a brighter place.
  3. The other day my friend was telling me i didnt know what irony meant Which was ironic since we were at a bus stop
  4. Do you remember when air was free at the gas station, and now it's $1.50? You know why? inflation
    Holy smokes this blew up, THANK YOU all for the awards and the silver!!
  5. They say I'm overconfident Edit 1: Thanks for the silver!
    Edit 2: Thanks for the gold!
    Edit 3: Thanks for the platinum!
    Edit 4: Wow this really blew up!
  6. I was once taught that nothing rhymes with silver... But to this day, I still don't think they sound the same.
  7. I heard the kid who fell into the gorilla pit was actually trying to get the jewelry his mother dropped. He didn't get the gold but he got the silver back.
  8. Long John Silver just donated us one of his crew members. Thanks for the stranger kind Silver!
  9. Harry was blind... ... His friends bought him a silver-coated nutmeg grater for his birthday. When they asked how he liked it, he said it was the most violent story he'd ever read.
  10. Rich people are born with a silver spoon in their mouth. But polite french people are born with a s'il vous plaît
Silver joke, Rich people are born with a silver spoon in their mouth.

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about silver can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of silver puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Silver One Liners

Which silver one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with silver? I can suggest the ones about purple and yellow.

  1. If ironman and Silver Surfer teamed up They would be alloys
  2. I entered the world kleptomaniac championship tournament I took gold, silver and bronze.
  3. 2020 Olympic high jump results Gold - Mexico
    Silver - Mexico
    Bronze - Mexico
  4. If Iron Man and the Silver Surfer Joined Forces They would become alloys
  5. Iron Man and the Silver Surfer should team up. They'd be strong alloys.
  6. Deciding whether to buy gold or silver... an either ore situation
  7. What happened when tge Silver Surfer met Iron Man? They became alloys!
  8. how are a silver medalist and a priest alike They both came in a little behind
  9. Silver side up is Nickelback's best album Especially when used as directed.
  10. What dog breed always arrives in 2nd place? Silver retrievers.
  11. How did the Silver bar get the Gold bar's attention? Au
  12. What's silver and tastes like blood? Razor Blades!
  13. I feel bad for whoever took the silver in fencing. Their dreams of gold were foiled.
  14. I like updoots, I like silver Cake day cake day please deliver
  15. What's better than good silverware? Good silver here.

Gold Silver Jokes

Here is a list of funny gold silver jokes and even better gold silver puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Olympic Results for sailing are out: The British have taken the Gold medal.
    The French have taken the Silver medal.
    The Somalians have taken the boats.
  • Gold and Silver walk into a bar... The bartender says, "Ey you, get outta here!"
    So Gold left.
  • Silver and lead are sitting at a bar and gold walks in. Silver yells " au, get outta here! "
  • After one week of the Olympics, the Romanians have taken gold, silver, bronze lead, copper and anything else they can get their hands on.
  • Human-beings get rich as they grow old: Silver in Hair;
    Gold in Teeth;
    Sugar in Blood;
    Precious Stones in Kidney;
    And a never ending supply of Gas!
  • "Hey honey, my olympic condoms arrived.." "Hey honey, my olympic condoms arrived, I think I'll wear gold."
    "Maybe you should wear silver and come second for a change!"
  • Silver walked up to elements in a bar that was on fire. Silver said "Get out!" Gold said "Aukay"
    Potassium said "K"
    Sodium said "Na"
    Argon didn't react.
  • I brought home some Olympic condoms. I told my wife i was going to use the gold one. She said: "Maybe try the silver one, so you can finish second for once!"
    I'm still gold baby!
  • Olympic Sailing results are in! denmark have taken gold
    Finland have taken silver
    Somalia have taken a middle aged couple who were on a worldwide cruise
  • I'm participating in the kleptomania Olympics this year. I plan to take home the gold, the silver and the bronze.

Silver Medal Jokes

Here is a list of funny silver medal jokes and even better silver medal puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I'd like to congratulate Donald J Trump for winning The silver medal in the 2020 presidential election.
  • Congratulations to Donald J. Trump for winning the silver medal in the 2020 U.S. Presidential race!
  • Latvian Jokes Latvian Olympian win silver medal in skeleton. Wishes silver medal was potato. Still is hungry.
  • My wife is like an Olympic silver medal skier. She only goes down once every four years, and never finishes first.
  • What's better than winning a silver medal at the Paralympics? Being able to walk.
  • My wife says I'm like an Olympic champion in bed. For some reason, though, she wishes I won silver medal every now and then.
  • I got silver for cheating on my wife. I'm always medalling in affairs.
  • I love the feeling of getting a silver medal, especially after I've been beaten by a religious woman. It's second to nun.
  • A gold, silver, and bronze medal were racing on a weight. The gold got a-weigh.
  • A Japanese Pole Vaulter Walks into a bar wearing his silver medal. A young woman walks up and says "how close were you to the gold"?
    ..."about 4 inches"

Silver Lining Jokes

Here is a list of funny silver lining jokes and even better silver lining puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Every cloud has a silver lining... ... unless it's a mushroom cloud. Then it's likely strontium.
  • Ana from Frozen was upset it didn't snow on her Wedding day, but everything has a silver lining because she got 8 inches that night
  • If World War 3 happens... At least we will finally get some more decent Call of Duty Games.
    It's a silver lining in the clouds.
  • werewolf thought. I bet werewolves are so angry because they can't find the SILVER lining in things.
  • Why are Werewolves such pessimists? They refuse to look at the silver lining.
  • Don't worry Jennifer Lawrence... Every icloud has a silver linings.
  • A silver lining about this Brett Kavanaugh situation is that the phrase sober as a judge is waaaay more applicable to my life.
  • Being impotent is hard but there is a silver lining in that I can't bear a developmentally disabled child You gotta get up to get downs
  • Chuck Norris digs up gold - from silver linings.
  • [CS:GO] What do you call low-level players who line up for the enemy team? A Silver Eclipse.

Silver Surfers Jokes

Here is a list of funny silver surfers jokes and even better silver surfers puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • If Silver Surfer and Iron man... If Silver Surfer and Iron man began working together, they'd be alloys
  • So Spider-Man and Silver Surfer decided to hang out one day Yeah, I think they surfed the web together
  • What do you call iron man and silver surfer when they work together? Alloys.
  • What is faster than silver surfer? Quicksilver Surfer! :D
Silver joke, What is faster than silver surfer?

Fun-Filled Silver Jokes to Boost Your Mood

What funny jokes about silver you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean gray jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make silver prank.

If you find gold in Australia where should you look for silver?


What's the difference between a chicken and a pregnant woman?

You can't debone a pregnant woman.

What do you call a dragon with no silver?

a dron.
dr**ag**on (science joke)

olimpic condoms

The husband comes home and tells his wife : "honey, i got some olimpic condoms !" the wife asks: "olimpic? what do you mean by that?" "Yeah..olimpic. they come in 3 different colors: gold, silver and bronze. And guess what ? Tonight i think of wearing the gold ones !" to which the wife replies: "Honey..could you please wear the silver ones?! I'd love for you to finish second.."

Olympic Condoms

A man gets home one day from work and excitedly shows off to his wife that he bought a pack of *Olympic Condoms*.
"What do you say I slip on a gold one and we give it a go?" He asks her with a grin.
She simply responds,
"Why don't you try out the silver and come second for a change"

The Rabbit, The bear, and The genie.

A bear is chasing a rabbit through the woods. The rabbit trips on a glistening metal object. The bear quickly picks up the object which appears to be a silver oil lamp.
A genie appeared forth.
The genie looked at the bear then the rabbit, then back at the bear.
"Alright, which of you schmucks freed me?"
"Me" the bear and rabbit said simultaneously.
The genie looked at the rabbit, then back at the bear. "Alright, I'm in a good mood, so you both get three wishes. Who's going first?"
The bear volunteered. "I wish all the other bears in this forest were female" He said.
"I wish I had a motorcycle" said the rabbit.
"Done and done" said the genie. Next wish?
The bear got a dumb smile and said "I wish all the other bears in the surrounding forests were female."
The rabbit hopped on the motorcycle. "I wish I was wearing a helmet"
"Alright. easy enough."
The bear a grin across his face yelled "I wish all the other bears in the world were female!"
The rabbit revved the engine, put on some goggles and as he sped away yelled "I wish the bear was gay!"

Indian On The Road

I'm driving from Santa Fe to Albuquerque when I see an American Indian lying on the road with his ear to the ground. Curious, I pull over, walk up to him and ask, "Excuse me, what are you doing?" He says, "Silver 1991 Chevy station wagon, one man, one woman, two children". I say, "Wow, you can tell all that just by listening to the road?" He says, "Heck no, they just ran me over".

Why did Silver have such a successful rap career?

He was truly Ag.

A r**... family was visiting the city...

...and they were in a mall for the first time in their life. The father and son were strolling around while the wife shopped. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, "Paw, What's 'at?"
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I dunno. I ain't never seen nuthin'like that in my entire life, I ain't got no idea'r what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a large old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Then the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24-year-old blonde woman stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son, "Boy, go git yo Momma."

Do you guys have any clean ish Super Hero jokes?

I'm going to be an Emcee at a superhero themed event and some jokes would be great. The s**... assault superman one just won't fly. Many people there aren't really into super heros but some (very few) are.
My favorite so far is...
If Iron Man and Silver Surfer teamed up....they would be alloys.

I got robbed by a magician

Took my wallet, watch and every silver dollar I had behind my ear.

George Washington and the Silver Dollar

According to legend, George Washington once threw a silver dollar across the Patomac River. You can't do this today because a dollar doesn't go as far as it used to.

My girlfriend bought me Olympian brand Condoms...

Before she left, I asked if she could buy the Gold Medal variant, she came back with the Silver Medal, saying; "I don't want you coming first this time"

My mother was over the age of fifty when she gave birth to me

You could say I was born with a silver p**... in my mouth.

Cs go joke

How many CS GO silver ranked players does it take to fix a light bulb.
None cause they cant climb the ladder ahahahahahaha

Marriage jokes

A woman turns to her husband on their silver wedding anniversary and says, 'Darling, will you still love me when my hair turns grey?' Her husband replies, 'Why not? I stuck with you through the other six shades.'

I lost both my hands in a car c**......

But there is a silver lining somewhere.
I just can't put my finger on it.

The silver-tongued lover can always make a woman blush...

... because they're a practiced, cunning linguist.

the heads of Coors, Budweiser and Guinness go to lunch.

So, the heads of Coors, Budweiser and Guinness are all sitting in a restaurant. When the waitress comes over she takes their drinks order first
- 'Ill have a silver bullet' says the Coors guy
- 'Ill have the king of beers' says the Budweiser guy
- 'Lemonade please' says the head of Guinness
The other two look at him ... 'Lemonade?'
'Well if you're not drinking beer neither am I'

Why the USA get silver in synchronized diving?

Because Steele Johnson always comes second.

An Irish man, a Russian man and an English man all go to a magic park

At the park there is a magic slide and each man who goes down it will recive a p**... of whatever they desire
The Irish man says "gold!" And he lands in a p**... of gold.
The Russian man says "silver! " and he lands in a p**... of silver.
The English man says "Weee! " and he lands in a p**... of wee.

Boy wants a car from his Dad

the Dad says, "first you gotta cut that hair."
Boy says, "but Dad, Jesus had long hair"
and Dad says
"that's right son, and Jesus walked everywhere"
(credit goes to the band The Silver Jews)

A man walks into a store to buy condoms

He notices that there are Olympic condoms on sale. He returns home and tells his wife, "Honey I bought Olympic condoms for us tonight!"
Wife: What's so special about them.
Husband: Well, there's a gold one, a silver one and a bronze one.
Wife: Which one are you gonna wear tonight?
Husband: The gold one of course!
Wife: Why don't you wear the silver one, it would be nice if you came second for a change.

I can produce silver just by sniffing.

Smelt it with my own nose.
**I'll show myself out**

What does a priest and a silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

Donald Trump and Justin Trudeau run a 100-meter race...

Trudeau easily overtakes Trump and wins.
Minutes later, the White House tweets a press note:
"President Trump won prestigious silver in US-Canada race. The Canadian showed up second-to-last."

This doctor is so lucky

An E.N.T. Professor retired from college. In the farewell college faculty
gifted him a silver ear.
Thanking the faculty the professor said: Thank god I am not a gynecologist.

Silence is golden

And it just so happens that duck tape is silver. Either way you will get silence

What did silver say to gold?

Au, get over here!

Gold and Silver haven't seen each other since Elementary School

They decided to meet up at a bar. Gold walks in and sees his old friend and calls out to him.
"Aay, G."
Silver gets excited and shouts back, "Hey, you!"

I had been digging for a long time today.

Down in the hole I found a box full of Silver coins!
In the excitement I ran back indoors to tell my wife.
Then I remembered why I was digging the hole...

I'm supposed to give her silver for our 25th anniversary but I'm not sure if I believe in it.

I'm Ag-nostic.

What is the difference between a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist?

They both came in a little behind.

Olympic condoms (n**...)

A boyfriend buys Olympic colored condoms, and tells his girlfriend it's because there are 3 colors Gold, Silver and Bronze. He tells her "tonight i think i'll wear the gold" she replied "i wish you would wear the silver one". "Why?" the boyfriend asks. "It would be great if you came second for a change!"

My father was a commercial miner his whole life, but he only mined silver and gold. On his deathbed, I asked him what his favorite metal to mine was... he said

Either ore.

A man walks into a costume party

Wearing nothing but underwear, and with a girl wrapped to his back with silver tape.
A friend of his welcomes him and asks "So... What are you dressed as?"
"I'm a turtle", answers the guy.
"And who is this on your back?"
"Oh, that's just Michelle."
(Probably a repost, I know, but the joke is just too good)

My HS Chemistry teacher told us how to remember the periodic symbols for Silver and Gold-

If someone tried to steal your silver, you'd say A G, I lost my silver. But if someone tried to steal your gold, you'd say A U! Give me back my gold!

Hey girl, are you made of Copper, Nitrogen, Terbium, and Silver?

Because you are a CuNTbAg.

A friend told me that she won second prize in table-setting

I asked her, you placed silver where?

My wife and I got into bed last night

I said "That box of different coloured condoms arrived, I think I'll wear the gold one today."
She replied: "Why don't you wear the silver and come second for once?"

Russian Joke (Obama and Merkel meet in private)

Obama tells Merkel:"Listen, I have three b**..., red, green and yellow. If I press the red button, there is no more China, if I press the red button, there is no more Russia, if I press the green button, Europe is gone".
Merkel says... "That may be, however, my grandmother had three toilets. A gold one, a silver one, and a delft one. However, when the Russians entered Berlin in 1945, she crapped herself in the hallway.

In these troubling political times with gun violence peaking, human rights scandals on us soil, and ongoing corruption investigations, it's always important to find the silver lining in things...

International Relations with Russia have never been better!

4 Weather Patterns Are In A Race

Sunny gets gold.
Cloudy gets silver.
Snowy gets bronze.
And Rainy gets a precipitation award.

Silence is golden...

... duct tape is silver.

What do you call a cat served on a silver plate?

A platter-pus

What do you get when you combine silver, a personal pronoun, a tattoo, and the short form of Edward?

What do you get when you combine silver, a personal pronoun, a tattoo, and the short form of Edward?
Ag I tat Ed.
I'm veeeerrrryyyyy agitated.

A couple who's been married for 25 years are discussing their anniversary plans

Wife: what do you plan to give me on our silver wedding anniversary?
Husband: Surprise! I'm taking you to Europe!
Wife: Wow! How are you going to top that on our golden anniversary?
Husband: Well, I suppose I'll pick you up!

A Silver sister can't remember your face

But a Silver Bromide

"I say Long John Silver, I really like your earrings, how much were they?"

"2 dollars"
"They're not bad at all for a buccaneer".

Silver joke, "I say Long John Silver, I really like your earrings, how much were they?"

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The impact of these silver jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.